👓 TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[RumblyTumbly]

Oh my God, I just checked out parts of the Grandmother livestream.

Spoony is looking like he's on the path to turning into this guy.

 

[Mango Unchained]

I would love to see the narrative direction chosen for his sperging out on the healthcare system not giving him a free liver.

"Don't tell me how to drink!" lol

Ironically enough, this could be somewhat of a slogan for a macho brand beer, just emphasizing the "me" and there ya go. As for the free liver, he'll find a way to pin it on the orange man. If not, the god hotline is always open for him. He is the Avatar and entitled to a free health care package, you know.

 

[Mashallah]

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I think people like Spoony existing proves the notion of God's existence. People this irrational and entertaining surely could not exist in a rational, self-made universe. The atheist's notion of a universe that makes sense is simply and evidently non-existent. A divine creator making an absurd world for our entertainment is the only explanation that really makes any sense at this point in time.

As for the free liver, he'll find a way to pin it on the orange man. If not, the god hotline is always open for him.

Why not blame both?? "If God exists, why did He let Trump give me alcohol poisoning!?"

 

[Darndirty]

I havent seen this posted on this thread but sorry if it has been. Spoony was in a car wreck back in march.

The police cam footage was posted on youtube, you cant see him but can hear him talking to the cop, apparantley he ran a red light, though he disagrees in the video.

A Spoony Kind of Winter

Spoony has had enough of punching Christmas trees, and decides to take it to the next level.

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[Mashallah]

I havent seen this posted on this thread but sorry if it has been. Spoony was in a car wreck back in march.

The police cam footage was posted on youtube, you cant see him but can hear him talking to the cop, apparantley he ran a red light, though he disagrees in the video.

A Spoony Kind of Winter

Spoony has had enough of punching Christmas trees, and decides to take it to the next level.

youtu.be

May have disagreed at the time, but didn't show in court to contest it:

 

[gydorem]

I havent seen this posted on this thread but sorry if it has been. Spoony was in a car wreck back in march.

The police cam footage was posted on youtube, you cant see him but can hear him talking to the cop, apparantley he ran a red light, though he disagrees in the video.

A Spoony Kind of Winter

Spoony has had enough of punching Christmas trees, and decides to take it to the next level.

youtu.be

It's been posted plenty. You see him twice briefly. Leaning against the car as the police cruiser comes up and when he's getting some stuff out the car. He was also due to a court appearance for the crash. He didn't show up. The fine was $120.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

May have disagreed at the time, but didn't show in court to contest it:

now, was he a no show because he realized he was in the wrong and no point contesting, or because he was too busy hiding on his couch tweeting trump?

 

[Adamska]

now, was he a no show because he realized he was in the wrong and no point contesting, or because he was too busy hiding on his couch tweeting trump?

He probably couldn't be fucked to get out of the house because then he'd not be able to cry on a toilet thought posting site.

 

[Mashallah]

now, was he a no show because he realized he was in the wrong and no point contesting, or because he was too busy hiding on his couch tweeting trump?

Well he did leave his house to run a red light and almost kill two people, so it shows he IS willing to leave the house, contrary to popular belief and expectation.

My guess is he manages this feat by keeping on tweeting about Trump even when he leaves his home.

Probably why he hit a dude. Too busy complaining abput Trump to watch the road.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Well he did leave his house to run a red light and almost kill two people, so it shows he IS willing to leave the house, contrary to popular belief and expectation.

My guess is he manages this feat by keeping on tweeting about Trump even when he leaves his home.

