🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[AbraCadaver]

Raising his pride flag and shelling out money to jerk someone else off is ok according to Russlogic. Drag queens, not so much. Someone’s triggered today!

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Wassamatter rusty, jealous Todrick Hall is a fucking amazing performer? He made his own music videos and everything and people love him. But he’s black so I guess he gets a pass in your book. Also he’s BFF with Tay Tay, and he sings and writes original music and basically he’s living your dream life.

The jealousy is incredible.

 

[The Dude]

Once again he demonatrates that he thinks everyone else’s mind works like his...ie not giving a shite about anything unless it benefits him directly.

It's almost universal that people with narcissistic disorders believe everyone else thinks the same way they do. I've worked with a few people I suspect had NPD or some other narc disorder, and it always shocked them when someone called them on their bullshit and told them their behavior was inappropriate, or when they would say "Everyone does it" and people would disagree with them.

This stupid fuck. It never ceases to amaze me how he makes these mental leaps when "her" words are literally a matter of public record. She and her family found his actions invasive and troubling, not his stupid fucking disability. This is why I have zero sympathy for his disability as far as he's concerned, anyway. I would have great sympathy and do for those that have it and who aren't massive assholes. It's ok, though, guys. He totally has that one gay friend and is comfortable wanking a guy and paying for the privilege for a ride to fuck a hooker that he "settled for" because the one he wanted was too old and not attractive enough for such a sophisticated gentleman. I guess in the deviance spectrum a man wearing make up and a dress is way fucking worse, right Rusty?

Russ can't accept that his actions are not acceptable, therefore any criticism leveled at him is clearly because the critic is biased against the disabled. Russ, anyone would find having some stranger contact them repeatedly to get put in touch with a relative to invasive and troubling, even if the person doing so is not disabled in anyway. TS has restraining orders against some guys who could be considered handsome, but their behavior is threatening. It doesn't matter what you look like, if you're being creepy, you're gonna get labeled as such.

I think Russhole's brain is so broken that he literally cannot wrap his head around the concept that actions and behavior are more important than looks, and that most people base their judgement on someone based on those factors. Everything is about looks for Russ. When he comments on news stories, he rarely mentions the person's actions. His comments are 99% about their looks. At this point, I think Russ is irreparably broken. No amount of therapy, mental health treatments, or medication will fix his fucked up brain.

Why is everyone so willing to believe Russ is using handjobs as currency? It goes against everything he has worked so hard to portray himself as, not to mention the fact that, in neither this universe nor any other, is he capable of inducing an orgasm in another lifeform.

Because he linked to the very Yelp account where the handjob review was left, and then deleted the part about playing with another guy's dingle when he realized it might make him look bad. He admitted it was his account. The only way it could be more damning is if he released a video of him actually writing the review. As I said before, Russhole is all about transactions, and to him tugging another guy off to facilitate getting to a brothel quicker to have sex and not feel like an ugly gimp for half an hour would be just another transaction. Tit for tat.

 

[Mike Hunt]

It's pretty hilarious that Russ wanted to own/run a brothel. He's absolutely terrible at sex work. He gave a guy a handjob and then he PAID THE GUY. What a dingus.

I bet Russell tried doing a straight-up offer of handjob for ride but the other guy didn’t think Greer’s handy is enough compensation so he stood firm with the extra cash. Greer being desperate to get his dick wet, he gives in. Should be noted that he plans for, saves up, and sets these things in advance, so he was already looking forward to the trip and probably easily-cajoled into concessions his dick quickly OKs just to get to the sex faster.

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The guy he's jealous of is Jonathan Knight from New Kids on the Block, and he's gay.

I suspect Greer didn’t recognize the NKOTB dude and just assumes his Insta crush is using the knight there straight up and not as an extra wink wink reference to the guy having Knight as his surname. I’m not sure that Greer knows much about the movers and shakers in the industry he wants to be in, to be honest.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

The only way it could be more damning is if he released a video of him actually writing the review.

I disagree. The one more damning thing is the gay guy uploading a video of him doing it. If only right?

 

[Deadpool]

Another possible reason he changed its, is that before he linked it the chances of his family seeing it were much smaller. Most people don't go around reading a yelpers every review (unless your on a site that is the pinnacle of weaponized autism.) Posting it on Facebook though increases the chance of one of his family clicking on it. Because whore mongering is fine, but giving a handy J to another guy is terrible.

