🍗 Deathfat The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

[Francis Dollarhyde]

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So that is the view Molester Mike has on weekends. Not sure that is something to be happy about tbh.

 

[MUH THYROID]

This video has some very interesting info about our two favorite prize hogs.

Amy and Tammy Slaton on Family By The Ton!?!?

Hey it's me Katey and I just confirmed BIG news on #AmySlaton #TammySlaton hopefully you're a fan of the show #FamilyByTheTon !!!! Leave your comments down b...

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[bigshot]

I've never seen this show... Is it a "look at the funny fat girls" show like Honey Boo Boo, or is it a weight loss show where they have Dr Oz and stuff and they make them cry crocodile tears? Does everyone on the show get bariatric surgery? It seems to me, the Honey Boo Boo approach would make for better television.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Too bad Billy the Exterminator got cancelled a few years ago because this could’ve been an amazing opportunity for a crossover episode.

 

[Dysnomia]

Anyone remember Christina Kile? What happened to her?

I remember her saying she was taking a break. She seems to have dropped off the face of the earth. All I see is an account called Christina K'sChinHair.

https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCWHCLFpTuReZ8nV5Pc_C5LA

A lot of callouts and stuff. Wonder what happened.

This video has some very interesting info about our two favorite prize hogs.

Amy and Tammy Slaton on Family By The Ton!?!?

Hey it's me Katey and I just confirmed BIG news on #AmySlaton #TammySlaton hopefully you're a fan of the show #FamilyByTheTon !!!! Leave your comments down b...

m.youtube.com

So according to this video Tammy would eat all the food out of the fridge at night. Not suprised there. And with Maw and Paw being quite the size themselves, three fatties fighting over food cannot be a pretty sight. Apparently if you didn't keep the house stocked with food Tammy would call the police and claim abuse.

This person says she has confirmed they will be on Family By The Ton. Nothing we haven't already been theorizing. But If it is true then it should be very entertaining.

 

[Muscle Bra]

I've never seen this show... Is it a "look at the funny fat girls" show like Honey Boo Boo, or is it a weight loss show where they have Dr Oz and stuff and they make them cry crocodile tears? Does everyone on the show get bariatric surgery? It seems to me, the Honey Boo Boo approach would make for better television.

Nor have I. Judging by a few google search results I've read (such as from TLC.com, IMDB, and (ha ha!) People magazine), the show is trying to sell itself as a positive force that takes people with life-threatening debilitations and encourages them to improve themselves.

Realistically, it's probably a thinly-veiled freak show that allows us to assuage our guilt when we point and laugh at the fatties.

So according to this video Tammy would eat all the food out of the fridge at night. Not suprised there. And with Maw and Paw being quite the size themselves, three fatties fighting over food cannot be a pretty sight.

While it might not be a pretty sight, it's certainly something that I'd pay five bucks to watch. Maw and Paw and Tam-Tam's little T-Rex arms all flailing at each other as they try to get to that last ham sammich.

Apparently if you didn't keep the house stocked with food Tammy would call the police and claim abuse.

How purely awesome! "We's run outta Oreos and they's ain't feedin' me enuff. They's abusin' me!"

 

[bigshot]

While it might not be a pretty sight, it's certainly something that I'd pay five bucks to watch.

Probably something like this...

Meet Mrs. Joyboy

This scene is from the bizarre black comedy, The Loved One.

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[T0xic_rum]

 

[Bunny]

Nor have I. Judging by a few google search results I've read (such as from TLC.com, IMDB, and (ha ha!) People magazine), the show is trying to sell itself as a positive force that takes people with life-threatening debilitations and encourages them to improve themselves.

Realistically, it's probably a thinly-veiled freak show that allows us to assuage our guilt when we point and laugh at the fatties.


While it might not be a pretty sight, it's certainly something that I'd pay five bucks to watch. Maw and Paw and Tam-Tam's little T-Rex arms all flailing at each other as they try to get to that last ham sammich.


How purely awesome! "We's run outta Oreos and they's ain't feedin' me enuff. They's abusin' me!"

TLC is the freak show channel lbr.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Probably something like this...

Meet Mrs. Joyboy

This scene is from the bizarre black comedy, The Loved One.

www.youtube.com

I don't think I've ever seen/heard of that movie before. Isn't it funny how some films start out as broad comedies/parodies but get more prophetic as time goes on?

 

[alittlebifurious]

This video has some very interesting info about our two favorite prize hogs.

Amy and Tammy Slaton on Family By The Ton!?!?

Hey it's me Katey and I just confirmed BIG news on #AmySlaton #TammySlaton hopefully you're a fan of the show #FamilyByTheTon !!!! Leave your comments down b...

m.youtube.com

Alright. Fuck.

