🌟 Internet Famous Jared Knabenbauer / ProJared / SinJared, Heidi O'Ferrall / AtelierHeidi & Holly Conrad / CommanderHolly - Divorce Fiasco, trashfire extraordinaire

[Tanner Glass]

To get right back on topic, I found an interesting gem.

These series of tweets were posted on 5/27:

Apparently someone has spotted Holly and ProJared in Nevada literally the next day:

Assuming this user isn't lying, this might confirm Heidi's statement that Jared is hiding out in another state. Not sure if we'll get a confirmation later or not but the fact Holly's Area 51 tweet coincides with this wouldn't surprise met at all. Curious about everyone's opinion on this small info dump. Personally, I'm not really taking any sides and am simply enjoying what a circus this whole situation has been.

For now, I guess we keep waiting.

If they're talking about Nevada and Area 51, it means they're likely holed up somewhere in Vegas.

Nevada basically only has two towns (Reno and Las Vegas) and Vegas is the larger one by magnitudes, it's closer to LA/LA County, and it's closer to Area 51. Vegas is also another lolcow farm for people who want to be near Cali (Momokun comes to mind as a Vegas resident). It's possible they're staying with a friend but kiwis in the area should keep thier eyes peeled in common places for them (probably hobby shops and malls).

 

[Shady Attorney]

These series of tweets were posted on 5/27:

Apparently someone has spotted Holly and ProJared in Nevada literally the next day:

Assuming this user isn't lying, this might confirm Heidi's statement that Jared is hiding out in another state.

Sounds like after getting called out and mocked on the internet, the two went on a ‘lover’s retreat’. I would think Jared has other things to worry about. Like his divorce and financial situation. But I guess bird lady trumps all.

 

[Raymond Burr in a Turban]

To get right back on topic, I found an interesting gem.

These series of tweets were posted on 5/27:

Apparently someone has spotted Holly and ProJared in Nevada literally the next day:

Assuming this user isn't lying, this might confirm Heidi's statement that Jared is hiding out in another state. Not sure if we'll get a confirmation later or not but the fact Holly's Area 51 tweet coincides with this wouldn't surprise met at all. Curious about everyone's opinion on this small info dump. Personally, I'm not really taking any sides and am simply enjoying what a circus this whole situation has been.

For now, I guess we keep waiting.

She should've asked to check jared's penis to confirm.

 

[nikumin]

To get right back on topic, I found an interesting gem.

These series of tweets were posted on 5/27:

Apparently someone has spotted Holly and ProJared in Nevada literally the next day:

Assuming this user isn't lying, this might confirm Heidi's statement that Jared is hiding out in another state. Not sure if we'll get a confirmation later or not but the fact Holly's Area 51 tweet coincides with this wouldn't surprise met at all. Curious about everyone's opinion on this small info dump. Personally, I'm not really taking any sides and am simply enjoying what a circus this whole situation has been.

For now, I guess we keep waiting.

I think this is just me being an asshole, but one of her granddads worked at Area 51, something she's talked about at length, how has she never gone to see it??

 

[Tanner Glass]

I think this is just me being an asshole, but one of her granddads worked at Area 51, something she's talked about at length, how has she never gone to see it??

It's still a military base, not a tourism site. The MP there are not known to fuck around and will savagely beat down/arrest people trying to trespass on the site.

It's also way out in the middle of nowhere (the nearby town consists of 40 people) and like most drives out of (or into) Vegas consist of several hours of desert highway with few gas stations/attractions/mechanics in between. The Drive to A51 would take ~7 hours round trip just to see a military gate.

 

[Bruh moment]

Needed something to stop these exceptional individuals from talking about their tiny peens so I went digging on Heidi and Jared's instagrams. Here's some shit.



"He knows what I need before I ask. And he doesn't get enough credit for everything he does for me behind the scenes, which is a lot" Feb 2018
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"This boy is the most incredible human I know. He continues to love and support me unconditionally through my best and worst moments" Aug 2017
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"Scoping babes w/ my best boy" May 2017
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Jared loving Hentai and looking gross.
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This picture sums up this entire thread
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Btw, Jared has no photos with Heidi on his instagram. I wonder if he even posted one.

 

[KrewlKween]

"I'm going to the desert for a while maybe see area 51". Jared's dick: "I'm area 51".

 

[omori]

Area 51? Sounds like Holly is trying to smuggle Jared back to his home planet.

 

[Most Dumbest Bitch]

To get right back on topic, I found an interesting gem.

These series of tweets were posted on 5/27:

Apparently someone has spotted Holly and ProJared in Nevada literally the next day:

Assuming this user isn't lying, this might confirm Heidi's statement that Jared is hiding out in another state. Not sure if we'll get a confirmation later or not but the fact Holly's Area 51 tweet coincides with this wouldn't surprise me at all. Curious about everyone's opinion on this small info dump. Personally, I'm not really taking any sides and am simply enjoying what a circus this whole situation has been.

