Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Huh. "This is fucking Star Wars and they hyped it up so much, only for it to suck" is a pretty good descriptor of how Disney's been handling nu-wars.

Well I think this goes perfectly with Bob Iger's mindset of simply buying things because they are popular without understanding why they are popular. Though his reign is rather profitable, I personally think it has done even more damage than even what the craziest idea of Michael Eisner could mention as the company has transformed from being at the forefront of creativity and imagination, to becoming the company that is less driven by wanting to bring the next animation renaissance, and more driven to play it safe and chase trends rather than set them.
 
Bob Iger strikes me as a dope with literally no vision beyond the dollar bill, the way he's always smiling like a jackass.

He inherited a too big to fail company with enough cash to buy things that were already popular, but that doesn't mean he's not an idiot who has any idea what he's doing.

He's the polar opposite of Walt Disney, no vision, "Disney" means nothing to him, it's just a business, it's just profit margins.

Walt was one of those 20th century tycoons that actually gave a shit about more than money, they wanted to try to steer mankind forward, they had goals beyond just "make a lot of money", they simply gave a shit.

Iger could give a shit whether you have a good time, the only thing he cares about is if he gets your cash, so of course you're going to get short shrifted with a subpar experience, why bother with the money and effort (no way that crap cost them a billion dollars, a lot of that money went elsewhere) when you can just exploit suckers instead? Hell many people these days are dumb enough to be pleased with anything, no matter how lame.
 
Alright... here we go. But before that, if you just got here and want to know more about the park, the coverage starts at page 500 and feel free to share what I've posted. Also a bit unrelated but a former vice-pres of Disney got arrested for pedoshit and Claudia Gray (one of Holdo's creators and the writer of the Leia x Holdo books) who originally shilled the poll/survey to prove that SW criticism was based on sexism and bigotry disavowed the thing after severe backlash and blamed her assistant for it. Anyway, on with the thing.

Oga's Cantina is the only cantina at the park and serves both alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks. Its partially based on Chalmun's Cantina from ANH but with mixed with elements from the cantina from TFA. Its been criticized mainly for the taste of its drinks and prices. Below are pictures of the cantina in promo material.
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The cantina is notable for going through the most amount of "public" redesigns of any other restaurant in the park. The first design was one entirely based on a Rogue One aesthetic. The second went more for a TFA look, inspired mainly by yellow Yoda's castle cantina. The third one went with something more reminiscent of SWTOR with a more twi'lek focus. The fourth one however went for a "traditional" ANH look with elements of the new, and it was this design that would be used with some alterations. One thing all three had in common and based on promo commentary was that it would be chock full of aliens to "simulate the feeling of going into the cantina for the first time", with the first two versions going with sequel aliens and a few pre-Disney aliens, while the third and fourth ones went with only pre-Disney aliens. Eventually they went with the fourth choice after realizing they needed another familiar sight in this park that wasn't just the Falcon. There's some rumor going around that the unused cantina designs will be used for the SW hotel instead but this hasn't been confirmed officially yet. In the end, the cantina would end up having no aliens (except one but its more of a tiny statue). Anyway here is what the Cantina looks like now:
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The interior went through many redesigns, but the only thing that's remained the same in concept since day one is the exterior:
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Like I've said, the interior is based on the one from ANH but with some yellow yoda influences. The most recognizable thing are the drink dispensing flame tubes aka the IG-88 heads. The cantina is a small circular room with several burrow areas to sit in, and there's not really anything to do except buy drinks and listen to some really bad techno music (which I will get to in a moment). Note that you only have about 40 minutes to eat and drink, at which point an employee will escort you out.

