🍗 Deathfat The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

How can they pretend the check from the network didn't arrive? They bought more crap in the past week than the past decade. I bet they advanced them the money for the duplex and they didn't save enough money to pay the rent for the filming period. They'll run out of cash and get evicted halfway through the show.
 
The protein powder is giving her gas, and she's stoking the pressure by chugging carbonated drinks. She should ditch the soda and switch to crystal light if she has to drink stuff like that. The gas is going to be even worse after the operation. She needs to manage it.

If I could rate this informative AND horrifying, I would.
 
How can they pretend the check from the network didn't arrive? They bought more crap in the past week than the past decade. I bet they advanced them the money for the duplex and they didn't save enough money to pay the rent for the filming period. They'll run out of cash and get evicted halfway through the show.
And the TLC execs are jizzing themselves over the potential trashiness of that exclusive episode.
 
I imagine the fucking horrid flavour combos are all an attempt to hide the protein powder it self.

I've tried high quality stuff, it's still this weird..chalky..stuff. There's really no good way to flavour it. It's meant to be the most basic parts of what you need in powder form. Adding to it would sort of ruin the purpose for dieting etc.

I blend vanilla protein powder with yogurt, almond mílk, and frozen berries. Tastes decent.
 
It's crazy. Tammy just moved at her new place, and already, a ripped garbage bag with holes as a curtain and a dirty table with junk. Imagine in the next few months how her place would look like...
- garbage piled up everywhere in the home, When you walk on the floor, your feet are not touching the actual floor, but garbage and shit.
- Cockroaches everywhere.
- Destroyed Bathroom.
- Walls with holes punches in and smeared with shit.
- Windows so filthy you probably almost could not see through them and cobweb all over it.
- Many Dirty dishes lying around in the kitchen and in the sink for months of never being cleaned.

Sounds like an episode of Hoarders. Maybe TLC can do a two for one. One show about her being fat and getting surgery and then the second about her nasty house.
 
Sounds like an episode of Hoarders. Maybe TLC can do a two for one. One show about her being fat and getting surgery and then the second about her nasty house.
Family By The Ton.
Followed by: Hoarders.
Followed by: My 600lb Life.

Possible spin off: My Big Fat Fabulous Slaton Life. Molester Mike leering at Amy and Tammy as the same time as the male crew has to beat off now 400 elbee Tammy with a stick, occassional appearances by Maw and Paw where they demand tugboat funds, Tammy posting updates in webisode format on the youtuby. It will be Moonshiners meets Honey Boo Boo meets Unhappily Ever After. I'd pay for TLC streaming for this.
 
I can't wait for the letdown they will experience when the show doesn't cast them in a bright shiny light. They probably think this will finally show the world how awesome the Slaton sisters are. They are absolutely clueless that they are nothing more than a modern day freak show.
 
Possible spin off: My Big Fat Fabulous Slaton Life. Molester Mike leering at Amy and Tammy as the same time as the male crew has to beat off now 400 elbee Tammy with a stick, occassional appearances by Maw and Paw where they demand tugboat funds, Tammy posting updates in webisode format on the youtuby. It will be Moonshiners meets Honey Boo Boo meets Unhappily Ever After. I'd pay for TLC streaming for this.
You forgot about the cameos of Steven (as we follow him and his niggo stepson as they visit strange landmarks and stage weird photo ops in front of them), Chris (showing off his uncanny ability to use his gut as a TV tray), and Dustin (the sexually questionable lackey of the Slaton clan).

I would watch the shit out of that.
 
We know Amy does (or, rather, did). Meth Mouth publicly stated he didn’t know she looked like she did, and I think she took Jerry Lee (the sped she bit) by surprise as well.

Amy takes fat girl carma tricks to a whole other level. She's ugly as sin to boot and no amount of weight loss is gonna fix that face. She once stated her goal weight was 150 lbs. I will be surprised if she can get into the mid 200's. At least she already got herself a man who knew she was ugly for years and didn't care. I guess all those years ago when he showed his dick to a very underage Amy it was true love that slowly blossomed into the great American love story it is today.

I'm gonna be sick. 🤮


Resistance is fruitile.

The protein powder is giving her gas, and she's stoking the pressure by chugging carbonated drinks. She should ditch the soda and switch to crystal light if she has to drink stuff like that. The gas is going to be even worse after the operation. She needs to manage it.

Tammy with protein farts.:cryblood:

Thank the gods she doesn't really go anywhere. Imagine being stuck in an elevator with protein farting Tammy. If she could fit in an elevator that is.


