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- 10 Maj 2019
She is totally one of those dumb asses who identify themselves as ,-*' ^ '~*-.,_,.-*~ 𝔦ℕｄ𝐈g๏ ＣℍᎥℓⒹＲ乇η ~*-.,_,.-*~' ^ '*-,
🌟 Internet Famous Jared Knabenbauer / ProJared / SinJared, Heidi O'Ferrall / AtelierHeidi & Holly Conrad / CommanderHolly - Divorce Fiasco, trashfire extraordinaire
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- 21 Mar 2019
"And being a prick", Whoah, how could ProJared ever recover from this?
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- 28 Maj 2019
The day Jared hung up the Twitter piñata (blocked Heidi/announced divorce) and Heidi popped it with a huge lasting explosion (followed by dick pics, Metokur coverage etc.), I was on a business trip and got the news in the evening via phone in my hotel room. Kek'd so hard the staff asked me what the hell is going on and I showed them on my phone. Turned out one of them was a Projared fan and I invited him to a drink at the dining room. Sorta "your idol died, have a scotch on me" situation.
From there on, this May was filled with a year's worth of lolcow adventure. Look at this thread, about 240 pages of documented spergery, contradictions, regretful twitter statements etc. I followed page by page every day. Usually I've been riding the Noah Antwiler bandwagon, but this overshadowed it for a while. When will people ever learn to keep their fucking private matters off social media? I think most of us are about Jared's/Holly's/Heidi's age (including me), and thankfully we've spent the better part of our lives outside to learn how to socialize in natura. I am on nobody's side in particular, they're all equally pathetic, each for their own reasons. I have sent a fanart to Jared a year ago, which he showed on his Fanmail video #2, and I don't regret a thing, since it was made for the internet persona Jared, not the socially and sexually inept Jared. He was no Jontron, but entertained me enough to get over hard times.
Everything that can be said about the situation has been said already, so here we are on the last part of the rollercoaster, hoping for one last adrenaline rush before the ride is over. I suggest some uncovered dirt of PBG, he is the second most voted specially gifted member, after all. Also placing bets that in a year from now, Jared and Holly still bounce in the sack while Heidi revels in severance payments from Jared.
From there on, this May was filled with a year's worth of lolcow adventure. Look at this thread, about 240 pages of documented spergery, contradictions, regretful twitter statements etc. I followed page by page every day. Usually I've been riding the Noah Antwiler bandwagon, but this overshadowed it for a while. When will people ever learn to keep their fucking private matters off social media? I think most of us are about Jared's/Holly's/Heidi's age (including me), and thankfully we've spent the better part of our lives outside to learn how to socialize in natura. I am on nobody's side in particular, they're all equally pathetic, each for their own reasons. I have sent a fanart to Jared a year ago, which he showed on his Fanmail video #2, and I don't regret a thing, since it was made for the internet persona Jared, not the socially and sexually inept Jared. He was no Jontron, but entertained me enough to get over hard times.
Everything that can be said about the situation has been said already, so here we are on the last part of the rollercoaster, hoping for one last adrenaline rush before the ride is over. I suggest some uncovered dirt of PBG, he is the second most voted specially gifted member, after all. Also placing bets that in a year from now, Jared and Holly still bounce in the sack while Heidi revels in severance payments from Jared.
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Reading through this entire thread was a fucking trip.
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- 20 Maj 2019
Glad to be of service.
Gallstonesavior
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 10 Maj 2019
Jesus Christ fuck off.
Holly:
"No really millions of strangers, despite:
the absolute fuckery of everything I've been involved with,
the fact that I am claiming to be unstable mentally,
the practice of continuing to air my rotting shitpiles in public,
the suspicious nature of that my ex-husband that I totally didn't cheat on isn't defending me in any way,
and the insistence I continue to make that I'm the one being victimized here (despite my choices to continue to make this public)
stop bullying meeeeee! When I welch in public people are supposed to coddle meeeeee!"
Holly, if your reading this, get the hell off the internet. Look in a mirror, say "I FUCKED UP" as loudly as you can, and get over it. The utter delusion that anyone's opinions outside your personal circle of friends matter in your life is proof of your true obsession with narcissism. You fucking read your own lolcow thread, and told everyone you do? Jesus Christ that's so fucking exceptional.