The owner of this Cantina is an old alien woman named Oga who is a "Bluetopian", but this is not an actual species in either Disney canon or pre-Disney canon so there's no info on it or what she looks like, but I'm guessing she's blue. As I've said before, there are no aliens in this cantina and as such, like most of the other aliens at the park, she doesn't exist, but her pre-recorded voice will rarely be heard through an intercom yelling at her employees to fix the DJ droid whenever he breaks down (which happens every hour or so) or tell customers to enjoy themselves. According to park employees, she owns not just the cantina but the entire town (although one employee mentions that she owns the planet Batuu), and she's a "generous and strong" old woman but who is "very dangerous" and who owns and runs everything in the park/outpost, making her the "queen" of Black Spire Outpost. Also according to the employees she was once a powerful gang leader and pirate on par with Jabba the Hutt. As I've said before, the old toydarian lesbian from the toy store is in love with her, but the feelings aren't mutual apparently although she does have some sort of relationship with the pirate alien guy Hondo. She is also a member of the #Resistance and uses all her profits to fund Leia's Resistance. She also detests bigots and "unlike most Cantina owners, she gladly welcomes droids", but despite this claim, there's a droid scanner at the entrance of the cantina much like in ANH. But none of this really matters since she doesn't exist outside of a pre-recorded voice.

The main attraction of the cantina is the animatronic DJ. The DJ is RX, now known as DJ R3X, who used to be the pilot droid on the original version of the Star Tours ride. He serves as the cantina's "band" and his collection of songs are all shitty techno pop songs like "She was the droid I was looking for!", however the only decent track he does play is a techno remix of "Mad About Me" aka the first cantina song by Figrin D'an, which he plays after every time he breaks down. Every hour or so, R3X "breaks down" for about 20 seconds, then the employees grab a plastic hammer and start banging one of their drink dispensers while pushing a button. After banging it for about 10 seconds, the droid comes back on and plays "Mad About Me".
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Aside from music, the DJ droid also tells a large assortment of very bad jokes and puns based on quotes from the movies.

You can sit around, drink and take selfies but that's about it. There's nothing really interactive here or any costumed aliens to pal around with. You can ask employees questions about Oga to tell you the stuff I just told you but they won't stick around long. Another problem is that only two people per ID are allowed in the cantina at a time, so if you came with a group of friends, the rest will have to wait outside (unless all of you paid for your own IDs), and even then you're only allowed in for about 40 minutes. There's also a 2 drink limit per customer and you're not allowed to leave with your cup or drink. There's also a lot multicolored lights about.
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The final concept initially promised old school aliens and that was even mentioned by the imagineer director but that didn't happen. One thing of note though is that promo material right up until this April said that the cantine would be home to an alien bounty hunter called Harkos who would harass people with the lowest scores in the Falcon ride. I talked about him before about how this sounded like a bad idea, but it turns out that Disney never went through with the concept as Harkos has not appeared anywhere in this park, instead he's only mentioned by the employees as a dangerous bounty hunter who is a "regular" at the bar, but actually isn't. No idea why they removed him, but I guess it wasn't profitable to have an alien who doesn't sell you anything and harasses your customers.
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So yeah, only thing left of this guy is his lore as told by employees and that he's a kajainsa nikto (one of the many reptile men in ROTJ serving Jabba). Because of this, there's only one real alien in the cantina which is a worrt (its the sole alien statue I mentioned before) that sits in a tank on top of the bar and does nothing.
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Also this worrt uses its hideous design from TFA rather than the one from ROTJ.

Not really much else to say except for the items on the menu, but I guess the bar could come off as nostalgic to a degree but without those familiar elements or the alien aspect, along with how restricted you are while in there, its not really a pleasant place to be, with its real worth being selfie material for bragging rights on instagram.

Now on with the menus. Like with the sabacc cards, these are cut into a weird shape.

Here are the drink menus. Spoiler alert: all except two taste like shit and those that don't are generic store-bought liquors in fancy cups.
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And here is the food menu with generic drinks:
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The two food items are sold in other parts of the park.

