Video Daily Diss #5: Eli disses his printer, remixes nearly every pop song of the early 2000's at once

[Blueberry]

These Daily Disses just get worse with every incarnation...in a good way

 

[Dravite]

The way the music comes to a dead stop right when he starts kicking the printer...incredible. Eli is a poet, and he doesn't even know it.

 

[blackie toy]

They have a handle of Skol vodka sitting out. That's some fucking nasty chew spit-ass tasting shit.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

How long until you guys think the Weed Cottage is as nasty as 14BLC was/is? 2 Months?

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

How long until you guys think the Weed Cottage is as nasty as 14BLC was/is? 2 Months?

Considering that Eli's XBox controller is sitting in what appears to be a pile of vomit, I think they're already pretty damn close to it.

If they're seriously subsisting off of a diet of Dew, Doritos, and donuts (and booze), I wonder how long it might take before we see the effects of malnourishment?

 

[meatslab]

If they're seriously subsisting off of a diet of Dew, Doritos, and donuts (and booze), I wonder how long it might take before we see the effects of malnourishment?

Don't worry, they're getting plenty of electrolytes and protein.

 

[blackie toy]

Wait a sec, this electrolytes and protein shit he's talking about after the break in the recording... he doesn't mean does he?

 

[Alex Krycek]

With as often as tactical vomit happens in that house (and the unwillingness to clean them up), those are puddles are going on tactical landmines.

Also just gotta give props to Eli for his diss being towards an inanimate object.

 

[press1forjews]

Also just gotta give props to Eli for his diss being towards an inanimate object.

Hopefully this turns into Eli hosting a daily product review show.

 

[Poop Merchant]

Eli's audio editing skills only get better with each video.

 

[IcyHotWings]

At this point I'm just waiting for him to slip on the vomit.

"Okay, so like, basically, today I'm gonna' be dis- WOAH!"
*THUD*
CRAAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIN

 

[Dutchbash]

Spotted a dozen empty whippits too.
Huffing crap wasn't solely Tyces piece of pie.
although I have to say I enjoy nitrous too sometimes.


Jace's puke looks really nasty. He hasn't been eating very well since he left his mom.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Spotted a dozen empty whippits too.
Huffing crap wasn't solely Tyces piece of pie.
although I have to say I enjoy nitrous too sometimes.


Jace's puke looks really nasty. He hasn't been eating very well since he left his mom.

It's kind of strange, because I don't think vomit is supposed to be that shade of red, even if it's aged.

 

[Tookie]

It's kind of strange, because I don't think vomit is supposed to be that shade of red, even if it's aged.

Dude, he's just been doing the Dew™ Code Red-style. TAHAAA

 

[Dutchbash]

Dude, he's just been doing the Dew™ Code Red-style. TAHAAA

Jace's basic food elements consist of cheez-its, Doritos and red Mtn Dew.

Breakfast:
Dewritos cereal (crunched doritos + mtn dew)

Lunch
Assorted Cheez-its and doritos

dinner
Maybe a grilled cheese sandwich (with doritos stuffing) and some ramen noodles (prepared with Mtn Dew)

 

[Germanicus]

So he not only hates Mexicans, because you can't trust them and they steal electricity, but also the "chinks" who made his printer. Eli is a racist scumbag.

 

[Skeletor]

O god why did I have to read this thread before lunch.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

I fucked [the printer's] mom!

The fleshlight?

 

[Gorogoroth]

I'm becoming more and more impressed he managed to avoid getting killed in Israel.

"I FUKED UR MOM"

I'm impressed he's managed to avoid getting killed in Massachusetts.

 

[Smutley]

dinner
Maybe a grilled cheese sandwich (with doritos stuffing) and some ramen noodles (prepared with Mtn Dew)

You made me do a bit of digging since I do most the cooking round my place and friend, my lady is going to think she's Jace after the next meal I make her

http://bsinthekitchen.com/the-loaded-nacho-game-day-grilled-cheese/

Spoiler: Loaded Game Day Grilled Cheese

Which makes me wonder - could Eli and Jace be talked in to making cooking shows, if we give them much simpler recipes? I'm worried that Eli's dissing might have reached its pinnacle after the printer ran out of ink died.