So far the floor is clear at least. But the table is piled with trash just like home sweet doublewide. There's no chance for regular cleaning. Tammy is glued to a chair and likely never followed up at home on the exercises from the hospital. She is humongous and I don't see a lick of weightloss. Hatewatchers are going to love watching these prized hogs fail hard.

They don't even have enough coordintion to slather on a face mask. They probably didn't even warsh their faces first.

I'm not criticizing them because they are poor, but fuck! replace that nasty black holey rag that is covering the window. Use a sheet, use Tam Tams shirt, anything! If they can afford this stupid shit from Amazon, they can buy a piece of muslin fabric for a dollar to use as a curtain. That just looks dirty and bug ridden

Dr. Now's office uses the shake method for fast weight loss too. You can see some in a cabinet in a couple of the episodes. They are dumb if they think they can just keep denying. But then she is talking about [Edit to say this was mentioned in her post, not a video] having "a little sprite". uh, okay. I'm sure it's on the plan.

Before Tam was in the hospital last time, she kept complaining about things that were going on at home. The rest of the family would not go along with being filmed and they were arguing about it. Also, maybe Tam had to have her guardianship changed to Amy because her mom wouldn't sign the papers for her to do the show. So that blew up and she had to find a place to live where they could film. Amy is only the guardian now because of the show. Oh and the money



In those face mask videos, she seems a lot bigger than the 600's

They're Slatons. A holier than thou trash bag is multi-purpose home decor. It can transition from house window to table to car window. And you can even throw out yer garbage with it.

I think Maw is mighty ashamed of her hovel. Hence why Tammy couldn't do a house tour. Maw is an screeching, obese, mobility aid dependent pile with a useless sped daughter who was eatin' up all her vittles. Unlike MVP Dustin who can walk and breathe and everything. If he ever moves out Maw and Paw are going to be completely lost.


Lots of mumbling and shakey blurry carma as Amy shows off her Five Below and Hot Toopic hurls plus a few gifts. She got herself a bunch of arts and crafts for six year olds and yet another Hot Topic makeup pallette. It's Beetlejuice themed. I bet Amy thinks she can look like Winona Ryder in that movie.:lol:

Someone sent her Mac lipstick and she is practically in tears. For all we know it's a knockoff. But it was enough to get Amy real emotional. But you should totally donate to children's charities instead of the Slaton sisters y'all. They ain't fishin' fer no freebies. Honest.:roll:

They are spending their money on the stupidest things. Like someone gave a 13 year old free reign at Five Below. Don't buy curtains or maybe some clothing fancier than $1.68 spaghetti tops from Walmart. Maybe Amy could try getting some shampoo for that McDonald's grease trap she calls hair. But then again I wouldn't change this for the world. It's absolutely priceless what these inbred hillbillies think living high on the hog is. Panda Express, Starbucks and cheap kiddie crafts from Five Below. If you gave them a million dollars they'd spend it all on junk from junk shops and dine exclusively at fast food places.

It's crazy. Tammy just moved at her new place, and already, a ripped garbage bag with holes as a curtain and a dirty table with junk. Imagine in the next few months how her place would look like...
- garbage piled up everywhere in the home, When you walk on the floor, your feet are not touching the actual floor, but garbage and shit.
- Cockroaches everywhere.
- Destroyed Bathroom.
- Walls with holes punches in and smeared with shit.
- Windows so filthy you probably almost could not see through them and cobweb all over it.
- Many Dirty dishes lying around in the kitchen and in the sink for months of never being cleaned.

It's going to be a wreck sooner than later. I guarantee. The vermin should be settling in shortly if it hasn't already. They are both far too dirty to not attract roaches. Tammy is barely able to move so you can't expect her to warsh dishes with those double decker Christmas hams she calls arms. And Amy is just plain lazy. She's too busy playing with makeup and playing with children's crafts to do any housework. I feel sorry for the crew who may bring home bedbugs and roaches and have to breathe in the Slaton miasma daily. Especially now that HamTam has the protein farts.
 
Wow. I haven't visited the farms, or checked up on Tam the Hamplanet or Aymuh 'Sussriber' Slaton in months. There's been quite the development in their lives- I do hope I can see them on TV.

I'm curious as to how Amy and Hammy act when they're not in control of the content or filming. I feel as if it will open up a new window to how truly repugnant they are. I'm sure we'll get some nice cinematic shots of roaches, rats, and Michael's shit-stained underwear.

As for the WLS, I actually think it may kill them. Boogie, another youtuber, had gastric bypass and you NEED to watch what you eat after, or you could risk tearing your stitches/having your stomach explode. I can't imagine Tammy succeeding with portion control at all. She's still going to try and gorge herself on food her body is rejecting, simply because it tastes good going in.

