🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Miss Misery]

Alright, I took a look.
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Here's a photo with a clear shot of his ears. Now, on a normal, balanced face, the earlobes are level with the tip of the nose with a couple millimeters of give in either direction.

Russ's ears are...
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close? One ear is clearly much lower than the other. On top of that, he has so much more head above his ears than he really should. His head is abnormally tall (and I've no doubt if you slapped it, you'd get that nice, ripe watermelon sound, a hollow yet chunky THUP noise). His hair in this picture disguises it, but you can see it in the old photos where he had that terrible mormon haircut that's almost shaved at the sides.

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This one, for instance. He's got, at a glance, an inch more head than most. This also explains why his glasses are always crooked. They're fine, it's his ears that are wrong.

EDIT: wow, holy shit I did some extra measuring and
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His ears are extremely crooked, more than I realized at first.

His head is tilted in the original though.

However, when rotated and straightened? His entire face is crooked.

 

[DrJonesHat]

If the handjob story is true, it's possible the guy just gets his jollies making people do things he knows they don't want to do, and it's not really a sex thing, it's a power thing that has a sexual component.

I wonder how many different STIs Russ has. I know he uses condoms, but some infections, like genital warts and herpes can be transmitted just from skin-to-skin contact on the genital regions, even if a condom is used.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Russ seems to think that giving someone bodily autonomy should also carry with it the ability to legally accept payment in exchange for sex. To him, you can’t have one without the other as they both deal with the sexual and reproductive organs. Unfortunately for him, many people view these matters as mutually exclusive, with the latter falling under the category of sexual autonomy.

Yeah but let's not forget for a moment that he has no interest in women having bodily autonomy. He doesn't want to legalize prostitution because he thinks a woman should be able to do what she wants with her body. He wants to legalize prostitution because he believes it is a way to make sure a woman can't stop him from telling her what to do with her body- i.e. leverage to force women to fuck him because hey, it's just a business, and you can't discriminate!

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

If the handjob story is true, it's possible the guy just gets his jollies making people do things he knows they don't want to do, and it's not really a sex thing, it's a power thing that has a sexual component.

I wonder how many different STIs Russ has. I know he uses condoms, but some infections, like genital warts and herpes can be transmitted just from skin-to-skin contact on the genital regions, even if a condom is used.

The only time he would have gotten an STI is at if the gay guy had one.
Brothels are legally required to perform weekly screenings in Nevada. I don't believe he's gotten any skin to skin action outside of Nevada brothels.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Alright, I took a look.
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Here's a photo with a clear shot of his ears. Now, on a normal, balanced face, the earlobes are level with the tip of the nose with a couple millimeters of give in either direction.

Russ's ears are...
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close? One ear is clearly much lower than the other. On top of that, he has so much more head above his ears than he really should. His head is abnormally tall (and I've no doubt if you slapped it, you'd get that nice, ripe watermelon sound, a hollow yet chunky THUP noise). His hair in this picture disguises it, but you can see it in the old photos where he had that terrible mormon haircut that's almost shaved at the sides.

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This one, for instance. He's got, at a glance, an inch more head than most. This also explains why his glasses are always crooked. They're fine, it's his ears that are wrong.

EDIT: wow, holy shit I did some extra measuring and
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His ears are extremely crooked, more than I realized at first.

"A hollow yet chunky THUP noise" alone justifies this thread.

Just bought a watermelon today and now i'm chowing down on Russ's brain.

Cheers.

 

[DrJonesHat]

"A hollow yet chunky THUP noise" alone justifies this thread.

Just bought a watermelon today and now i'm chowing down on Russ's brain.

Cheers.

And this, children, is how the apocalypse started.

 

[ZeeMarin]

I wish there was a reality show about celebrity stalkers. “Super-fans!”

 

[Slimy Time]

Oh, and I found this

Russ Greer (russ2017) on Myspace

Russ Greer (russ2017)'s profile on Myspace, the place where people come to connect, discover, and share.

myspace.com

I didn't see it in the OP, but I might just be blind. It's not really interesting, but it's from 2013, way before he was discovered, and the only music on it is Matchbox20. It looks like he set it up and then abandoned it in the space of a day.

I think he looks ever so slightly less creepy than he does with his facial hair. Slightly! EVER SO SLIGHTLY!
Edit: Nope, stared at it for 20 seconds...I take that shit back. God he's an ugly motherfucker.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Yeah but let's not forget for a moment that he has no interest in women having bodily autonomy. He doesn't want to legalize prostitution because he thinks a woman should be able to do what she wants with her body. He wants to legalize prostitution because he believes it is a way to make sure a woman can't stop him from telling her what to do with her body- i.e. leverage to force women to fuck him because hey, it's just a business, and you can't discriminate!

Unless you make cakes. Russ is VERY adamant that bakeries should be allowed to discriminate against gay people. But nobody is allowed to discriminate against Russ.