--Confirms the Slatons will be on FBTT
--Complains about stuff we don't really care about
--A lot of interesting things have been happening with the Slatons.
--Amy and Tammy haven't lived together for a long time, but now they are back in the saddle again.
--Tammy has been putting people through hell.
--Parents dropped her at a hospital in a different state, hoping they'd help her lose the weight. But they didn't, they kept her a few days and then released her. This has happened many times.
--Parents had to lock down the fridge at night because Tammy would wake up and go eat all of it. (This tidbit is fucking HILARIOUS. Can't you guys just picture it? A ton of lard, moving as quietly and sneakily as possible in her wheelchair to the kitchen to throw open the fridge and ravage it like a fair-maid in ye olden days.)
--If they did not keep food in the fridge, Tammy would call 911 and claim that she was being abused because they weren't feeding her.
--No one wants her, so that's why she had to move in with Amy and Michael.
--Discusses the very sudden meet and greet with piss poor planning.
--Says the word 'povert-ish' instead of impoverished.
--Mentions Tammy not having an actual seat. She claims it was a bean bag chair and I believe it. I knew she wasn't fitting in any of the seats, but I thought she was just sitting on the floor. A bean bag chair makes sense. But now I'm just imagining Tammy in a bean bag chair. On a normal person, bean bag chairs are rather large. On Tammy it'd be like a stool.
--Claims ten people showed up to the meet and greet.
--Talks about how FBTT is filmed in Georgia and how she began thinking that they must have gone there to get the process started, and how that makes sense. It is based there, and these poor ass rednecks suddenly had money to travel there, stay in a decent hotel, etc.
--Brings up how Tammy is getting her own place, Michael was there painting.
--Did some digging and discovered that sources confirmed they've begun production to be on FBTT.
--Questions whether they are ready for weight loss surgery because of how drastically their lives will have to change because of it. Are they ready for that??? (The answer is gonna be no, obviously.)
--"They're gonna sell their souls for fame." That's rather lame. They won't be famous. They'll be of interest for a while, people will watch in horror, blah blah. There is no way this is gonna end with them becoming skinny and healthy. But maybe this is why they're on the "LOW CARB" diets right now? Either way, it won't be a big deal. If either of them fell into a lot of cash because of this opportunity, they'd squander it immediately. When they were in Georgia, their idea of a good time when they were being taken care of monetarily was to try Starbucks and Panda Express for the first time. They got bubble tea and macarons. It was all food-based. If they get the weight loss surgery and they get money, they're gonna do the same thing. What they don't spend on food, they'll spend on baubles and Wahmart. Then they'll be right back where they began.
--Keeps talking about how the surgery and such can kill them. Is this it?? The death of the Slatons?? She says this like they aren't already in the express lane for death just by being deathfat. This isn't going to change anything. If they die under the knife, that'll be a little quicker than eating themselves to death but honestly...unless they get brain-transplants, they're set in their ways. Death is inevitable.
--BYE YOUTUBEYYYYY but in her own words.

 

[MysticMisty]

Tammy would eat all the food out of the fridge at night.

Amy more or less did the same thing when she was living with her brother. Only since him and his wife work, unlike maw and step-paw, Amy simply waited for them to leave for the day before pigging out.

 

[THOTto]

I wonder if the lump on Tamtam isn't an evolutionary thing. In the prehistory of the Slatons, they probably grew them to bash into each other for dominance, like Bighorn sheep.

Originally it was there to keep the brain safe, but that aspect has become vestigial. Another question I have is which is the mutant? Tammy with her forehead, or Amy with her neck? Both would be used to cushion the blows, but more research is needed.

Tamtam is just a clone of Hellboy that went horribly wrong. Her horns fused together, and the bites on her skin are the pigment peeking through. Her true identity is hamboy.

 

[Pokemon 40 000]

Does that make Amy Abe then? The fat on her neck are gills? Is Dustin a pyromancer? What does that make Kenny the Kockroach?

 

[THOTto]

Does that make Amy Abe then? The fat on her neck are gills? Is Dustin a pyromancer? What does that make Kenny the Kockroach?

Kenny is Deadpool, best character and inserts himself into everything effectively breaking the fourth wall while the audience awaits his appearance with baited breath. Hell, he even did a crossover with amber.

 

[Pokemon 40 000]

That is so beautiful and I would like to fund it in some way!

 

[MG 620]

Excellent news. FBTT is even more trashy than My 600-lb Life. This is like if Chris ever did one of the hoarders show that were very popular some years ago.

 

[Dysnomia]

Alright. Fuck.

