🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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i remember the last episode Ralph had to play here`s to you as his outro but stopped beacuse it made him sad. i would like to think the depression has been building up for some time and that was one of the breaking points.
 
Maybe Ralph finally realized that his streaming days are over and went out to find a real job and that's why he hasn't been streaming.
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Nah, he's too busy having zero self-awareness on the twatters again.
 
Evening Report: Gunt Fall Edition

Good evening and welcome to tonight's update on the ongoing search for a drunk Virginian redneck.

As you may be aware previous reporters brought you snippets of the Gunt's return to twitter but failed to bring you the hard hitting archive links. I will not fail where others have.

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Ralph has suffered multiple spelling errors and a sad attempt to dunk on JF which shows how out of it he still is when he either wasn't aware youtube livestreaming was down for everyone or honestly thought he could slip such a fail own past everybody. Either way, the comments have been tearing his ass a new one as you will be able to see in the spoiler.
Also as a comparison, see the numbers in terms of Lino JF earned for one stream vs. one Gator stream
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Our sleeper agent of the Gunt Gaurd, Gay-tor has been hard at work to try to save the audience while Ralph is drinking himself to death.
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Gator has gotten some light jabs in the comments, but nothing that the archive links won't have fully captured. Basically since school is out, our long lost soundboard host is stepping in since I am sure he realizes the audeince is hanging on by a thread and a whole week or more of no streams might spell the final decent into Mundane Matt numbers for Ralph.

Flamenco is going to be streaming too in an attempt to make up the difference, but nobody cared.
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Not even a single like for the now running Co-host of the killstream for a few months now. Not one person cared enough to like his tweet from hours ago. At least Gay-tor could have thrown him a like, maybe?

Over all it has been a shameful display. Gunt has lost 2 additional pay pigs since our last breakdown. Apparently all these shenanigans are weighing heavy on the people funding Spoony Ralph's life.
We were previous at 133 patrons and have now dipped to 131.


Still no changes to the "New Project 2".
It seems every week he almost consistently loses some. It's not large numbers, but as history keeps showing us in Ralph's case, they do not come back after they leave normally. I get the feeling that the one's who are still paying are desperately holding out hope that Ralph is somehow going to get over his feigned problems right now. I don't think that will be the case. This is a self feeding problem now. With every poorly received show, lack of good viewership, failed stream grift to other topics, etc. Ralph pulls himself further into his misery that causes his own problem.

I don't think he is drinhs. He is running from the fate that will ultimately catch up with him and he is out of ideas. This is much like what Tonka went through, although Tonka seemed to at least manage to stay sober more often through his downfall. Thinking back on all those oxyberr
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These 2 should just keep doing their own show at this point. None of Ralph's baggage, actually get paid and could even do it on youtube.

Maybe zidan would come back too
 
What are the chances of:

Nora leaves him
and/or
Ralph Minecrafts himself

I never got the Nora thing anyway, so I'll rate that as a higher chance, maybe 60 or 65%. Offing himself about 40 or 45%.

Edit - Offing himself chance obviously increases if Nora leaves him and/or his mom dies.
 
What are the chances of:

Nora leaves him
and/or
Ralph Minecrafts himself

I never got the Nora thing anyway, so I'll rate that as a higher chance, maybe 60 or 65%. Offing himself about 40 or 45%.

Edit - Offing himself chance obviously increases if Nora leaves him and/or his mom dies.
I think Nora has left him, or she probably told him she's fucking guntless Chad's, and he has to life(haha) with it.
I don't think he'd kill himself if his mom dies considering the newest audio.
I wish Jim would do a video of his downfall. I'd like to see the shit storm from that.
 
So basically Ralph has been missing for the past week and has only come back to slur on twitter and creep on kids on DLive?
It's quintessential Ralph that he missed a stream because he "slept through an alarm" that was set for 9 p.m., promised to do an extra stream the following Saturday in order to make up for it, and then completely and without comment fail to stream his regularly scheduled show for an entire week straight.

Seems that Gator and Flamenco or whatever are trying to step into the streaming void, I wonder how long they'll go soft on Ralph before they start dumping shit in an effort to claim the shit-covered IBS Trash Burger King crown.
 
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Gator might as well rename the show since he's hosting, getting the guests, and doing all the research...

Interesting that Ralph hasn't mentioned the show at all.
I think Panchomenco was the one who actually took the initiative in setting this up since he was pitching it to Ralph in one of the last shows Ralph managed to do. Though it makes sense that they'd use some variant of the TRR name since they're best known for being Killstream/TRR cohosts.
 
I think Panchomenco was the one who actually took the initiative in setting this up since he was pitching it to Ralph in one of the last shows Ralph managed to do. Though it makes sense that they'd use some variant of the TRR name since they're best known for being Killstream/TRR cohosts.
I guess I just dont see what good keeping Ralph's name does for them, especially since they aren't even using his channel for it.
 
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