 

[CausticMinory]

Off topic: but whenever someone mentions Russ "Ree-ing or Screeching" about something, I keep imagining him failing to do that. Since his face is paralyzed he can't make the R sound of even scream right... He'd just sound like a zombie.

 

[Garfieldchu]

I wish I'll remember Russ in about ten years or so. I'd like to see if he's still spounting the same nonsense on whatever social platform will be popular in the year 2030 or he'll be offering handies to other hobos like himself in exchange for some food from a trashcan. I know that people have a hard time letting go of their obsession by definition, but how many years do you have to keep trying the same thing to realize it's going nowhere?

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results. And he's not going to change unless he gets professional help and actually wants to change, so he'll be doing this shit for the rest of the hell that is his existence.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results. And he's not going to change unless he gets professional help and actually wants to change, so he'll be doing this shit for the rest of the hell that is his existence.

He is mentally incapable of ever accepting that he may have been at fault in ANY situation. We see that from his little kill list incident to his mission to his many jobs to Tay Tay and every other woman he's stalked/sued. It is literally never his fault. I bet the words I'm sorry or I apologize have never escaped his limp lips. He will never admit that he may have overstepped the line because in his trauma lumped head he never has. It's incredibly difficult to treat folks with that kind of disorder as they never accept having a problem in the first place.

 

[Cilleystring]

He is mentally incapable of ever accepting that he may have been at fault in ANY situation. We see that from his little kill list incident to his mission to his many jobs to Tay Tay and every other woman he's stalked/sued. It is literally never his fault. I bet the words I'm sorry or I apologize have never escaped his limp lips. He will never admit that he may have overstepped the line because in his trauma lumped head he never has. It's incredibly difficult to treat folks with that kind of disorder as they never accept having a problem in the first place.

To be fair he has said "I'm sorry" but it is always along the lines of "I'm sorry I was born different" or "I'm sorry girls go for saggy pants thugs instead of a young hot stud like myself" etc

 

[Kosher Salt]

I'll take shit that never happened for $500 Trebek...

Anyone who un-ironically uses the word "plights," as in the plural of the word "plight," is a lolcow, and they're just milking... prove me wrong.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I bet Russell tried doing a straight-up offer of handjob for ride but the other guy didn’t think Greer’s handy is enough compensation so he stood firm with the extra cash. Greer being desperate to get his dick wet, he gives in.

Personally, I think it was the other way around. Russell offered $50 in exchange for a ride (and possibly gas money), but who the fuck wants to be stuck in a vehicle alone with him for hours and hours? So to dissuade him, the driver said, "Throw in a handjob, and you've got a deal. But no handy? Forget it." And Russell, being a total sped, and possessed by his all-consuming thirst for pussy, agreed.

Should be noted that he plans for, saves up, and sets these things in advance, so he was already looking forward to the trip and probably easily-cajoled into concessions his dick quickly OKs just to get to the sex faster.

I agree. I'm sure he could be talked into doing all kinds of shit in order to get a ride to Nevada.

I suspect Greer didn’t recognize the NKOTB dude and just assumes his Insta crush is using the knight there straight up and not as an extra wink wink reference to the guy having Knight as his surname.

I agree. The guys from NKOTB don't look anything like they did in their boy-band heyday, and back when they were popular I'll bet Russell figured they were "girls' music," and thus not worth paying attention to. So he wouldn't he know their names, or recognize them now, any more than I'd recognize the dudes in Nickelback or Matchbox 20.

I’m not sure that Greer knows much about the movers and shakers in the industry he wants to be in, to be honest.

He doesn't know much about goddamned anything, especially the stuff he claims to be an expert in. Which makes him such an amusing cow.

 

[Maltninja]

I disagree. The one more damning thing is the gay guy uploading a video of him doing it. If only right?

Christ, that video of Russ just walking along is unpleasant enough. Russporn would be off the scale.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Christ, that video of Russ just walking along is unpleasant enough. Russporn would be off the scale.

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You can see how totally fucked his neck and posture are in this clip, and it's what--three years old? I wonder why he waited so long to see a chiropractor about it? And why a massage therapist? Head and shoulder massages aren't going to be able to fix this shit.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Between the masseuse butt-rubbing, trading handies for rides, and having a face that looks like a glory hole, Russ is channelling Tobias Fünke levels of homogay denial.