To start off, here's the least popular and most disappointing non-alcoholic drink, the Blue Bantha.
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Its the same blue soy m;lk sold in other parts of the park but melted and most reviews claim it tastes like a gross mixture of watermelon and almonds. The cookie on top is a vanilla-butter sugar cookie with a nut layer which some say looks like shit on a cracker but still tastes far better than the shitty milk. Its the most bought but also the drink left unfinished the most. The only interesting thing to say about this thing is its name, which comes from a pre-Disney 1993 roleplaying guide, with Blue Banthas being a rare and dangerous breed of white-furred banthas with blue horns, enhanced sensory abilities and keen memory. The drink costs 14 dollars.

This is the least popular alcoholic drink. The Bloody Rancor.
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Its an incredibly spicy bloody mary made with store-bought vodka. On top it is a tiny "rancor bone" which is made of meringue, however it does little to improve the flavor of the drink. Obviously you all know what a Rancor is. It costs 17 dollars.

Next is the non-alcoholic Cliff Dweller that is the only one of two drinks that have been well received in this shop.
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Its a "healthy and organic" drink mix made with orange, lemon, coconut, ginger ale, hibiscus and pomegranate juice. It comes served in a plastic cup made to look like a wooden PORG. On the bottom of the cup it says its a 1st Edition Galaxy's Edge mug. The name Cliff Dweller comes from Filoni's Rebels cartoon which were a group of dirt dwelling Rebels. It costs 32 dollars with cup.

This is the only other drink aside from Cliff Dweller that has been very well received. Its called the Spiran Caf.
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Its only served during the mornings. Its an alcoholic drink made with organic hippie coffee mixed with rum and shredded orange bits. People say its the only truly delicious and original thing in the cantina. Caf is the Star Wars name for coffee in both old-canon and nu-canon, and Spira is a tropical planet from a 1994 SW RPG in pre-Disney canon which is much like the Spira from Final Fantasy X, except it came out 7 bloody years before FFX and any similarity may be due to that Squaresoft used to be made up of a bunch of fucking huge SW nerds. It costs 16 dollars.

Next is the most expensive drink(s). The Rancor Beer Flight costing 75 dollars with cups and holder.
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The cup holder seems to be stylized wood and the cups are some kind of porcelain which the employees claim are made of real rancor teeth, and if that's the case then they must have really shitty teeth then. This order lets you sample four irl beers with no fixed alien names despite the menu as the employees will usually refer to them by their irl names instead, like Sierra Nevada Tropical IPA, a New Belgium Red Ale, a Blue Point Lager, and a Ballast Point IPA.

I'll post the rest of the drinks in a bit.
 
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Alright... here we go. But before that, if you just got here and want to know more about the park, the coverage starts at page 500 and feel free to share what I've posted. Also a bit unrelated but a former vice-pres of Disney got arrested for pedoshit and Claudia Gray (one of Holdo's creators and the writer of the Leia x Holdo books) who originally shilled the poll/survey to prove that SW criticism was based on sexism and bigotry disavowed the thing after severe backlash and blamed her assistant for it. Anyway, on with the thing.

Oga's Cantina is the only cantina at the park and serves both alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks. Its partially based on Chalmun's Cantina from ANH but with mixed with elements from the cantina from TFA. Its been criticized mainly for the taste of its drinks and prices. Below are pictures of the cantina in promo material.
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The cantina is notable for going through the most amount of "public" redesigns of any other restaurant in the park. The first design was one entirely based on a Rogue One aesthetic. The second went more for a TFA look, inspired mainly by yellow Yoda's castle cantina. The third one went with something more reminiscent of SWTOR with a more twi'lek focus. The fourth one however went for a "traditional" ANH look with elements of the new, and it was this design that would be used with some alterations. One thing all three had in common and based on promo commentary was that it would be chock full of aliens to "simulate the feeling of going into the cantina for the first time", with the first two versions going with sequel aliens and a few pre-Disney aliens, while the third and fourth ones went with only pre-Disney aliens. Eventually they went with the fourth choice after realizing they needed another familiar sight in this park that wasn't just the Falcon. There's some rumor going around that the unused cantina designs will be used for the SW hotel instead but this hasn't been confirmed officially yet. In the end, the cantina would end up having no aliens (except one but its more of a tiny statue). Anyway here is what the Cantina looks like now:
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The interior went through many redesigns, but the only thing that's remained the same in concept since day one is the exterior:
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Like I've said, the interior is based on the one from ANH but with some yellow yoda influences. The most recognizable thing are the drink dispensing flame tubes aka the IG-88 heads. The cantina is a small circular room with several burrow areas to sit in, and there's not really anything to do except buy drinks and listen to some really bad techno music (which I will get to in a moment). Note that you only have about 40 minutes to eat and drink, at which point an employee will escort you out.