Only time will tell, though.
 
Wow. I haven't visited the farms, or checked up on Tam the Hamplanet or Aymuh 'Sussriber' Slaton in months. There's been quite the development in their lives- I do hope I can see them on TV.

I'm curious as to how Amy and Hammy act when they're not in control of the content or filming. I feel as if it will open up a new window to how truly repugnant they are. I'm sure we'll get some nice cinematic shots of roaches, rats, and Michael's shit-stained underwear.

As for the WLS, I actually think it may kill them. Boogie, another youtuber, had gastric bypass and you NEED to watch what you eat after, or you could risk tearing your stitches/having your stomach explode. I can't imagine Tammy succeeding with portion control at all. She's still going to try and gorge herself on food her body is rejecting, simply because it tastes good going in.

Only time will tell, though.
TamTam ain't getting WLS. Not ever. Somewhere in a corner of her mushbrain she may think she was once maybe told 'big family people' what go on teevee get this magic cure but likely the immediate prospect of a tasty snack got one of her meagre straggly info conduits crossed and that was that HUMMPTH SHUT UPPP! Tearing off of wrapper followed by NOMNOMNOMMYUNGSLURPLENOMGOBBLEGULP URP FARP FART TEE HEE SMELL THAT. What remnants of such info remained for her to subsequently slobber out on a Susscribe Show was no more meaningful than her burps.
 
I'm curious as to how Amy and Hammy act when they're not in control of the content or filming. I feel as if it will open up a new window to how truly repugnant they are.
We've already gotten some pretty good glimpses of what life is like as a Slaton though their YouTubie; I shudder to think of what they may be hiding from us. I don't watch a lot of television (so I have no idea how these shows are structured) but I can only hope that the show gives us a look at the bustling metropolis of Slaton Holler, interviews neighbors and other townsfolk familiar with the Slatons, and follows Amy and Tam-Tam on one of their fabled Wal-Mart trips.

As for the WLS, I actually think it may kill them. ... I can't imagine Tammy succeeding with portion control at all. She's still going to try and gorge herself on food her body is rejecting, simply because it tastes good going in.
Oh, dear GodBear, she'll never make it. Tam-Tam's palate been destroyed by all of the salt and fat and sugar she's shoved down her gullet over the years to the point that she could never be satisfied by a filet of baked salmon or a grilled chicken breast salad in a light vinaigrette.
 
We should contemplate this:

The myriad roaches are likely more hygienic then the Slatons who brought them with.

At least bugs regularly groom themselves.

TamTam ain't getting WLS. Not ever. Somewhere in a corner of her mushbrain she may think she was once maybe told 'big family people' what go on teevee get this magic cure but likely the immediate prospect of a tasty snack got one of her meagre straggly info conduits crossed and that was that HUMMPTH SHUT UPPP! Tearing off of wrapper followed by NOMNOMNOMMYUNGSLURPLENOMGOBBLEGULP URP FARP FART TEE HEE SMELL THAT. What remnants of such info remained for her to subsequently slobber out on a Susscribe Show was no more meaningful than her burps.

Tammy is going to be a real trip for any doctor trying to get her to stick to the post-op rules. She is going to think that just because one Oreo is small that she can have two packages and "it's not that much food y'all". She thought it was ok to have four Marie Calendar pies because they were small. Same thing with the meal replacement drinks from her previous diet fail.

Hammy isn't going to take no for an answer and will likely bust right through those stitches because she was hungry. I don't think it would matter that she feels full from her little surgically shrunk walnut stomach. HamTam's brain is still going to be wired for gorgin'. And she has no life so what is she going to do outside of 24/7 fridge raids? She seems to be a very lonely and isolated person. She can improve that by losing the weight. But she has to refrain from Eating for 47 long enough to see results.

Amy at least her her marriage and hopes for children to motivate her. Tammy has nothing.
 
Oh, dear GodBear, she'll never make it. Tam-Tam's palate been destroyed by all of the salt and fat and sugar she's shoved down her gullet over the years to the point that she could never be satisfied by a filet of baked salmon or a grilled chicken breast salad in a light vinaigrette.

Although you're all probably right, Amy or Tammy will find a way to fuck up whatever contract they may have, I'm too selfish and I'm praying to our Lard and Savory that they make their way to television.

Amy seems to have a few decades left before total organ failure, however Tammy, at least in my unprofessional opinion, could likely kick the bucket at any time. Needless to say, I'll start picking my funeral dress.
 
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