To be fair he has said "I'm sorry" but it is always along the lines of "I'm sorry I was born different" or "I'm sorry girls go for saggy pants thugs instead of a young hot stud like myself" etc

Basically "I'm sorry you're a bad person".

Christ, that video of Russ just walking along is unpleasant enough. Russporn would be off the scale.

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How does a man go 29 years of life without ever figuring out how to get a dress shirt that fits? It's two numbers!

 

[Whatthefuck]

You can see how totally fucked his neck and posture are in this clip, and it's what--three years old? I wonder why he waited so long to see a chiropractor about it? And why a massage therapist? Head and shoulder massages aren't going to be able to fix this shit.

That was my first thought. I guess it's never struck me before even though I've seen this gif more times than is probably good for my mental health. It looks almost like he has a bit of scoliosis as well. Who can tell? I've always been focused on his dad's shirt that's at least 3 sizes too big and his wonky tie. His ears look super low, too, or is that just me? Is that a Moebius thing?

 

[AbraCadaver]

That was my first thought. I guess it's never struck me before even though I've seen this gif more times than is probably good for my mental health. It looks almost like he has a bit of scoliosis as well. Who can tell? I've always been focused on his dad's shirt that's at least 3 sizes too big and his wonky tie. His ears look super low, too, or is that just me? Is that a Moebius thing?

Not just you, his head is shaped like a giant peanut, but with more trauma lumps.

 

[Bridgeburner]

Because he linked to the very Yelp account where the handjob review was left, and then deleted the part about playing with another guy's dingle when he realized it might make him look bad. He admitted it was his account. The only way it could be more damning is if he released a video of him actually writing the review. As I said before, Russhole is all about transactions, and to him tugging another guy off to facilitate getting to a brothel quicker to have sex and not feel like an ugly gimp for half an hour would be just another transaction. Tit for tat.

It's not that I don't believe that Rusty wrote that. He could be lying or making himself look the victim (somehow). The most unbelievable thing there is someone actually wanting a handy from shitlips.

 

[The Dude]

Off topic: but whenever someone mentions Russ "Ree-ing or Screeching" about something, I keep imagining him failing to do that. Since his face is paralyzed he can't make the R sound of even scream right... He'd just sound like a zombie.

Russ reeeee-ing and screeching in frustrated anger probably sounds just like a deaf chick having a massive, loud orgasm. (Pro tip: it's not a pleasant or sexy sound)

 

[TheGuyFromUtah]

It's not that I don't believe that Rusty wrote that. He could be lying or making himself look the victim (somehow). The most unbelievable thing there is someone actually wanting a handy from hotlips.

But again we know there is a dude who would repeatedly show Russ his junk on Skype. You wouldn't have thought that anyone would want to do that either until he talked about it. There's also a very good chance it's the same guy.

 

[cogsworth]

That was my first thought. I guess it's never struck me before even though I've seen this gif more times than is probably good for my mental health. It looks almost like he has a bit of scoliosis as well. Who can tell? I've always been focused on his dad's shirt that's at least 3 sizes too big and his wonky tie. His ears look super low, too, or is that just me? Is that a Moebius thing?

Alright, I took a look.

Here's a photo with a clear shot of his ears. Now, on a normal, balanced face, the earlobes are level with the tip of the nose with a couple millimeters of give in either direction.

Russ's ears are...

close? One ear is clearly much lower than the other. On top of that, he has so much more head above his ears than he really should. His head is abnormally tall (and I've no doubt if you slapped it, you'd get that nice, ripe watermelon sound, a hollow yet chunky THUP noise). His hair in this picture disguises it, but you can see it in the old photos where he had that terrible mormon haircut that's almost shaved at the sides.

This one, for instance. He's got, at a glance, an inch more head than most. This also explains why his glasses are always crooked. They're fine, it's his ears that are wrong.

EDIT: wow, holy shit I did some extra measuring and

His ears are extremely crooked, more than I realized at first.

Oh, and I found this

Russ Greer (russ2017) on Myspace

Russ Greer (russ2017)'s profile on Myspace, the place where people come to connect, discover, and share.

myspace.com

I didn't see it in the OP, but I might just be blind. It's not really interesting, but it's from 2013, way before he was discovered, and the only music on it is Matchbox20. It looks like he set it up and then abandoned it in the space of a day.