--Confirms the Slatons will be on FBTT
--Complains about stuff we don't really care about
--A lot of interesting things have been happening with the Slatons.
--Amy and Tammy haven't lived together for a long time, but now they are back in the saddle again.
--Tammy has been putting people through hell.
--Parents dropped her at a hospital in a different state, hoping they'd help her lose the weight. But they didn't, they kept her a few days and then released her. This has happened many times.
--Parents had to lock down the fridge at night because Tammy would wake up and go eat all of it. (This tidbit is fucking HILARIOUS. Can't you guys just picture it? A ton of lard, moving as quietly and sneakily as possible in her wheelchair to the kitchen to throw open the fridge and ravage it like a fair-maid in ye olden days.)
--If they did not keep food in the fridge, Tammy would call 911 and claim that she was being abused because they weren't feeding her.
--No one wants her, so that's why she had to move in with Amy and Michael.
--Discusses the very sudden meet and greet with piss poor planning.
--Says the word 'povert-ish' instead of impoverished.
--Mentions Tammy not having an actual seat. She claims it was a bean bag chair and I believe it. I knew she wasn't fitting in any of the seats, but I thought she was just sitting on the floor. A bean bag chair makes sense. But now I'm just imagining Tammy in a bean bag chair. On a normal person, bean bag chairs are rather large. On Tammy it'd be like a stool.
--Claims ten people showed up to the meet and greet.
--Talks about how FBTT is filmed in Georgia and how she began thinking that they must have gone there to get the process started, and how that makes sense. It is based there, and these poor ass rednecks suddenly had money to travel there, stay in a decent hotel, etc.
--Brings up how Tammy is getting her own place, Michael was there painting.
--Did some digging and discovered that sources confirmed they've begun production to be on FBTT.
--Questions whether they are ready for weight loss surgery because of how drastically their lives will have to change because of it. Are they ready for that??? (The answer is gonna be no, obviously.)
--"They're gonna sell their souls for fame." That's rather lame. They won't be famous. They'll be of interest for a while, people will watch in horror, blah blah. There is no way this is gonna end with them becoming skinny and healthy. But maybe this is why they're on the "LOW CARB" diets right now? Either way, it won't be a big deal. If either of them fell into a lot of cash because of this opportunity, they'd squander it immediately. When they were in Georgia, their idea of a good time when they were being taken care of monetarily was to try Starbucks and Panda Express for the first time. They got bubble tea and macarons. It was all food-based. If they get the weight loss surgery and they get money, they're gonna do the same thing. What they don't spend on food, they'll spend on baubles and Wahmart. Then they'll be right back where they began.
--Keeps talking about how the surgery and such can kill them. Is this it?? The death of the Slatons?? She says this like they aren't already in the express lane for death just by being deathfat. This isn't going to change anything. If they die under the knife, that'll be a little quicker than eating themselves to death but honestly...unless they get brain-transplants, they're set in their ways. Death is inevitable.
--BYE YOUTUBEYYYYY but in her own words.

Amy will think she is famous though. No matter what she is gonna be a big star in her eyes forever. And she's got skeletons. Scamming is one thing. But animal abuse is a whole other ballgame. Her track record with pets is well documented and if people get wind of the long line of mistreated dogs and cats she has gone through over the years it could get her some bad press on the tabloid websites.

People will see them on TLC and google them. They will find not only their channels but all of the channels containing videos that document Slaton antics. And they'll find this thread too. Do Amy and Tammy intend to keep their videos up during all this? Even when they delete stuff other people have clips. Tammy has those lives where she screamed "it's just a stupiid cat" over and over in regards to that poor thing getting run over. Which caught her in a lie about it being given away to another family. If someone wants to wade through multiple hours of Tammy blocking out most of Dustin and a filthy kitchen with her gargantuine upper half they will find some real gems.

I wonder if they can get any other Slatons to be on carma. Will Michael also diet? He's no lightweight. But he is practically starving compared to Tammy.

 

[Muscle Bra]

People will see them on TLC and google them. They will find not only their channels but all of the channels containing videos that document Slaton antics. And they'll find this thread too.

I've never actually googled the Slatons but I would imagine this thread has to be in the top ten search results. That means we're going to be getting a whole lot of new traffic once (if) the show hits.

Hi, TLC people! Enjoy the fatties but remember -- we were here first!

I wonder if they can get any other Slatons to be on carma. Will Michael also diet? He's no lightweight. But he is practically starving compared to Tammy.

Oh, I sure hope so! Judging by previous seasons, it seems as if each family featured in the show has 3 or 4 fatties in it. Even though Amy and Tam-Tam are the (ahem!) big draws, they still have a great supporting cast: Maw, Paw, Steven, Chris (who seems like he might be bright enough not to get involved), and Mike. And we can't forget Dustin who, even though he's not a fatty, would lend an interesting perspective to the show.

 

[MG 620]

The snarky people @ previously.tv will cherish the Slatons.