🍗 Deathfat The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

It's the most exercise she has gotten in her life. She gets winded easily. At 7:14 she looks like she is about to cry. Amy spends all her time walking from the couch to the fridge to the couch to the toilet. Lather, rinse, repeat. And poor Tammy can barely even walk. So she just wheels herself from fridge to toilet all day long. So any form of real exercise is going to be agonizing.

If they are still eating like pigs then this isn't going to do much good. Hopefully Amy at least can register the fact that you don't spend 15 minutes walking slowly on a treadmill and doing a few weight reps then reward yourself with a family size value meal at your favorite grease factory.



Losing to a Slaton is a shame you will never live down.



I'm wondering how much time was lapsing between the different exercises. If there is a pro carma man filming in addition to Amy's signature blur 'n mumble then she is likely being directed. Hense the revolting amount of time spent showing her bedbug bitten fupa flopping out of her shorts. All the big weightloss shows have scenes that are downright humiliating yet at the same time a truly huge dose of reality. This is for shock value. The audience wants to see how disgusting these obeasts really are under their supersized clothes. In the previous season we get Casey in bed playing vidya naked with a towel under his fupa. Because it's hot in Georgia and clothes are restrictive when you weigh 700 lbs.


So it makes me wonder what humiliating scenes are in store for the Slatons.



Imagine the smell after she worked out. :cryblood:

Again, hair is filthy. She probably showers a couple times a week.

I am wondering what Tammy is doing. She had the exercises she did in the hospital. So I wonder if she has picked those back up. She can't go to a gym at her size. She's just too big. But there are things she can do at home.



A lot of deathfats are barefoot on TV. I guess it's hard to fit your ever expanding hooves into shoes comfortably. Same with socks. There are probably lots of binding issues. Wasn't Amy wearing flipflops in the first treadmill pic? That's dangerous. Those little peds or whatever they are probably fit on her bloated trotters better than normal shoes.




Amy is a hideous woman. Sadly, no amount of weightloss will change that fact. If she comes out of this a beauty I will probably drop dead from shock.

He looks like the poop emoji. Holy fuck.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=C3LLvbGuUnsA fair amount of treadmill squeaking and heavy breathing with weights, but none-the-less, better than some alternatives.

Oh my god. If her weight were distributed normally, she wouldn't be that massive. All of her fat goes right to her face and belly. It's like the rest is vestigial.
It's like her ancestors extremely starved for generations and now, through evolution, created this thing. Her body, face, and probably mind are full of fat. She's barely human.
 
A lot of deathfats are barefoot on TV. I guess it's hard to fit your ever expanding hooves into shoes comfortably. Same with socks. There are probably lots of binding issues. Wasn't Amy wearing flipflops in the first treadmill pic? That's dangerous. Those little peds or whatever they are probably fit on her bloated trotters better than normal shoes.
I'd say the bigger problem is actually getting the shoes (and socks) on and off. With all that fat they probably physically can't learn forward far and long enough to put on/take off shoes, not even laceless slip-ons. Flip flops are the only thing that make sense when your gut is that massive. Especially since they're not going outside (let alone walking) enough to require anything else anyways.
 
I'd say the bigger problem is actually getting the shoes (and socks) on and off. With all that fat they probably physically can't learn forward far and long enough to put on/take off shoes, not even laceless slip-ons. Flip flops are the only thing that make sense when your gut is that massive. Especially since they're not going outside (let alone walking) enough to require anything else anyways.

Well not anymore. Thanks to science, the superfats can now jumprope their way to sockworld!

 
Ok so I’ve been reading up on the thread history again due to recent freetime and obsession with the slatons. This is purely speculation, but there was a producer that contacted the Slaton’s through Facebook in 2016 on the post linked below:


So I looked up the guy out of curiosity due to their recent TV related events. There’s an actor, and then there’s a producer named Michael Solomon in Los Angeles (as he described himself in the post if it’s even real). He was formerly a producer for The Real Housewives of Orange County on BravoTV. Nothing interesting really came up until I found his Twitter and he’s been repeatedly looking for “An unusual family” or an “extraordinary family” to cast in production for an upcoming show.

Link to the tweet I’m referring to from the guy (I can’t hyper link right now): https://mobile.twitter.com/MatthewGSolomon/status/1072573628670246914/photo/1

In the above tweet, he specifically mentioned it’s a show to cast about an “extraordinary family” similar to “the little family” (no idea what that is), but also duck dynasty (that redneck tv show). In his pinned tweet he mentioned he’s now casting for that “unusual family” and it’s around the time of their ATL trip. Could this maybe be our guy? If so why Atlanta and when he could fly so much closer to them in Louisville? Wouldn’t it be cheaper to just fly them out to LA?

