🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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He’s suddenly obsessed with dogs?

I’d give a lot to go through Russ’s browser history. Sure, it’d be porn, whorehouses, Trump, Swift...but what else? I understand he’s just passing on Facebook stories he feels he can scoff at, and it’s suddenly dogs and comparing women and dogs, but I do want to see what he searches for...
 
TheGreatCitracett powiedział(a):
Not because the dog died, but because he doesn't feel they should have gotten such a big settlement.
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Why is he even talking about a dog? That family had cops pull guns on them and their children because their little girl stole a $5 doll. The cop also tried to rip the baby from the mom’s arms when she said she couldn’t put the baby down because it couldn’t walk, resulting in injury to its arm or shoulder. I’d say asking for that settlement amount is well within reason. And no dogs were involved...so what’s Russ on about exactly
 
Russell Greer is a literal retard who was sexually abused and coerced into giving a handjob by a homosexual degenerate lmao
 
lamp shade powiedział(a):
Why is he even talking about a dog? That family had cops pull guns on them and their children because their little girl stole a $5 doll. The cop also tried to rip the baby from the mom’s arms when she said she couldn’t put the baby down because it couldn’t walk, resulting in injury to its arm or shoulder. I’d say asking for that settlement amount is well within reason. And no dogs were involved...so what’s Russ on about exactly
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There's a segment of folks- in this case usually those on the conservative side- who use cops shooting dogs as a trope in the US. The liberal ones talk more about cops shooting black people but we all know what Rusty cares about more.
 
lamp shade powiedział(a):
Why is he even talking about a dog? That family had cops pull guns on them and their children because their little girl stole a $5 doll. The cop also tried to rip the baby from the mom’s arms when she said she couldn’t put the baby down because it couldn’t walk, resulting in injury to its arm or shoulder. I’d say asking for that settlement amount is well within reason. And no dogs were involved...so what’s Russ on about exactly
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There was alot more to that story they arent reporting on. The dad has active warrants, the passenger had warrants they all stole from the store not just the daughter. When confronted they drove away.
 
Barbarella powiedział(a):
He’s suddenly obsessed with dogs?

I’d give a lot to go through Russ’s browser history. Sure, it’d be porn, whorehouses, Trump, Swift...but what else? I understand he’s just passing on Facebook stories he feels he can scoff at, and it’s suddenly dogs and comparing women and dogs, but I do want to see what he searches for...
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Russ has no personality of his own. He simply latches onto whatever he thinks will optimize his chances of getting that 9 and 10 pussy. Girls like dogs? Russ likes dogs. Girls like the gays? Russ is totally down with the gays too. Girls like Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande and Katy Perry? So does Russ. Girls like men of high social status such as lawyers? Well, Russ wasn't smart enough to get into an undergrad track to law school, but having a paralegal degree is basically the same, right? I'm guessing one of the Instathots he follows made some post about dogs, and he picked that up as a signal that he's supposed to like them too.
 
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The guy he's jealous of is Jonathan Knight from New Kids on the Block, and he's gay.
 
I just find it funny because he sees these pictures of girls posing with well-known gay guys and freaks out like they're making a move on his girlfriend or something.

Taylor could pose with Elton John and Russ would be right there in the comments screeching "Hands off, she's mine!"
 
Tbh, I still don't think it's entirely clear whether he wrote that because it was true or if he lied because his twisted mind thought it made him look gay positive or something. Either way he could've removed it because he later discovered it was actually embarassing. To me, he's the guy that wrote that but not necessarily the guy that did that.
 
Cowpies powiedział(a):
Ok so, remember the other day when I worried I might actually someday feel sorry for Russ? No longer a problem.
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That's not even the first time he's done that. He's got some bizarre thought process going on where he sees women's reproductive rights as being their version of paying for sex or something. As if they're somehow equivalent.

So as long as there's no legal hookers for Russ, there should be no reproductive choice for women. And that seems completely fair and makes perfect sense to him.

That also applies for birth control.

Condoms are apparently fine though, he mentions using them, and has laughed at AIDS patients who "should've used condoms."
 
TheGreatCitracett powiedział(a):
He's got some bizarre thought process going on where he sees women's reproductive rights as being their version of paying for sex or something. As if they're somehow equivalent.
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Russ seems to think that giving someone bodily autonomy should also carry with it the ability to legally accept payment in exchange for sex. To him, you can’t have one without the other as they both deal with the sexual and reproductive organs. Unfortunately for him, many people view these matters as mutually exclusive, with the latter falling under the category of sexual autonomy.

He won’t give an inch, especially to women, without getting his mile high neon.
 
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Magical star buddies, I ask you, what could possibly be more progressive of a plight than having to beat off your gay friend for a free ride to meet your hooker you're overpaying so she'll pretend to want to hang out and to get you to ejaculate all over her provided condom she's going to bag you in before she touches your little Russell?

This kind of forced rough trade bisexuality cuts to the core issues of being not only human, but also progressive, and a lolcow of the year winner!

I believe the powerlevel. (And confirmed a few pages later! :story: )
 
If anyone in this world deserves to be sexually exploited by a degenerate gay guy it’s him. His hatred for women consumes every aspect of his life. It’s great.
 
TheGreatCitracett powiedział(a):
Taylor could pose with Elton John and Russ would be right there in the comments screeching "Hands off, she's mine!"
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Well, just look at how he reacted to Tay Tay shooting a video with Todrick Hall. I thought everyone knew Jonathan Knight was gay. Hell, I think he's married.

What am I thinking? This is a guy who still thinks Matchbox 20 is culturally relevant. Aw, Rusty, never change.
 
Chungus powiedział(a):
As someone on the other end of screenplay submissions, I can tell you that those books are a joke, even if he sprung for an updated one. People in the industry are reading hundreds of scripts from ACTUAL screenwriters, daily. We have a special filing cabinet for scripts from these types of people: the trash can.

Not to mention nobody wants another god damn soulless Holocaust movie written by a goy.

Everybody either knows somebody or starts small first. Write a short, write an indie movie, get recognition, get in the WGA, sell a first feature length script. Not like Russ knows anything about starting small, working hard and paying your dues. Not to mention, if someone bought Russ's script SOMEHOW - it would be looked over and changed by re-writers, executives, etc to the point I know Russ would rage and shut everything down because he doesn't know how to play on a team.
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Can I pitch you a comedy script about Russell's life?
 
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