🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DarkAlien]

Not gonna happen

 

[The Great Citracett]

Just like that, the song is forgotten and Russ boards his time machine and heads for Hollywood in the spring of 2009.

 

[XxxwernxxX]

Just like that, the song is forgotten and Russ boards his time machine and heads for Hollywood in the spring of 2009.

I find it hard to believe that even Russ thinks a 10 year old directory is accurate.

 

[Walking Clock]

And you just know as Russ pages through the Hollywood Representation Directory 2009 edition, he's fully expecting to find entries such as:

Cara Delevingne, Business
Cara Delevingne, Home

 

[Memento Malum]

So who does he sue when no one bothers to make an offer on his screenplay? I would hope Disney if only because The Mouse has enough lawyers to actually follow up with the case, and the story of Russell Greer facing off against a bored Disney attorney in the courtroom is already a better movie idea than anything Russell could come up with.

 

[Deadpool]

Not gonna happen

Translation I paid someone on fiver, who pretended to read it and said nice things because I paid him.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Note the severe water damage on the book.

A sure sign he's spent a lot of time reading it.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I don't think he's reading a 2009 directory. He probably ordered a current copy, but just posted the first pic he came across on GIS because he's lazy. Remember the eight fingers. Whenever you question why he did something so half-assed a four-year-old could do a better job, remember the eight fingers.

 

[CupONavy]

Note the severe water damage on the book.

A sure sign he's spent a lot of time reading it.

JFC, thanks for pointing that out. Does Russell own anything that isn’t coated in some sort of fluid or residue?

As for the Soren thing, the mechanics of narcissism continue to amaze me. As he whittles his list of friends away, who the fuck does he think he’s talking to on Facebook? His “public”? The People?

 

[Bridgeburner]

JFC, thanks for pointing that out. Does Russell own anything that isn’t coated in some sort of fluid or residue?

As for the Soren thing, the mechanics of narcissism continue to amaze me. As he whittles his list of friends away, who the fuck does he think he’s talking to on Facebook? His “public”? The People?

I was thinking about that, too. But in his complaint to Null, he said that someone pointed out to him that his song/book have been posted here, meaning he still has some people that kinda sorta look out for him... for reasons beyond my comprehenssion.

 

[Deadpool]

I was thinking about that, too. But in his complaint to Null, he said that someone pointed out to him that his song/book have been posted here, meaning he still has some people that kinda sorta look out for him... for reasons beyond my comprehenssion.

Nah my guess is they were weens trying to get him to tard out. He's made it impossible for anyone to genuinely care about him.

 

[downloads]

I was thinking about that, too. But in his complaint to Null, he said that someone pointed out to him that his song/book have been posted here, meaning he still has some people that kinda sorta look out for him... for reasons beyond my comprehenssion.

That’s a really transparent lie because he doesn’t want to admit he reads here, he doesn’t have the time.

 

[drain]

Since Russ returned from his ban, he already:

- Sperged at various political posts
- Posted the letter he wrote to TS
- Sperged about said letter
- Tried to explain his reasons behind writing said letter (if she doesn't responds that means i was right thw whole time!!!)
- Reeeeeeeee'd about people don't getting his song
- Had a meltdown over something Soren said
- Blocked his last irl friend
- Wrote resentful little bitch posts shit talking said friend
- Now is sperging about screenplays while showing a book from fucking 2009

That's the content I signed up for

 

[XxxwernxxX]

I don't think he's reading a 2009 directory. He probably ordered a current copy, but just posted the first pic he came across on GIS because he's lazy. Remember the eight fingers. Whenever you question why he did something so half-assed a four-year-old could do a better job, remember the eight fingers.

I asked a few people, and it seems like it hasn't been published since 2012 or so, and there is no current edition. Regardless of the actual year, it's been a while, and regardless of the edition, it's hopelessly out of date.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

YELP ACCOUNT CONFIRMED.

But he edited out the handjob part...

Wyświetl załącznik 801696

"Since it is pride month, I openly share my sexual experiences. But I usually do that anyways because for a narcissist, every month is pride month."

 

[The Great Citracett]

"Since it is pride month, I openly share my sexual experiences. But I usually do that anyways because for a narcissist, every month is pride month."

My favorite part is how he literally erased both a gay man and his own gay experience during pride.

Doesn't sound very unabashed to me.

 

[360NoTrope]

I wish a business he left a review for (another shitstain tactic) would reply and give their side of it and tell him off.

Probably why he stopped reviewing via facebook.

 

[DarkAlien]

Nope

 

[Crispeacock]

Nope

I would in theory LOVE to punch his goofy little fuckface, but I FEAR I'd get covered in drool.

 

[depressedfurry]

Nope

In a lot of ways, he is like Michael Scott, but without the redeeming qualities.