🍗 Deathfat The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

[MirnaMinkoff]

Although you're all probably right, Amy or Tammy will find a way to fuck up whatever contract they may have, I'm too selfish and I'm praying to our Lard and Savory that they make their way to television.

Amy seems to have a few decades left before total organ failure, however Tammy, at least in my unprofessional opinion, could likely kick the bucket at any time. Needless to say, I'll start picking my funeral dress.

Tammy reminds me of a female version of the Sean guy on MSHPL who died. Sort of retarded, shameless, unable to care for themself and lacking any capacity to stop gorging themselves 24/7. When not monitored Sean managed to gain 250 lbs in two months, after getting out of the hospital and away from a restricted diet...and that’s after he had WLS surgery. I could see Tammy doing the same. She will eat herself to death, prolonging the inevitable by giving her WLS seems pointless and wasteful.

 

[Mr. 0]

I'd be drunk too if I were a Slaton.

no you'd be fat

 

[Settings]

Amy sounds drunk.

Do we know if they even drink? I can't imagine them actually being drunk outside of them slurring their words and werblin' round which they seem to do perpetually.

Oh GodBear, what if they're loud drunks?

 

[obliviousbeard]

no you'd be fat

Fatdrunk? Drunkfat?

 

[Chihiro]

Fatdrunk? Drunkfat?

Yes.

 

[downloads]

Tammy being sexually active is distressing to me.

 

[FvckTurnip]

Do we know if they even drink?

Well we know Amy does, if I recall, she did an 'embarassing stories' video or something, in which she explained getting drunk and shitting herself. Tammy likely doesn't, as I doubt Maw and Paw would use her gubmint money on alcohol.

 

[bigshot]

Tammy is going to be a real trip for any doctor trying to get her to stick to the post-op rules. She is going to think that just because one Oreo is small that she can have two packages and "it's not that much food y'all".

That isn't how it works. After bariatric surgery, they've reduced your stomach to the size of a small fist and made the exit hole into the intestines as small as a bullet hole. If you put more food in it than it can hold (a small cup's worth), it won't go down. It comes right back up. If they try to eat like that, they will be vomiting and feeling sick and getting hot flashes constantly. There is a reason why this surgery has such a high success rate. You physically can't overeat for the rest of your life, unless you spend a lot of pain and nausea stretching your stomach out again. That takes a few years and will happen if they keep chugging carbonated soda. But soda is painful too because it adds to the gas pains.

These two have no idea what they are signing up for. I'm amazed that a doctor would perform surgery on them without explaining what they can expect. Maybe this is one of those "as seen on TV" surgery places that pumps the plumps through toot sweet.

 

[Dysnomia]

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Tammy being sexually active is distressing to me.

Tammy, if you ever calf I hope that it gets taken away to be raised by someone competent. Amy doesn't need kids either. You are both deathfat and need to focus on losing a few hundy before you can even think about kids.

I guess Tammy was home eating on the day they taught punctuation. It's hard to tell what you are talking about when you don't understand the concept of periods and commas.

Tammy has said she has pre-cancer in her lady parts. Hopefully that means she is infertile. Being so fat she has her own gravitational pull should help with that too.

Part 2 of the facemask horrorshow. You can barely see or hear anything. It's a lot of blur and mumbling. Tammy jokes that Amy doesn't have hair, to which Amy responds "I got hurr".

Now Tammy's hair isn't too bad when it's a normal color and not cropped special needs style. But Amy's is a disgusting, greasy mess made even worse by her weird ass hairline. She needs to stop pulling it back so tight. It makes her face look even bigger and uglier that way.

What is with these videos lately? They are even worse than usual. With all the money they spent at Five Below they could have gotten a better carma.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

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Tammy being sexually active is distressing to me.

Indeed it is. And I am also already disgusted for the man that mounts Tam Tam. And very impressed by the size, I mean if he had the gear to get it past that gunt I have to be.

If she does get preggers the list of potential fathers is very small and it at least contains Roberto Esquivel Cabrera.