Probably why he hit a dude. Too busy complaining abput Trump to watch the road.

trump made that light look green

 

[RJ MacReady]

Spoony Tries It: Guided Meditation

And also continues his crusade against that random Christian gospel account he mocks but keeps checking up on because reasons:

Yes, Noah Antwiler is definitely not having a spiritual crisis:

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Spoony Tries It: Guided Meditation

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And also continues his crusade against that random Christian gospel account he mocks but keeps checking up on because reasons:

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Yes, Noah Antwiler is definitely not having a spiritual crisis:

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You know, something tells me that if Spoony were ever to convert to Christianity, he'd be insanely annoying about it, using it as a prop to rail against everything that's ever gone wrong in his life. Kind of like how notorious pickup artist Roosh V had his "come to Jesus" moment:

http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2...fter-getting-super-high-on-shrooms-no-really/

Now conversions aren't unusual if, during the course of a person's life, they experience a traumatic event or change in perspective. But they do tend to become a problem if said person is (A.) an addict who's swapping in religion to replace some other kind of addiction, or (B.) only converting because they think the religion they're converting to will be a more effective weapon against their enemies. Imagine Spoony turning full TradCatholic and calling on the Pope to wage a jihad against Trump, the Great Orange Satan. It would be Biblical....


Also, what a surprise that Spoony tried yet another method of therapy and immediately shat all over it before giving it a chance to work. If you ever try out any method of therapy and expect it to be a "miracle, anti-anxiety cure", then you deserve to be disappointed. If it takes you years to dig yourself into a black hole, it's going to take years to dig yourself out of it, and you'll probably always be in danger of slipping back in, even with diligence and effort. GAHD!

Spoony really needs to be studied and written about as the poster child for the intractable, self-sabotaging mental patient. At least then, SOME good might from his existence.

 

[Doctor Stan]

"miracle, anti-anxiety cure",

Anything that claims to be an instant miracle cure is pure fucking snake oil, shit takes time to work, therapy, medication, whatever. Rome wasn't built in a day after all, nor did it fall overnight.

 

[Mango Unchained]

Spoony really needs to be studied and written about as the poster child for the intractable, self-sabotaging mental patient. At least then, SOME good might from his existence.

Indeed, he needs to be studied. Fredrik Knudsen already covered his rise and fall, now we'd like to see a documentary on his post-fame devolution;

- Part I: Money where the mouth is - Patreon decline and Twitter superflux
- Part II: Battling the demons outside DnD - Orange Man and Marz Gurl
- Part III: The joint of no return - Courts, christianity, claustrophobia

Someone give this a title. Fellow Kiwis, your call.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Someone give this a title. Fellow Kiwis, your call.

"The Spoony Expiration"

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

"You Spoony Retard"

That would get plenty of attention.

 

[Mashallah]

Spoony Tries It: Guided Meditation

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And also continues his crusade against that random Christian gospel account he mocks but keeps checking up on because reasons:

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Yes, Noah Antwiler is definitely not having a spiritual crisis:

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Well I'm not surprised at his poor results in meditation. Kinda hard to let go of the self and cultivate detachment when you are so very, very attached to things like hatred for certain political or religious views, and self pity.

Sadly, meditation is likely the only remedy (apart from pain) for such destructive attachments, but they're the same things holding him back from being able to effectively meditate. A self-feeding problem.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Someone give this a title. Fellow Kiwis, your call.

The Spoony Exceptionalism.

 

[Princess Rescuer]

The reason we were more excited (and he was) when he reviewed FFs 8 and 10 was because they were liked games at the time and we wanted to be caught up in the passion of being pre-disposed to disagree with him and making him work for being agreed with, something you don't get as much from the 10-2 and 13 reviews. That being said, if he continued on with 13-2, would people be as excited to welcome him back with open arms, especially after what has been happening for years?

 

[Truthspeaker]

The reason we were more excited (and he was) when he reviewed FFs 8 and 10 was because they were liked games at the time and we wanted to be caught up in the passion of being pre-disposed to disagree with him and making him work for being agreed with, something you don't get as much from the 10-2 and 13 reviews. That being said, if he continued on with 13-2, would people be as excited to welcome him back with open arms, especially after what has been happening for years?

As of now, Johnny Ortiz has a quarter of a million views for his KH3 review, Super Eyepatch Wolf has three-quarters of a million views for his FFXV review, and both men are far from alone.

People still like the type of content Spoony used to make. They just watch it from other, better creators nowadays.