The owner of this Cantina is an old alien woman named Oga who is a "Bluetopian", but this is not an actual species in either Disney canon or pre-Disney canon so there's no info on it or what she looks like, but I'm guessing she's blue. As I've said before, there are no aliens in this cantina and as such, like most of the other aliens at the park, she doesn't exist, but her pre-recorded voice will rarely be heard through an intercom asking her employees to fix the DJ droid whenever he breaks down (which happens every hour or so) or tell customers to enjoy themselves. According to park employees, she owns not just the cantina but the entire town (although one employee mentions that she owns the planet Batuu), and she's a "generous and strong" old woman but who is "very dangerous" and who owns and runs everything in the park/outpost, making her the "queen" of Black Spire Outpost. Also according to the employees she was once a powerful gang leader and pirate on par with Jabba the Hutt. As I've said before, the old toydarian lesbian from the toy store is in love with her, but the feelings aren't mutual apparently although she does have some sort of relationship with the pirate alien guy Hondo. She is also a member of the #Resistance and uses all her profits to fund Leia's Resistance. She also detests bigots and "unlike most Cantina owners, she gladly welcomes droids", but despite this claim, there's a droid scanner at the entrance of the cantina much like in ANH. But none of this really matters since she doesn't exist outside of a pre-recorded voice.

The main attraction of the cantina is the animatronic DJ. The DJ is RX, now known as DJ R3X, who used to be the pilot droid on the original version of the Star Tours ride. He serves as the cantina's "band" and his collection of songs are all shitty techno pop songs like "She was the droid I was looking for!", however the only decent track he does play is a techno remix of "Mad About Me" aka the first cantina song by Figrin D'an, which he plays after every time he breaks down. Every hour or so, R3X "breaks down" for about 20 seconds, then the employees grab a plastic hammer and start banging one of their drink dispensers while pushing a button. After banging it for about 10 seconds, the droid comes back on and plays "Mad About Me".
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Aside from music, the DJ droid also tells a large assortment of very bad jokes and puns based on quotes from the movies.

You can sit around, drink and take selfies but that's about it. There's nothing really interactive here or any costumed aliens to pal around with. You can ask employees questions about Oga to tell you the stuff I just told you but they won't stick around long. Another problem is that only two people per ID are allowed in the cantina at a time, so if you came with a group of friends, the rest will have to wait outside (unless all of you paid for your own IDs), and even then you're only allowed in for about 40 minutes. There's also a 2 drink limit per customer and you're not allowed to leave with your cup or drink. There's also a lot multicolored lights about.
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The final concept initially promised old school aliens and that was even mentioned by the imagineer director but that didn't happen. One thing of note though is that promo material right up until this April said that the cantine would be home to an alien bounty hunter called Harkos who would harass people with the lowest scores in the Falcon ride. I talked about him before about how this sounded like a bad idea, but it turns out that Disney never went through with the concept as Harkos has not appeared anywhere in this park, instead he's only mentioned by the employees as a dangerous bounty hunter who is a "regular" at the bar, but actually isn't. No idea why they removed him, but I guess it wasn't profitable to have an alien who doesn't sell you anything and harasses your customers.
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So yeah, only thing left of this guy is his lore as told by employees and that he's a kajainsa nikto (one of the many reptile men in ROTJ serving Jabba). Because of this, there's only one real alien in the cantina which is a worrt (its the sole alien statue I mentioned before) that sits in a tank on top of the bar and does nothing.
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Also this worrt uses its hideous design from TFA rather than the one from ROTJ.