Or if she does get cut up and loses the weight, and is reduced to a sweaty bag of skin containing bones, that man is to be pitied for what he did to get laid. Nothing but pity.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Some of y’all underestimate the depravity of certain specimens of the human race. Even at 650, Tammy could most likely lure a desperate methhead into her lair and make him do whatever she wants. Some people fall so low they don’t give a fuck anymore. You can pull out the smelliest cock and a crackwhore will lick off every last bit of smegma for $5. Eating out Tammy’s tuna casserole wouldn’t even be in the top 10 most disgusting things people did for money.

 

[bigshot]

Even if it had raisins that move?

 

[Barbarella]

When you talk about weight loss, the. visible. benefits of bariatric surgery are quite low, with only a small percentage keeping weight loss off. Clinical benefits are more encouraging, as it extends life, can cure diabetes, constant skin infections, and other illnesses. Thesecpeople tend to always be fat but many do go back to 700s.

A person can’t just have surgery and be done with it. Dietary, physical, occupational, and psychiatric therapy must be included. Boogie, mentioned earlier, skipped. His weight loss stalled at 350. He still uses a scooter. One year olut. he is back to old habits and beginning to gain.

Psychological therapy is important as a person needs to understand why they turn to food and have different coping mechanisms put into place. For the Slatons dietary is most important as I’m sure they have no idea what to eat, how to calculate calories what a carb is, how to make a list weekly and not have temptation around. The biggest problem with the Slatons is they are (IMO) too stupid to learn.

It’s true that eating is very restricted for the first six months. Eating the wrong food or too much will make a person very ill. However, people like Boogie learn ways of getting around it. Melted chocolate is not as difficult and your new digestion can adjust, a bite every 10 minutes can be done. The stomach can be stretched out relatively quickly. And even for people who follow directions and want long-lasting results can eat normally after a year.

The entire point of this surgery is as a tool to end cravings and allow people to get psychological help, and other help, so they can be successful on their own. And it doesn’t always work:Sean Milkin got from 1,000 lbs to 400, ate himself back up to 900, was hospitalized and got down to 500, went home and gained 200, hospitalized again, back down to low 500s and when released, ate enough to gain 280 in six weeks. Cost him $9,000. He died soon after. That was all post-surgery.

That’s why Dr Now makes them lose weight on their own. Surgery won’t last forever and they need to know how to power through a craving. Sean never did lose it on his own but Dr now took a chance as he was near death.

Only a few Doctors in the country operate on people over 400 lbs. as anesthesia can kill them.

Bottom line: Tammy is far too stupid for this to be a success. I believe even with extensive training she’ll never understand how to do it. Any isn’t much better but I think those 20 IQ points could make a difference.

 

[Or Else What]

What is with these videos lately? They are even worse than usual.

The happy husband and his kin have hauled in the Satanic Piss that is liquor and/or the more business-minded section of Shitsplattville KY has sent its diverted-opiates trade to breech the black-bag shielded portals of le nouveau Maison Slaton.

 

[Beluga]

Well we know Amy does, if I recall, she did an 'embarassing stories' video or something, in which she explained getting drunk and shitting herself. Tammy likely doesn't, as I doubt Maw and Paw would use her gubmint money on alcohol.

I have a question: how long does it take on average for an obese person to get drunk? I'd imagine it takes them a lot more because of their sheer size?

 

[Guardsman42]

I have a question: how long does it take on average for an obese person to get drunk? I'd imagine it takes them a lot more because of their sheer size?

Surprisingly no. I had a friend in high school who was in the 550 range at one point, but four cans of beer and he'd be an idiot drunk. Yet we also knew a girl who was a hundred pounds soaking wet who could drink a litre of bicardi on her own and be semi functional in comparison.

It still has alot to do with your genetics and frequency of drinking. Some people will, even at 700 pounds be 'light weights'. As my personal experience I shared shows; size is not every thing.

No doubt both are light weights in the sense of tolerance. I can't see them drinking straight liquor because of the taste. I can't comprehend how you get so drunk you shit your self. Though a pair of hungover Slatons might be funny to watch from afar.