Also here’s his Twitter link if anyone wants to follow the lead. He has more shows that he’s casting for. I’ve only quickly browsed it. https://twitter.com/MatthewGSolomon

He also has a LinkedIn, here: https://www.linkedin.com/in/matthew-solomon-73482087

I don’t have LinkedIn so I can’t read his previous works, or any of his posts. It seems like if there were to be a producer for a reality show featuring the Slatons that this may be our guy. Maybe Tammy was mentioning “it’s not a major network like TLC” because it’s on Bravo? Again, just all speculation but maybe someone else could provide insight.
 
Ok so I’ve been reading up on the thread history again due to recent freetime and obsession with the slatons. This is purely speculation, but there was a producer that contacted the Slaton’s through Facebook in 2016 on the post linked below:
I'm almost sure that was a troll. I kind of doubt legitimate TV producers recruit their future stars through public Facebook posts, and would think that (at a bare minimum) they would send an email from their production company or their television network.

In his pinned tweet he mentioned he’s now casting for that “unusual family” and it’s around the time of their ATL trip. Could this maybe be our guy? If so why Atlanta and when he could fly so much closer to them in Louisville? Wouldn’t it be cheaper to just fly them out to LA?
It's likely because the production company for the deathfat show is based in Atlanta, they were doing a casting call for fatty families, and wanted the prospective fatties to come to them. It's far more efficient for the producers to bring them all together in one place than it would be for the producers to fly to every holler and hick town in the continental US.

Once the producers got down to a final few candidates, I could see them wanting to visit the families in person (to see what their home life is like, where they live, etc.) but the first contact would be in their offices.
 
I have some speculation to run up the flagpole.

Apparently in the deleted stream, Tammy was down talking Dustin again. I'm thinking that having the two blimps moored in side by side hangers is causing some friction. Amy has handyman Michael to paint and decorate and unpack boxes and move furniture, but Tammy has no one. She's probably still sleeping on a mattress with trash bag curtains surrounded by boxes she can't bend over to pick up. While Amy's house nears respectability (at least in Slaton terms) Tammy is left high and dry with four bare walls and some linoleum on the floor.

Of course Tammy would expect Michael to fix up her stable too. And of course Michael would have no time to do it. This would mix around in Tam Tam's brain pan and get blended with her resentment of Amy being more slim and attractive and having a handsome boyfriend (again at least in Slaton terms) and come out as tardrage. Look! A video of Amy at the gym with her husband! "GRRRRR..." says Tammy.

Amy would notice that and figure that Tammy needs a helper. Who would she suggest? Dustin. Tammy knows that living with Dustin means non-stop babbling and acerbic witticisms (at least in Slaton terms). She doesn't want that in her new Barbie dream house. She just wants to be waited on by a slave that keeps his mouth shut... like the one Amy has!

Could this lead to friction between the sisters before the show even begins shooting?
 
Ok so I’ve been reading up on the thread history again due to recent freetime and obsession with the slatons. This is purely speculation, but there was a producer that contacted the Slaton’s through Facebook in 2016 on the post linked below:


So I looked up the guy out of curiosity due to their recent TV related events. There’s an actor, and then there’s a producer named Michael Solomon in Los Angeles (as he described himself in the post if it’s even real). He was formerly a producer for The Real Housewives of Orange County on BravoTV. Nothing interesting really came up until I found his Twitter and he’s been repeatedly looking for “An unusual family” or an “extraordinary family” to cast in production for an upcoming show.

Link to the tweet I’m referring to from the guy (I can’t hyper link right now): https://mobile.twitter.com/MatthewGSolomon/status/1072573628670246914/photo/1

In the above tweet, he specifically mentioned it’s a show to cast about an “extraordinary family” similar to “the little family” (no idea what that is), but also duck dynasty (that redneck tv show). In his pinned tweet he mentioned he’s now casting for that “unusual family” and it’s around the time of their ATL trip. Could this maybe be our guy? If so why Atlanta and when he could fly so much closer to them in Louisville? Wouldn’t it be cheaper to just fly them out to LA?

Also here’s his Twitter link if anyone wants to follow the lead. He has more shows that he’s casting for. I’ve only quickly browsed it. https://twitter.com/MatthewGSolomon

He also has a LinkedIn, here: https://www.linkedin.com/in/matthew-solomon-73482087

I don’t have LinkedIn so I can’t read his previous works, or any of his posts. It seems like if there were to be a producer for a reality show featuring the Slatons that this may be our guy. Maybe Tammy was mentioning “it’s not a major network like TLC” because it’s on Bravo? Again, just all speculation but maybe someone else could provide insight.

Back when I was a wee lurking lass I saw that post and thought w.een. But this may be the guy behind the reality show Tammy said she wasn't doing months ago. Either she changed her mind or she was told mum's the word. Tammy is just too dumb to keep quiet for long.