Not really much else to say except for the items on the menu, but I guess the bar could come off as nostalgic to a degree but without those familiar elements or the alien aspect, along with how restricted you are while in there, its not really a pleasant place to be, with its real worth being selfie material for bragging rights on instagram.

Now on with the menus. Like with the sabacc cards, these are cut into a weird shape.

Here are the drink menus. Spoiler alert: all except two taste like shit and those that don't are generic store-bought liquors in fancy cups.
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And here is the food menu with generic drinks:
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The two food items are sold in other parts of the park.

To start off, here's the least popular and most disappointing non-alcoholic drink, the Blue Bantha.
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Its the same blue soy m;lk sold in other parts of the park but melted and most reviews claim it tastes like a gross mixture of watermelon and almonds. The cookie on top is a vanilla-butter sugar cookie with a nut layer which some say looks like shit on a cracker but still tastes far better than the shitty tard cum. Its the most bought but also the drink left unfinished the most. The only interesting thing to say about this thing is its name, which comes from a pre-Disney 1993 roleplaying guide, with Blue Banthas being a rare and dangerous breed of white-furred banthas with blue horns, enhanced sensory abilities and keen memory. The drink costs 14 dollars.

This is the least popular alcoholic drink. The Bloody Rancor.
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Its an incredibly spicy bloody mary made with store-bought vodka. On top it is a tiny "rancor bone" which is made of meringue, however it does little to improve the flavor of the drink. Obviously you all know what a Rancor is. It costs 17 dollars.

Next is the non-alcoholic Cliff Dweller that is the only one of two drinks that have been well received in this shop.
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Its a "healthy and organic" drink mix made with orange, lemon, coconut, ginger ale, hibiscus and pomegranate juice. It comes served in a plastic cup made to look like a wooden PORG. On the bottom of the cup it says its a 1st Edition Galaxy's Edge mug. The name Cliff Dweller comes from Filoni's Rebels cartoon which were a group dirt dwelling Rebels. It costs 32 dollars with cup.

This is the only other drink aside from Cliff Dweller that has been very well received. Its called the Spiran Caf.
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Its only served during the mornings. Its an alcoholic drink made with organic hippie coffee mixed with rum and shredded orange bits. People say its the only truly delicious and original thing in the cantina. Caf is the Star Wars name for coffee in both old-canon and nu-canon, and Spira is a tropical planet from a 1994 SW RPG in pre-Disney canon which is much like the Spira from Final Fantasy X, except it came out 7 bloody years before FFX and any similarity may be due to that Squaresoft used to be made up of a bunch of fucking SW nerds. In another bit of trivia, Blitzball in FFX was created because Yoshinori Kitase wanted to make his own sport like Lucas did with Podracers in Ep I. And Kyle Katarn once said he wanted to vacation here with Jan Ors in the 2002 video game Jedi Knights II which was released a year after FFX's release. It costs 16 dollars.

Next is the most expensive drink(s). The Rancor Beer Flight costing 75 dollars with cups and holder.
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The cup holder is plastic and the cups are some kind of porcelain which the employees claim are made of real rancor teeth, and if that's the case then they must have really shitty teeth then. This order lets you sample four irl beers with no alien names, Sierra Nevada Tropical IPA, a New Belgium Red Ale, a Blue Point Lager, and a Ballast Point IPA.

I'll post the rest of the drinks in a bit.
Well color me fucking surprised that Disney has the gall to charge you for a beer sampler, the stuff that is supposed to for helping you select your drink choice of the night or of that meal. you know if it was more reasonable at like 10 or at the max 15 dollars, it might be worth it just to sample what unique drink choices there are, but at 75 dollars for rather regular selection of beer, Disney can take this product where the 2 suns don't shine.
 