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- 21 Paź 2018
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- 10 Lut 2019
Stop being a size queen, faggot.
OT: I feel like the wiki vandals weren't honest enough, but I don't know what's missing.
Gorilla Tessellator
kiwifarms.net
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- 9 Lis 2017
Let's look at some scientific sources, shall we? Average penis size is 5.17 inches, and so 6 inches is well above average. If you go to the paper you will see in figure 2 that 6 inches (=15.24cm) is close to 90 percentile, and so only 1 in 10 men has penis this size or bigger.
- Dołączono
- 26 Lut 2019
Sounds like a lot of research to just say it’s okay to have a teeny peeny
Gorilla Tessellator
kiwifarms.net
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- 9 Lis 2017
Do you think that all the researches had tiny penises and made over 15000 measuring mistakes to make themselves feel better?
- Dołączono
- 26 Lut 2019
No, I think when you bring in actual data to shitposting about dick size, it’s funny to say “man, you’re getting really invested into dick length. You okay?”
Not understanding that comes off as pretty defensive really
- Dołączono
- 10 Lut 2019
Can we go back to the thirst posting about the 2 thots, because it seems less awkward than @Shady Attorney and @Gorilla Tessellator slowly maneuvering their way into a docking scenario.
Gorilla Tessellator
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 9 Lis 2017
It's just too funny that you assumed that I can be defensive about my penis size.HINT: not all the humans obsess about it. There are two genders, y'know?
Quintex96
kiwifarms.net
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- 15 Sty 2019
Life is all about finding that special someone. The Kiwi Farms have always been about love and tolerance, let the two gayboys have ther fun.
- Dołączono
- 10 Lut 2019
Okay, but we need to have @Null promise to hold the camera steady, this time. His palsy made the last video harder to fap to than looking at Holly.
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- 25 Mar 2018
Needed something to stop these exceptional individuals from talking about their tiny peens so I went digging on Heidi and Jared's instagrams. Here's some shit.
"He knows what I need before I ask. And he doesn't get enough credit for everything he does for me behind the scenes, which is a lot" Feb 2018
"This boy is the most incredible human I know. He continues to love and support me unconditionally through my best and worst moments" Aug 2017
"Scoping babes w/ my best boy" May 2017
Jared loving Hentai and looking gross.
This picture sums up this entire thread
"He knows what I need before I ask. And he doesn't get enough credit for everything he does for me behind the scenes, which is a lot" Feb 2018
"This boy is the most incredible human I know. He continues to love and support me unconditionally through my best and worst moments" Aug 2017
"Scoping babes w/ my best boy" May 2017
Jared loving Hentai and looking gross.
This picture sums up this entire thread
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- 30 Kwi 2019
To get right back on topic, I found an interesting gem.
These series of tweets were posted on 5/27:
Apparently someone has spotted Holly and ProJared in Nevada literally the next day:
Assuming this user isn't lying, this might confirm Heidi's statement that Jared is hiding out in another state. Not sure if we'll get a confirmation later or not but the fact Holly's Area 51 tweet coincides with this wouldn't surprise me at all. Curious about everyone's opinion on this small info dump. Personally, I'm not really taking any sides and am simply enjoying what a circus this whole situation has been.
For now, I guess we keep waiting.
These series of tweets were posted on 5/27:
Apparently someone has spotted Holly and ProJared in Nevada literally the next day:
Assuming this user isn't lying, this might confirm Heidi's statement that Jared is hiding out in another state. Not sure if we'll get a confirmation later or not but the fact Holly's Area 51 tweet coincides with this wouldn't surprise me at all. Curious about everyone's opinion on this small info dump. Personally, I'm not really taking any sides and am simply enjoying what a circus this whole situation has been.
For now, I guess we keep waiting.
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- 21 Sie 2018
No I think for them to lay their hand on 15K of cocks they were pretty damn gay.
It also is a rather small sample size. I should help them get to at least 50K.
That is awfully small as well. I doubt that. Not sure whether I need to start looking around me in male bathhouses a lot more or need to thank black dad.