 

[drain]

Just did the ''ear - nose tip'' thing with my face and it made me realize how fucked up Russ' face actually is... holy shit!
Never really paid attention to face symmetry, because everyone is asymmetric in some degree etc etc but Russ is something else

Also, it is quite the feat to be hideous when your fucking back is facing the camera. We can see Rusty is ugly as sin just by looking at his back. Talk about gnarly genes.

 

[Miss Misery]

This is kinda fun, actually. TBF, none of us have symmetrical faces, but Crusty's is exceptional.

 

[DrJonesHat]

This is kinda fun, actually. TBF, none of us have symmetrical faces, but Crusty's is exceptional.

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When Mass Effect 2 came out, for some reason, Miranda's face was symmetrical, and people complained she looked creepy and off-putting.

I wish there was a reality show about celebrity stalkers. “Super-fans!”

Russ would bitch that other guys got more coverage about being stalkers than him. "I"m a solid 10 in the stalker department! Did any of THOSE guys hire a PI to find out her parents' address?!"

 

[cogsworth]

When clean shaven, his lip overlap on the left creates the illusion of a slight smile and makes him just slightly less creepy looking. You get the idea from it all that he's a sped, but he looks less insane. He's still extremely greasy and obviously mentally impaired, though.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Funny, I don't see "mass mail a bunch of shit to Taylor's house" anywhere on there...


Jus' sayin'

 

[Viridian]

The only time he would have gotten an STI is at if the gay guy had one.
Brothels are legally required to perform weekly screenings in Nevada. I don't believe he's gotten any skin to skin action outside of Nevada brothels.

If I remember correctly, he admitted in his brothel lawsuit that he had hired hookers illegally in Utah. He claimed that's what gave him standing to sue the state and all those public officials in the first place. He even tried to have one of said illegal hookers join him as a co-plaintiff in the lawsuit, but she refused (for obvious reasons). He even said one of the reasons he wanted prostitution to be legallized in Utah was because he was afraid of catching STDs from the illegal sex workers. So he's had ample opportunity to catch one form of the clap or another by now. No idea whether he actually has an STD or not, but it's a strong possibility.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

If I remember correctly, he admitted in his brothel lawsuit that he had hired hookers illegally in Utah. He claimed that's what gave him standing to sue the state and all those public officials in the first place. He even tried to have one of said illegal hookers join him as a co-plaintiff in the lawsuit, but she refused (for obvious reasons). He even said one of the reasons he wanted prostitution to be legallized in Utah was because he was afraid of catching STDs from the illegal sex workers. So he's had ample opportunity to catch one form of the clap or another by now. No idea whether he actually has an STD or not, but it's a strong possibility.

Ah, I misunderstood. I thought that one hooker had given him a lap dance and left, and another had a big nose and drank too much wine, but neither of them actually got down and dirty with our Rodent Visaged gentleman.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Submitted a request to whom?

And what was the request for?

I'm sure he'd love if interested people asked these questions, but he's blocked them all.

 

[AbraCadaver]

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Submitted a request to whom?

And what was the request for?

I'm sure he'd love if interested people asked these questions, but he's blocked them all.

Yeah who is he posting this for since he blocked every person in his life? Himself, I suppose. All alone in his own echo chamber.

 

[The Dude]

Alright, I took a look.
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Here's a photo with a clear shot of his ears. Now, on a normal, balanced face, the earlobes are level with the tip of the nose with a couple millimeters of give in either direction.

Russ's ears are...
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close? One ear is clearly much lower than the other. On top of that, he has so much more head above his ears than he really should. His head is abnormally tall (and I've no doubt if you slapped it, you'd get that nice, ripe watermelon sound, a hollow yet chunky THUP noise). His hair in this picture disguises it, but you can see it in the old photos where he had that terrible mormon haircut that's almost shaved at the sides.

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This one, for instance. He's got, at a glance, an inch more head than most. This also explains why his glasses are always crooked. They're fine, it's his ears that are wrong.

EDIT: wow, holy shit I did some extra measuring and
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His ears are extremely crooked, more than I realized at first.

I think it's a combination of Russ' cockeyed face and the fact he likely doesn't take good care of his glasses and hasn't gotten a new pair in years. IIRC there is tape and shit holding parts of his spectacles together, and buying new glasses means less money for hookers, lawsuits, and producing really terrible songs.

Funny, I don't see "mass mail a bunch of shit to Taylor's house" anywhere on there...
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Jus' sayin'

Maybe because your song is shit, the reason behind it insane and despicable, and no one wants to support the music "career" of a mentally ill, creepy sex pest? Just sayin'.

 

[MysticMisty]

I agree. The guys from NKOTB don't look anything like they did in their boy-band heyday, and back when they were popular I'll bet Russell figured they were "girls' music," and thus not worth paying attention to. So he wouldn't he know their names, or recognize them now, any more than I'd recognize the dudes in Nickelback or Matchbox 20.

To be fair Russ was born in 1991 and this was mainly an 80's band. I wasn't even sure if they were still a band when Russ was born, but I looked it up and they disbanded in 94. So I really doubt Russ even heard of them at all by the time they disbanded. Hell, I wouldn't have heard of them either if my older sister wasn't a huge fan of theirs, and I'm a few years older than Russ.