Well apparently Disney has released the trailer for GE's Florida counterpart starring what seems to be a miniature version of Kathleen Kennedy (you were fucking right @Judge Holden). It features Dok Ondar in the trailer behind a family to imply that aliens walk in the park, but they don't since Dok is a stationary animatronic and the one in the trailer is the green proto-variant used in 2017 and early 2018 promo material, which means this trailer was made before Dok's design was finalized.
The article covering this also mentions the Resistance/FO ride being open there even though both the California and Florida versions have been said to not open until late this year or next year. It also mentions Harkos the bounty hunter from the Cantina even though he officially does not exist anymore. Could this be false advertising, a misconception on the article writer's part or is this implying that the Florida park will have the missing features the California one doesn't?

Anyway, back to the drinks and food at Oga's cantina.

This is the Yub Nub. The second most expensive drink.
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The drink is a meh alcoholic mixture of pineapple rum, spiced rum, orange juice, and passion fruit, with the alcohol being considered too strong for casual drinkers and the flavor too meh by experienced drinkers. Originally it came with seeds on top but were removed after potential fear of complaints over them arose. However what draws people to this drink is not the flavor, they just want the souvenir cup which comes with the order. It is a porcelain cup designed to look like its made of wood and engraved in it are "carvings" of the Battle of Endor and one of the few reminders in the park that the OT happened which is now the stuff of myth and legend in nu-canon... The lore of this drink is that its a traditional ewok liquor and its name Yub Nub means "Freedom" in both old and nu-canon and it was also the name of the original Ewok song in ROTJ. The drink costs 42 dollars.

This is the alcoholic Jet Juice.
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Its Maker's Mark Bourbon mixed with chile liqueur, acai, white grape juice, and lemon juice. Its described as too bitter and so sweet that it hardly feels like a liquor. The name Jet Juice comes from a drink first featured in a 1979 Han Solo novel titled Han Solo at Star's End and was the preferred drink of Han and Chewie, however Disney probably included this obscure drink because it was in that new Lost Stars manga of theirs released in 2015. To further add to this, when you ask the employees, they'll say this is from the planet Jeluican which is from that Lost Stars manga rather than a planet from the Star's End novel. It costs 14 dollars.

This is the Dagobah Slug Slinger.
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It is an alcoholic drink made from Reposado tequila, blue curacao, lemon/lime juice, ginger, bitters and "medicinal herbs" which are just thrown in the drink, so I have no idea what sort of plants these are. Are there any botanical experts in the thread that could identify these "herbs"? The drink is advertised as having "healing properties" by the employees and they say it is made from swamp slug essence and herbs on Dagobah grown by "the Tash". The Swamp Slug is a giant creature from pre-Disney lore that first appeared in concept art by Ralph McQuarrie for ESB where the Swamp Slug was fighting a Dragonsnake (the creature that swallowed R2 in ESB), but despite being excluded from the movie, the Swamp Slug would go on to appear in a lot of pre-Disney media. Anyway, yeah, this drink is basically slug goo and juice. "The Tash" reference kinda drew a blank from me at first but then I remembered that they were an obscure species of giant aliens and the natural sentient natives of Dagobah who were originally part of a "Make Your Own Alien contest" in the 90s, and they were basically giant but non-violent swamp folk who preferred isolation, harmony and music. Its a nice reference, but the majority of normalfag park goers won't give a shit and most hardcore fans got driven away with claims of sexism and whatnot, so I kinda have to wonder if this is wasted effort. It also doesn't help that the drink tastes like really bitter shit and critics complain that its like taking medicine. Anyway, the drink costs 15 dollars.

This is the Jedi Mind Trick.
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Its an alcoholic drink made from grapefruit and rose vodka, falernum syrup, blue curacao white grape juice, lime juice, and grapefruit bitters. Despite the ingredients, the flavor is not very sweet and comes off as bland and tasteless yet somehow bitter. You all obviously know what a Jedi Mind Trick is already. When asked, the employees say this drink will not work on Hutts. The drink costs 15 dollars.

