💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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Beautiful shot of Jacks face.
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What an oddly shaped head.

10:54 - Jack asks how they make the "pork butt"
The restaurant corrects him and says it's belly, not butt
Jack "It's the best pork belly I've ever tasted!"
But... he thought it was butt....
 
Too bad Gianna's videos rarely got above 1k views and she stopped uploading 4 months ago, because her shit is actually good, even if the videos themselves aren't all that flashy and polished. Shows how much success Jack will bring.

Didn't know she was Charles' daughter.

Yes, because she actually knows what she's doing. You can tell she was quite uncomfortable in that video with Jack, and in the ending when Jack starts eating is even more obvious.

Now let's have a look at that new video...

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This is horrifying!
 
Yes, because she actually knows what she's doing. You can tell she was quite uncomfortable in that video with Jack, and in the ending when Jack starts eating is even more obvious.

Now let's have a look at that new video...

Jack can unhinge his jaw like a snake to take in a hamburger in a single bite, or a horse cock, or whatever else he wants to take down his throat in its entirety in one go.
 
god he's repulsive

also, i'm almost certain he'll still give that greek place a bad review even when he goes back in a few months. why? because they're not serving him burgers or fried garbage
 
Jack said the owner has a few weeks to implement the changes he suggested
Or what? Jack will set his loyal fanbase of ten middle-aged Southern moms on him?

Yeah, the franchisee of the Taziki’s Mediterranean Cafe in Hendersonville, TN, is going to run his suggestions straight to corporate headquarters and insist all 90-plus locations throughout the United States make immediate changes simply because some surly pinhead had a less than favourable experience. Jack’s grandeur delusions never fail to disappoint.
 
Yeah, the franchisee of the Taziki’s Mediterranean Cafe in Hendersonville, TN, is going to run his suggestions straight to corporate headquarters and insist all 90-plus locations throughout the United States make immediate changes simply because some surly pinhead had a less than favourable experience. Jack’s grandeur delusions never fail to disappoint.

I wish more places would go full Soup Nazi on this fat piece of shit and just permanently ban him from their locations and sue him if he doesn't shut the fuck up with his defamatory bullshit.
 
10:54 - Jack asks how they make the "pork butt"
The restaurant corrects him and says it's belly, not butt
Jack "It's the best pork belly I've ever tasted!"
But... he thought it was butt....

How does he confuse those cuts? There's a huge difference in regards to taste, texture, and overall appearance. I'm genuinely confused right now.
 
How does he confuse those cuts? There's a huge difference in regards to taste, texture, and overall appearance. I'm genuinely confused right now.
Jack's brain is stroked out, combined with the fact that his brain wasn't very bright to begin with, and you've got a recipe for one dumb fuck.
 
How does he confuse those cuts?
Jack's butt and belly have merged into one indistinguishable globular mound, so maybe it's projection?
Or maybe he just loves saying the word "butt", like he loves saying "yummers" (I cringe every time) because he has a 70iq baby brain.
 
Yeah, the franchisee of the Taziki’s Mediterranean Cafe in Hendersonville, TN, is going to run his suggestions straight to corporate headquarters and insist all 90-plus locations throughout the United States make immediate changes simply because some surly pinhead had a less than favourable experience. Jack’s grandeur delusions never fail to disappoint.
A surly pinhead who probably only hated it because he probably thought it was Mahommedan in nature or some shit too. Well that and it didn't serve grease and lard.
 
A surly pinhead who probably only hated it because he probably thought it was Mahommedan in nature or some shit too. Well that and it didn't serve grease and lard.

"They said this food was from a place called Grease? I ate six whole portions and I can still freely move my one good arm. I heard a language being spoken that clearly wasn't English." I don't know where this Grease country is but it sure ain't 'round here otherwise they'd know how to make pulled pork like I do at home. Also, they didn't even have Jack Scalfani's World's Greatest BBQ Sauce when I asked. It's like they don't even know it's the world's greatest barbecue sauce, and it's right there in the name."
 
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