E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

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Who is your E3 2019 husbando? (multiple choice allowed because we know you're a bunch of WHORES.)

  • Phil Spencer from Microsoft - so dreamy how he always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

    Głosy: 25 9,4%
  • Bethesda's Todd Howard - tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    Głosy: 122 45,7%
  • Devolver Digital, because I love being berated for half and hour and left bleeding in an alley.

    Głosy: 58 21,7%
  • Ubisoft's Neverending, LSD-Fueled, Furry Orgy. I have no shame, bend me over Magenta Panda Daddy.

    Głosy: 19 7,1%
  • Sqaure Enix and... who even presents this? Eh, doesn't matter. It'll probably be 90% recycled anyway

    Głosy: 24 9,0%
  • Nintendo's Doug Bowser - because I need more Bowser/Bowsette memes in my life. Kill me.

    Głosy: 110 41,2%
  • PC Gaming Show - forget the presenter, those new video cards GET. ME. SO. HARD!!!

    Głosy: 33 12,4%
  • Not sure who is presenting E3VR, but if it's not Ugandan Knuckles, then this is a waste of time.

    Głosy: 63 23,6%

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At least Evil Genius 2 isn't nailed down to the Epic Store, one game out of all this I'm looking forward to. Maybe the chucklefish game but I need to look at more.
 
Planet Zoo looks pretty wholesome. A rare yet welcome sight.
Definitely looking forward to Evil Genius 2, though, the first one was enjoyable despite the difficulty.
 
Hahahahahaha. Jesus christ. I kind of feel bad for everyone who loves Shenmue.

>Waits decade for sequel
>Sequel is on PC
>Exclusive to the worst store on the platform

*feels bad man*
 
Epic exclusive lmao :story:
Looks like it's going well, judging by the comments.
 
Another Kickstarter project becomes an Epic Exclusive, well Epic just fucked around with the return of a classic people have been waiting since the early 2000s to come back. This is going to be good for PR I can imagine.

Edit: Dug around twitter to catch some reactions to this, I found this and I wonder if this is an actual enforceable thing.
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As if Kickstarters ever get real consequences for doing shit like this feelsbadman.
 
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I'm very excited for Ubi's conference for Rainbow 6 Ouarentine. I got into Siege a couple months after the Outbreak event and have been pissed they buried it. I need that game out now, and I need it to not be $60. I'll happily pay $30 bucks for an expanded stand alone Outbreak. I'll still be ok for $40.
 
Looks like it's going well, judging by the comments.

When you promise something and take people's money and then don't deliver on that promise, people get super pissed. Shocking!
 
I never got into Earthbound so I was never big on the hype but Nintendo please announce a Mother 3 localization just to blow these shitty presentations out of the water
If Nintendo's conference is literally just someone taking a giant shit, everyone would still praise them as the winners of E3.
 
At least the Pc gaming show had some fucking gameplay.

I hate CG trailers, look at this movie we made about a game.
 
Well, PC Gaming Show wasn't too bad. New Zombie Army game (I know, I know, zombies, but I love the Sniper Elite games), and I'm glad Coffee Stain is actually making some games outside of Goat Simulator now (I was hoping to see them announce a Sanctum 3, but that's probably just me).

The schadenfreude from the shenmue community though... absolutely glorious. This is precisely why I never back ANY long term kickstarter projects. They can get their fucking money once the product is released.
 
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