🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

You know what's gonna be really fun for us? Assuming he does sue Null, and assuming Null does get represented by Skordas, how long do you think it will take for Russ's tiny little brain to believe that Taylor Swift runs the farms and Glorious Leader Null is actually just a puppet for TayTay?
You mean he’s not? Well dammit.
 
Now I never said that, of course he is, but how long till Russhole realizes it?

I can't believe he hasn't realized yet that Null IS Taylor.

I mean, Josh Moon isn't an actual person, it's just a clever reference to this amazing picture:
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Moon = Taylor

Get it, Russ?
 
I can't believe he hasn't realized yet that Null IS Taylor.

I mean, Josh Moon isn't an actual person, it's just a clever reference to this amazing picture:
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Moon = Taylor

Get it, Russ?
I mean, we're literally spelling it out for you Russ. It's even in the random.txt that loads at the top of the forum - “There is no Joshua Moon. If you think very, very hard, you will actually know who this is. I know you think I'm a tosser, but trust me. You will KNOW.“
 
Goddamn it guys. Why would you post one of our forums biggest secrets in the open like this? I know you think it's fun to tease the info but you just fucking spelled it out. You done goofed, and consequences will never be the same. I've reported all these posts and if you get banned it's on your heads.
 
I mean, we're literally spelling it out for you Russ. It's even in the random.txt that loads at the top of the forum - “There is no Joshua Moon. If you think very, very hard, you will actually know who this is. I know you think I'm a tosser, but trust me. You will KNOW.“

The walrus was null.
 
Some of today's crop of plights from Twitter. First he decides to try to wade in on the subject of people getting shot by the cops:

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He's REALLY worked up about Toy Story 4 still.

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He made an oops here and had to delete one post and replace it with another. It must bother him that he can't endlessly edit his tweets like he does his Facebook posts.

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More wading in on serious subjects and news stories.

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More harassment of ladies, including a dominatrix. Russhole fails to get the hint.

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This person he replied to is a mental health counselor. Not likely the fictional therapist Russhole claims backs up all MUH PLIGHTS though, as she's listed as living in Kentucky.

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Still mad at AOC.

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Russhole claims he's a progressive again.

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“I need my fun bags to last me another 50 years”

What Russ? Are you saying you have tits?

Jesus frickin’ Christ Russ you are so god damned stupid.

At least he dropped the PopRockStud shit. FlamingRedPiano is at least 2/3 accurate for his new gay handjob trade.

“Stud.” For fuck’s sake Russ you sound like my 70 year old aunt.
 
Some of today's crop of plights from Twitter. First he decides to try to wade in on the subject of people getting shot by the cops:

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He's REALLY worked up about Toy Story 4 still.

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He made an oops here and had to delete one post and replace it with another. It must bother him that he can't endlessly edit his tweets like he does his Facebook posts.

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More wading in on serious subjects and news stories.

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More harassment of ladies, including a dominatrix. Russhole fails to get the hint.

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This person he replied to is a mental health counselor. Not likely the fictional therapist Russhole claims backs up all MUH PLIGHTS though, as she's listed as living in Kentucky.

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Still mad at AOC.

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Russhole claims he's a progressive again.

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Looks like he's reading all Billie Kaye's mentions. You know, just in case there's a man in there who might be a rival and needs telling to back off or be called a creep. Because Russ is such a fine man, and he won't allow anyone to badmouth the girl of his (latest) dreams. At least until she ignores his email or dm or "fan gift" and he decides she's an aids-ridden disabled hating bitch that needs suing to show her he cares.

What the hell are "blind lurgings"?
 
I need to stop being so stupidly :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic: buuuuuut... Now he’s decided to make Twitter his new reeing ground, I hope he eventually ends up interacting with ArchivistBecks. It would become such an egomaniacal shitshow.

But yeah, I’m not sure why he seems to use Twitter as an excuse to be even more of an entitled creep than usual.
 
I need to stop being so stupidly :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic: buuuuuut... Now he’s decided to make Twitter his new reeing ground, I hope he eventually ends up interacting with ArchivistBecks. It would become such an egomaniacal shitshow.

But yeah, I’m not sure why he seems to use Twitter as an excuse to be even more of an entitled creep than usual.
I love Rusty's new choice for sperg updates. He hated Twitter with a passion that rivals his previously documented incomparable sex drive. Now he's all about it.

He can get news updates so much faster, and since it's Twitter he'll see stuff that he doesn't necessarily follow. (He only had a few "trusted" news outlets on his Facebook feed.) He'll see other people's comments and reply. And best of all, he can't edit, and he can't take his account private or no one can see what we posts to begin with. He's in an "everyone or no one" world where he used to curate who could talk to him at all.

Facebook return imminent.
 
It seems like he completely forgot about his song ever since he realized he can harass hookers on twitter.
And his book.
And his other book.
And his movie script.
And his legal challenges for brothel restrictions.

Don't get me wrong, I've forgotten about major projects to focus solely on some nut-busting, but I was like 15 and didn't want to write an essay describing the parallels of Archduke Ferdinand to Garfield.

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And his book.
And his other book.
And his movie script.
And his legal challenges for brothel restrictions.

Don't get me wrong, I've forgotten about major projects to focus solely on some nut-busting, but I was like 15 and didn't want to write an essay describing the parallels of Archduke Ferdinand to Garfield.

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Remember the video game?
 
I need to stop being so stupidly :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic: buuuuuut... Now he’s decided to make Twitter his new reeing ground, I hope he eventually ends up interacting with ArchivistBecks. It would become such an egomaniacal shitshow.

But yeah, I’m not sure why he seems to use Twitter as an excuse to be even more of an entitled creep than usual.

That would be highly entertaining because they are both massively entitled shitheads who live to collect oppression points... but Borderline Becky isn’t up to Russhole’s 9s and 10s standard so even if she wades REEEEEEEEEEing into Russhole’s mentions he’ll probably just block her like he does on Facebook.

Of course her after the fact reeeeeeeeeeing about “fat shaming” and “muhsoggyknee” and (pick some more bullet points from the Becky Asspat Generator) might be amusing.
 
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