This is Bespin Fizz.
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It is an alcoholic drink made from Bacardi Superior Rum, yuzu purée, pomegranate Juice and white cranberry juice. People say its pretty but criticism seems divided with some saying it tastes fruity while others are saying that its hardly alcoholic. There have been a lot of incidents of people spilling their drinks because the cup's bottom is so thin. The drink is obviously named after Bespin and when you ask the employees they'll say its made with real "cloud swirls" from Bespin clouds. Not sure how that works but okay. It costs 17 dollars.

This is the T-16 Skyhopper.
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Its an alcoholic drink made from Tito's Vodka, melon liqueur, kiwis, and half & half. Its obviously named after Luke's little vessel that he used to shoot down womp rats. The drink is described as too sweet and bitter. It costs 15 dollars.

This is Jabba Juice.
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Its a non-alcoholic drink made from Simply Orange juice mixed with pineapple, kiwi, cantaloupe, and topped with blueberries. Its said to be okay-ish, but critics say that it looks gross and the employee comments that the berries are actually worrt eggs doesn't help to make it more appealing. Obviously named after Jabba. Drink costs 7 dollars and is one of the cheapest things at the park.

This is a Fuzzy Tauntaun.
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Its an alcoholic drink made from peach vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice with tangerine and pure sugarcane. Its said to be sweet but its been putting some people off because the foam on top causes a weird side effect that makes your mouth go really numb. The employees say that its normal because the foam is made from "buzzz" which I've never heard of but is some kind of new alien drug in Disney canon, but I have no idea what they're putting in this foam irl. Seriously why is this making your mouth numb? Some critics find it unique while others find it really weird. The drink costs 15 dollars.

There's more drinks to cover but I'll get to those later...

Well color me fucking surprised that Disney has the gall to charge you for a beer sampler, the stuff that is supposed to for helping you select your drink choice of the night or of that meal. you know if it was more reasonable at like 10 or at the max 15 dollars, it might be worth it just to sample what unique drink choices there are, but at 75 dollars for rather regular selection of beer, Disney can take this product where the 2 suns don't shine.
I'd really hate to correct this, but like I said "its 75 dollars with cups and holders", so you can actually keep the cups and the cup holder with the order. Still you're basically paying for some not-really-SW-looking cups that could be confused for any generic fantasy kitchenware that only come with generic store-bought beers with a few fruits mixed in. I should mention that while these beers aren't made to taste all that different, they do have some rarely used alien names that a few employees will give them but only if asked and they seem to be different every time depending on who you ask. There are names in the menu for what these beers should be named but the employees seem to keep forgetting their names possibly since these beers all come in the same cup. Although the most semi-common given answers are that the Blue Point and Sierra Nevada are called Gold Squadron Lager (Gold Squadron being a squad from the Clone Wars) or Bad Motivator IPA (named after Skippy/R5-D4's malfunction), the Ballast Point is called White Wampa Ale and the New Belgium is Gamorrean Ale (Gamorreans being the green pigs guys from ROTJ). But most of the time the employees will just use the irl names of the beers.
 
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Thanks for all your excellent writeups @GeneralFriendliness. I wonder how badly the hotel will bomb, or if they will try to rectify it based on the feedback they get from the rest of the park before opening it. It's far from ready to open yet, I assume.
 
>Greedo is a hotshot sniper now
>openly confronts his target with a pistol at the bar
>misses from 3 feet

You’ve got to be kidding me.
The next scene with Jabba going “Han why did you shoot Greedo?!” Always made me think of Greedo as a young gun who was too overconfident in himself and prone to mistakes, not some experience gunman to fear.
 
They're not to my taste, but I realize that's a matter of personal preference. I'm getting mixed signals from this much overpriced, overdone booze from a company that won't even put blasters in it's Star Wars park because they're not kid-friendly enough.
Yeah the price makes it bullshit, I'll get my fruity drinks at the bar down the road tyvm.
 