For now, I guess we keep waiting.

These tweets got posted on my birthday, and getting to see Holly continue to make a goddamn fool of herself truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

I have no clue how she decided that the best approach was to continue to soapbox and preach about spreading kindness and love and not pointing fingers and blaming or whatever the fuck, especially considering that that's ALL she's been doing, and also because everyone fucking knows that she's full of it. The bitch definitely cheated on Ross, regardless of all her claims to the contrary, and having the balls to go out in public with Jared barely two weeks after the story broke shows that she has no remorse over any of it. After seeing how brazen Holly is being with rubbing her superiority complex in everyone's faces, and with how blithely open she and Jared are with their relationship, it's hard to blame Heidi for going off the deep end.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Area 51? Sounds like Holly is trying to smuggle Jared back to his home planet.

What planet would that be?
Adultery Prime? Dumbassia 12?

 

[Lucifer's Rectum]

Is it just me or are Holly's tweets starting to read more and more like the ravings of an insane person? "No one can take your magic away from you!" etc, etc. Not to mention the continued "I'm not a piece of garbage take pity on me cause muh mental health" crap. I dunno how her tweets looked before this whole mess but from where I'm standing it seems like her mental state is slowly fragmenting.

 

[Eugene Drizzledick]

I'm starting to feel bad for Jared. Imagine having to deal with both these crazy bitches at the same time. At some point, the pussy ain't worth it.

 

[Bruh moment]

Is it just me or are Holly's tweets starting to read more and more like the ravings of an insane person? "No one can take your magic away from you!" etc, etc. Not to mention the continued "I'm not a piece of garbage take pity on me cause muh mental health" crap. I dunno how her tweets looked before this whole mess but from where I'm standing it seems like her mental state is slowly fragmenting.

No, she just has the mind of 14-16 y.o. girl. In her thirties.

 

[Lucifer's Rectum]

No, she just has the mind of 14-16 y.o. girl. In here thirties.

You know that might actually be more terrifying in all honesty.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

Sounds like after getting called out and mocked on the internet, the two went on a ‘lover’s retreat’. I would think Jared has other things to worry about. Like his divorce and financial situation. But I guess bird lady trumps all.

You forgot a chance of a criminal investigation as well.

Is it just me or are Holly's tweets starting to read more and more like the ravings of an insane person? "No one can take your magic away from you!" etc, etc. Not to mention the continued "I'm not a piece of garbage take pity on me cause muh mental health" crap. I dunno how her tweets looked before this whole mess but from where I'm standing it seems like her mental state is slowly fragmenting.

While Jared, Holly and Heidi have used the mental health card to try and excuse their bad and dumb behavior, Holly is the only one that I think does have genuine mental issues. Mind you, she is still a bad person like Man without a chin and the Lady without eyebrows, but at least her whining about mental health isn't just a complete fabrication.

 

[Shady Attorney]

Is it just me or are Holly's tweets starting to read more and more like the ravings of an insane person? "No one can take your magic away from you!" etc, etc. I dunno how her tweets looked before this whole mess but from where I'm standing it seems like her mental state is slowly fragmenting.

This overexcessice cheerful attitude with optimism shining out the woodwork isn’t to make other people believe in a happier present, but herself.

Holly seems to very much have major insecurities about herself. In those recent chain of tweets she stated she reads all the threads about her. For someone so self-conscious, this cannot be doing any good for her and you can easily see it in her manic-like tweets.
Edit:
Though I do find it quite ironic that someone with such a fragile sense of self does something that could easily become a public fiasco (which it did). Maybe she has a need for attention and all she knows is how to get it the wrong way?

 

[omori]

“You/I know magic” is Holly’s d&d character’s catchphrase and also something she slaps on the DCA themed crap she sells. It’s her autistic rallying cry and proof she continues to live in a fantasy world.

 

[Bruh moment]

You forgot a chance of a criminal investigation as well.

While Jared, Holly and Heidi have used the mental health card to try and excuse their bad and dumb behavior, Holly is the only one that I think does have genuine mental issues. Mind you, she is still a bad person like Man without a chin and the Lady without eyebrows, but at least her whining about mental health isn't just a complete fabrication.

Stupidity is not a mental issue. She is just a (Jared's) pussy. The same with Jared. Implying not having balls to flush the (abusive) bitch down the toilet.

 

[metroid_fetish]

"I'm going to the desert for a while maybe see area 51". Jared's dick: "I'm area 51".

More like Area 5.1"

 

[soryu]

The absolute madwoman