💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Zero fks to give]

and he'll never know because he disabled comments

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"the reason why i don't like instagram...uhh..you can't copy anybody's picture, you have to take a screenshot"

so basically because he can't steal people's pics to use as thumbnails for his videos. and he sounds fucking nauseating with that phlegmy cough

EDIT: another gem. "i always think of Mediterranean as more indian." sometimes it's really hard to believe just how stupid jack is

So he's never heard of the thousand repost apps? That reminds me, anyone ckd his tech channel lately?

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

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so has anyone tried his sauce?

Waaaaay back in the thread his sauce was discussed. Supposedly it does actually taste like BBQ sauce, but it's too sweet, kinda gloopy and has no kick because it's absolutely full of sugar. Also, it's comedically overpriced, because Jack believes himself to be the absolute tits. You can buy it in enormous plastic jugs, if you want to give a gift to an entire family of people you never wish to see again.

tl;dr: 2/10 sauce priced like a 10/10 sauce

 

[Rod Dangerous]

so has anyone tried his sauce?

Waaaaay back in the thread his sauce was discussed

There‘s also this:

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

There‘s also this:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=v4i3lNS0zeM

Semper fi to this brave soul who took one for the team and actually ingested a Jack Scalfani product.

How fucking bold of Jack to claim this is the best barbecue sauce anyone will ever taste when it literally makes people gag. He truly does think the sun shines out of his arse, doesn't he?

 

[Adamska]

"They said this food was from a place called Grease? I ate six whole portions and I can still freely move my one good arm. I heard a language being spoken that clearly wasn't English." I don't know where this Grease country is but it sure ain't 'round here otherwise they'd know how to make pulled pork like I do at home. Also, they didn't even have Jack Scalfani's World's Greatest BBQ Sauce when I asked. It's like they don't even know it's the world's greatest barbecue sauce, and it's right there in the name."

Had it until you mentioned his sauce. Not even Jack will willing use it; he actually uses Sweet Baby Ray's. It is VERY telling that he only shills it, never really uses it on his own show.

It's one of the funniest things to me.

 

[FemalePresident]

Waaaaay back in the thread his sauce was discussed. Supposedly it does actually taste like BBQ sauce, but it's too sweet, kinda gloopy and has no kick because it's absolutely full of sugar. Also, it's comedically overpriced, because Jack believes himself to be the absolute tits. You can buy it in enormous plastic jugs, if you want to give a gift to an entire family of people you never wish to see again.

tl;dr: 2/10 sauce priced like a 10/10 sauce

Everytime I read about his sauce I remember the time he went to that investors show boasting about the best BBQ sauce in the world and all, and failed miserably when he couldn't even start the fire.

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

Everytime I read about his sauce I remember the time he went to that investors show boasting about the best BBQ sauce in the world and all, and failed miserably when he couldn't even start the fire.

And that was when both his arms were working. Best part about that ordeal is how he managed to "Jack" it up. The show hosts felt bad for the fat, goofy fucker and decided to help him so he decides to waddle off and talk to the crowd leaving them to do all the work. Part of me thinks that he is genuinely happy his arm is limp now so he has an excuse to make Tammy do all the work.

 

[AnOminous]

Semper fi to this brave soul who took one for the team and actually ingested a Jack Scalfani product.

How fucking bold of Jack to claim this is the best barbecue sauce anyone will ever taste when it literally makes people gag. He truly does think the sun shines out of his arse, doesn't he?

He's almost Jack-tier in his cooking, though. He threw frozen nuggets in cold oil and then heated up the deep fryer? Wtf?

It appears he's deliberately doing it Jack-style.

 

[JackDavis]

 

[thedingledongle]

Every time. EVERY FUCKING TIME.

(Right before food goes into the gaping maw) "here we go!"

Fuck OFFFFFF

 

[Mr Snoid]

 

[The Last Stand]

kfvzz.mp4

Jack is becoming DSP with that snorting now.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

That mouth was just begging for it.
Wait... that didn't come out right...
...or did it?

You've still got a chance Jack, you can get that sponsorship Narcissa could never get!

 

[Begemot]

kfvzz.mp4

Again, the clothes he wears truly piss me off. It looks like it should be worn by somebody 20 years younger than him, or am I old-fashioned?

 

[PeckingOrder]

Again, the clothes he wears truly piss me off. It looks like it should be worn by somebody 20 years younger than him, or am I old-fashioned?

I think it’s mostly the douchey backwards cap that gives that air of a guy dressing to look hip and cool like the youngins but only achieving making himself look older and more pathetic.

 

[AnOminous]

I think it’s mostly the douchey backwards cap that gives that air of a guy dressing to look hip and cool like the youngins but only achieving making himself look older and more pathetic.

And that backwards baseball hat shit even when done by younger people was and is 100% done by douchebags. It is a giant screaming sign that says "I am a huge douchebag." It was never remotely cool.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Jack is the personification of Poochie.

And that backwards baseball hat shit even when done by younger people was and is 100% done by douchebags. It is a giant screaming sign that says "I am a huge douchebag." It was never remotely cool.

Backwards baseball cap : 1990s :: Man bun : 2010s

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Again, the clothes he wears truly piss me off. It looks like it should be worn by somebody 20 years younger than him, or am I old-fashioned?

He dresses like a gym dad, but he clearly hasn't ever been within 10 feet of a gym.

He's almost Jack-tier in his cooking, though. He threw frozen nuggets in cold oil and then heated up the deep fryer? Wtf?

It appears he's deliberately doing it Jack-style.

It's not in the Scalfani spirit to make decent nuggets.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

The backwards cap and dress like you are 15 is a very common look among Christian wiggers.

 

[breadandcircuses]

It's a pity that Jack is killing Charles' channel. The guy seems to like fishing and then cooking the fish he catches.

Like.... if they want to do Sushi Wars, it should be on Jack's channel, not Charles'.