Well I think this goes perfectly with Bob Iger's mindset of simply buying things because they are popular without understanding why they are popular. Though his reign is rather profitable, I personally think it has done even more damage than even what the craziest idea of Michael Eisner could mention as the company has transformed from being at the forefront of creativity and imagination, to becoming the company that is less driven by wanting to bring the next animation renaissance, and more driven to play it safe and chase trends rather than set them.
I for one am wondering what Iger's successor is going to be like.
 
>Greedo is a hotshot sniper now
>openly confronts his target with a pistol at the bar
>misses from 3 feet

You’ve got to be kidding me.
The next scene with Jabba going “Han why did you shoot Greedo?!” Always made me think of Greedo as a young gun who was too overconfident in himself and prone to mistakes, not some experience gunman to fear.
When thing I've learned a lot from Star Wars among other things lately is, yep, it can always get worse. Back in the day, we all thought it was pretty stupid (on several different angles) that Greedo shot first. But now Disney intends for us to believe this master bounty-hunting sniper walks into a situation like this? Insulting stupid on every angle, bring back Greedo shooting first.

Well, maybe it makes sense if this is the nice, clean, and boy scout version of Han from Solo. Then I could imagine Greedo getting self confident since that version of Han can't do shit except maybe fly his ship without help, and would never ever think of shooting a potential enemy before he himself got shot.
 
The few old fans that remain loyal to the Star Wars brand nowadays give me exactly this feeling:

They get irrationally emotional about merely seeing the brand "Star Wars" slapped to a turd.

The next scene with Jabba going “Han why did you shoot Greedo?!” Always made me think of Greedo as a young gun who was too overconfident in himself and prone to mistakes, not some experience gunman to fear.
I also always assumed Greedo was some low-level goon, not some awesome bigshot assassin.
 
Could costumed aliens still be in the works? Maybe Disney wanted to give it some time to get some kinks worked out.

Also, I'm getting the impression the drinks are purposely made to taste kinda funky to make you feel like you're truly an outsider in a galaxy far, far away, which is arguably somewhat clever.
 
Well I think this goes perfectly with Bob Iger's mindset of simply buying things because they are popular without understanding why they are popular. Though his reign is rather profitable, I personally think it has done even more damage than even what the craziest idea of Michael Eisner could mention as the company has transformed from being at the forefront of creativity and imagination, to becoming the company that is less driven by wanting to bring the next animation renaissance, and more driven to play it safe and chase trends rather than set them.
I think that Eisner deserves better credit, in retrospect. He doubled down on the things that Disney did well. Modern Disney gave up on imaginative things, and decided to focus on little girl toddler shows and disposable bratty tween girl sitcoms. People complain about The Big Bang Theory, but Disney's shitcoms make it look like the works of Shakespeare.
 
I think that Eisner deserves better credit, in retrospect. He doubled down on the things that Disney did well. Modern Disney gave up on imaginative things, and decided to focus on little girl toddler shows and disposable bratty tween girl sitcoms. People complain about The Big Bang Theory, but Disney's shitcoms make it look like the works of Shakespeare.

Eisner made a lot of mistakes and could be a penny pincher as well.

But for all his faults he still understood Disney "meant" something, he still at least tried to keep Disney "Disney"

This is all summed up by the fact that he tried to be an "Uncle Walt" type figure in television appearances, he didn't do a very good job of it, coming off as strained and kinda phony whereas Walt was effortlessly charismatic and enduring, but dammit, at least he tried.

Iger doesn't even try, he runs Disney the way he'd run any media conglomerate like a Viacom or a Time Warner or whatever, the legacy means nothing to him.

Real talk, Walt Disney was one of the most remarkable men who ever lived, I'm awestruck by what he managed to accomplish, it's unreal.
 
Real talk, Walt Disney was one of the most remarkable men who ever lived, I'm awestruck by what he managed to accomplish, it's unreal.

Well he was truly a once on a lifetime creator with the only man who could bring such imagination and creativity to the forefront in equal force was Jim Henson. I truly wonder who the next creator that will be the next person to create something truly special that does make a lot of money while having a true heart and soul around it?
 
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