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

Looks like Chris Chan was Amy Slaton's girlfriend before she met Michael.

https://youtu.be/YDv3hXcy6Js?t=242

 

[Dysnomia]

When you talk about weight loss, the. visible. benefits of bariatric surgery are quite low, with only a small percentage keeping weight loss off. Clinical benefits are more encouraging, as it extends life, can cure diabetes, constant skin infections, and other illnesses. Thesecpeople tend to always be fat but many do go back to 700s.

A person can’t just have surgery and be done with it. Dietary, physical, occupational, and psychiatric therapy must be included. Boogie, mentioned earlier, skipped. His weight loss stalled at 350. He still uses a scooter. One year olut. he is back to old habits and beginning to gain.

Psychological therapy is important as a person needs to understand why they turn to food and have different coping mechanisms put into place. For the Slatons dietary is most important as I’m sure they have no idea what to eat, how to calculate calories what a carb is, how to make a list weekly and not have temptation around. The biggest problem with the Slatons is they are (IMO) too stupid to learn.

It’s true that eating is very restricted for the first six months. Eating the wrong food or too much will make a person very ill. However, people like Boogie learn ways of getting around it. Melted chocolate is not as difficult and your new digestion can adjust, a bite every 10 minutes can be done. The stomach can be stretched out relatively quickly. And even for people who follow directions and want long-lasting results can eat normally after a year.

The entire point of this surgery is as a tool to end cravings and allow people to get psychological help, and other help, so they can be successful on their own. And it doesn’t always work:Sean Milkin got from 1,000 lbs to 400, ate himself back up to 900, was hospitalized and got down to 500, went home and gained 200, hospitalized again, back down to low 500s and when released, ate enough to gain 280 in six weeks. Cost him $9,000. He died soon after. That was all post-surgery.

That’s why Dr Now makes them lose weight on their own. Surgery won’t last forever and they need to know how to power through a craving. Sean never did lose it on his own but Dr now took a chance as he was near death.

Only a few Doctors in the country operate on people over 400 lbs. as anesthesia can kill them.

Bottom line: Tammy is far too stupid for this to be a success. I believe even with extensive training she’ll never understand how to do it. Any isn’t much better but I think those 20 IQ points could make a difference.

Tammy could easily gain back so much that she ends up dying. She'd have to have 24/7 babysitting or her need for food would supercede any weightloss desires she had.

The whiniest people on My 600 lb Life all moan about cravings and how rt he doctor doesn't understand. But the doctor does understand as he has seen it countless times before. He can only give you the tools to help yourself. It's up to the patient to choose to use them. And Tammy is just too dumb to realise that her health needs to be put before the Marie Calendar pies, Panda Express and Oreos.

I think Amy may be able to do it. But unless you had Tammy on lockdown with no ability to make her own dietary decisions she will gian it all back in spades and then Amy will really need that supersized coffin.

Tammy is gonna fail hard. and people are going to love the spectacle. If she wasn't such an awful person I'd feel bad for her.

 

[Guardsman42]

Tammy isn't capable of understanding what she has to do. That's that.

I doubt Amy has the willpower even if she did understand.

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

Tammy could easily gain back so much that she ends up dying. She'd have to have 24/7 babysitting or her need for food would supercede any weightloss desires she had.

The whiniest people on My 600 lb Life all moan about cravings and how rt he doctor doesn't understand. But the doctor does understand as he has seen it countless times before. He can only give you the tools to help yourself. It's up to the patient to choose to use them. And Tammy is just too dumb to realise that her health needs to be put before the Marie Calendar pies, Panda Express and Oreos.

I think Amy may be able to do it. But unless you had Tammy on lockdown with no ability to make her own dietary decisions she will gian it all back in spades and then Amy will really need that supersized coffin.

Tammy is gonna fail hard. and people are going to love the spectacle. If she wasn't such an awful person I'd feel bad for her.

Tammy is literally the female version of Steven Assanti. I probably can't compare Amy to Justin since I think Justin is a better person than Amy though Amy at least is improving recently.