The workout video is gone 🤔

I wonder why? Was it because of how embarassing it was? The fupa shot was pretty disgusting. And for fatty chasers the whole thing was borderline porn.

Could it also have something to do with the show? Like maybe she isn't supposed to film certain things?

I have some speculation to run up the flagpole.

Apparently in the deleted stream, Tammy was down talking Dustin again. I'm thinking that having the two blimps moored in side by side hangers is causing some friction. Amy has handyman Michael to paint and decorate and unpack boxes and move furniture, but Tammy has no one. She's probably still sleeping on a mattress with trash bag curtains surrounded by boxes she can't bend over to pick up. While Amy's house nears respectability (at least in Slaton terms) Tammy is left high and dry with four bare walls and some linoleum on the floor.

Of course Tammy would expect Michael to fix up her stable too. And of course Michael would have no time to do it. This would mix around in Tam Tam's brain pan and get blended with her resentment of Amy being more slim and attractive and having a handsome boyfriend (again at least in Slaton terms) and come out as tardrage. Look! A video of Amy at the gym with her husband! "GRRRRR..." says Tammy.

Amy would notice that and figure that Tammy needs a helper. Who would she suggest? Dustin. Tammy knows that living with Dustin means non-stop babbling and acerbic witticisms (at least in Slaton terms). She doesn't want that in her new Barbie dream house. She just wants to be waited on by a slave that keeps his mouth shut... like the one Amy has!

Could this lead to friction between the sisters before the show even begins shooting?

If there's one thing wonderboy Dustin can't do it's shut up. I think he'd be great for ratings. People liked him better than Tammy when they did videos together. Tammy hated this fact. She wouldn't want Dustin stealing her TV thunder either. Although "shut up Dustin" could make a nice meme.
 
I'm almost sure that was a troll. I kind of doubt legitimate TV producers recruit their future stars through public Facebook posts, and would think that (at a bare minimum) they would send an email from their production company or their television network.

True. Like at first I wasn’t even gonna bring it up until I cross-reffed the name on IMDB, LinkedIn, and Twitter, and I saw he was legitimately at least named after a reality TV producer. Plus I don’t think he ever had a profile pic on Facebook after I tried to find the post it could have been from. Surely he would have used his real Facebook if he was desperate enough for talent-scouting something like our babes here. The slatons would be ecstatctic for a “Holly-ood” producer, and would have signed them up in their 2016 prime instead of 2k19. The replies here on the farms after that post did kinda throw me in limbo and have me thinking though. :lol: I think we had more hope than realism for a reality train wreck back then.

It's likely because the production company for the deathfat show is based in Atlanta, they were doing a casting call for fatty families, and wanted the prospective fatties to come to them. It's far more efficient for the producers to bring them all together in one place than it would be for the producers to fly to every holler and hick town in the continental US.

Once the producers got down to a final few candidates, I could see them wanting to visit the families in person (to see what their home life is like, where they live, etc.) but the first contact would be in their offices.

That was the strongest argument against it for me too. I mean I know plane tickets (even for 2-5 or however many our Kweeeens would need from [closest main city of kentucky]) to LA would have been much cheaper than for 2 regular sized producers to fly to KY on a scout’s budget. I would have felt bad if I hadn’t at least mentioned it though and then a year later we find out it actually was that little guy from Twitter. Also, he seemed a bit too desperate for a lead in his tweets too.... Like he was trying way too hard to impress his superiors with his scouting abilities.

I mean Idk if he’s even advanced enough to recommend someone as traumatic as the slatons anyway from his current record. We would at-least need someone a little up the hierarchy, at the VERY least, to notice our honorable ladies and take them seriously for a show-wide creation and casting call. 😍

Edit: Also thanks for commenting on this. I was hoping someone from around that time would post so they could give the whole picture of the situation back then. There’s only so much you can infer from long-previous posts. I held back from posting at first incase I’d throw us off the track of getting to the bottom of the show/“documentary” situation.
 
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Although "shut up Dustin" could make a nice meme.
It's the hillbilly version of "You know nothing, Jon Snow."

Edit: Also thanks for commenting on this. I was hoping someone from around that time would post so they could give the whole picture of the situation back then. There’s only so much you can infer from long-previous posts. I held back from posting at first incase I’d throw us off the track of getting to the bottom of the show/“documentary” situation.
Always happy to throw in my $0.02. I don't know any more than anyone else but I'm always down for some rampant speculation. Clearly, *something* is up in Slaton-land and I would so love to see Amy and Tam-Tam on TV. Maybe that Michael Solomon guy *is* the brains behind all of this and it just took a couple weeks of years for everyone to get their ducks in a row.

As I've said before, I'm not much of a television watcher but I think most networks start their new programming in the fall, right? That means we can probably expect an announcement and trailers sometime in the July/August timeframe.
 
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