🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

[Pepper Jack]

So her title is confusing. Is she trying to say her make up only took 5 minutes to put on? She had a lot of edits in the video. It took her way more than 5 mins to put on her makeup.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

So her title is confusing. Is she trying to say her make up only took 5 minutes to put on? She had a lot of edits in the video. It took her way more than 5 mins to put on her makeup.

I'd assume that from to the five minute video length.

 

[AJ 447]

Honestly, her new nails don't look as bad as what she used to sport.

GONE BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN

 

[Pepper Jack]

Honestly, her new nails don't look as bad as what she used to sport.
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GONE BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN

How old is this picture?

 

[Pizza Sloth]

How old is this picture?

16 February 2017
MUKBANG/LOADED CHEESY VEGGIE SUB

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Honestly, her new nails don't look as bad as what she used to sport.
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Didn't she get banned from the salon she used to get the tacky accent nail done at?

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Oh god look at that arm fat jiggle, like a lava lamp... The bun only accentuates her egg plant looking head too.

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

Didn't she get banned from the salon she used to get the tacky accent nail done at?

Yep. They had a policy where if you cancelled an appointment or two without notice, you'd be banned.

I wonder if she's worried about breaking the seats at any new place she goes. How mortifying that she broke her couch and is continuously fucking up her car. Well, I guess it's not any more mortifying than telling the world you need to buy specialized toliet seats because your ass is too big to use a standard one properly.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

She's still actively monitoring the comments. Obviously the date didn't happen. Here is a comment not long for this world.

Edit: It's already gone.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Yep. They had a policy where if you cancelled an appointment or two without notice, you'd be banned.

I wonder if she's worried about breaking the seats at any new place she goes. How mortifying that she broke her couch and is continuously fucking up her car. Well, I guess it's not any more mortifying than telling the world you need to buy specialized toliet seats because your ass is too big to use a standard one properly.

I read something a while back about a salon charging extra for landwhales, because one of them had literally broken a (very expensive) salon chair and caused other damage to the equipment that they had to repair or replace out of pocket. Naturally the internet shit themselves and attacked them, and the Vietnamese family who owned the salon got raked over the coals. But honestly, I can't blame the guy. Do you think someone like Chantal would offer to replace what they broke?

 

[Barbarella]

I wonder if those hideous nails are glue on. Static nail makes some like that. Hard to imagine Chantel fitting in a manicure chair these days, tbh. We’ll find out soon enough; if they are glued, the first burger with the grease leaching under will pop them off, before she even has a chance to lick it off. If they are acrylic, guess we’ll have to watch the fungus fester underneath, as they all get picked off one by one, with just the ring finger left growing out to half her nail.

Am I glad I don’t live in Canada and there is no chance of going to the same salon. Can you imagine what’s on her nail dust that the next person breathes? Probably could get e-coli from her nails the way she is about poop.

It’s hilarious that a girl that out of touch with today’s styles would be giving makeup tips.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Fucking hell, she looks like she was in an 80s German speed metal band. I'd love to see her crossed-arms in a leather jacket.

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Fuck my life (and yours too, quite frankly). Never in a kabillion years would I have expected to see Grave Digger referenced in a Chantal thread, let alone with her face morphed onto Chris Boltendahl. This is both the best and the worst timeline.

ETA: Some of their song titles are sort of on the nose.
"Heart Attack" - self explanatory
"Ocean of Blood" - what we assume it is like when she gets her period
"Bucket List" - Everest or going full Mr Creosote
"Rage of the Savage Beast - when she doesn't get enough condiments in her fast food bags
"Watch Me Die" - on YouTube, no less
"The Last Supper" - this is the last time she's gonna binge before a new diet, she means it this time
"Healed by Metal" - possibly the only non-medical approach left for Chantal to shrink those tumors
/metal sperging

 

[Princess Ariel]

Holy shit, those hands.
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Metallics in spring? These beasts always seem to have super tacky tastes in beauty/fashion.
Also her nails are going in 3 different directions. Idk how she has not noticed that.
Too busy fantasizing about food I guess. She must have been snacking while getting them done too. I bet she's one of *those* nasty salon heifers.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Also her nails are going in 3 different directions. Idk how she has not noticed that.

I thought it was just me that thought that. The one on her ring finger is hanging way to the left. Someone was trying to get her out of their chair fast.

 

[Beluga]

I thought it was just me that thought that. The one on her ring finger is hanging way to the left. Someone was trying to get her out of their chair fast.

Or maybe her fingers are so fat that they can't help but go in different directions because of all the fat?

 

[Captain Ahab]

I thought it was just me that thought that. The one on her ring finger is hanging way to the left. Someone was trying to get her out of their chair fast.

Have you seen how expensive those chairs are?

 

[Cant_Stop_Won't_Stop]

Then she asked if chickens snore. When someone replied in the comments that they do, she says "They do? They snore? Oh now I feel bad for eating them HEHE"

What a delusional pig.

I dont want to go all spergy or PL all over the place over some chickens here because we dont do that shit here. But if Chantal had to raise her animals/meat then physically kill them and then have to prepare, cook and then eat said animal, I think she might look at it a bit differently. Its different when you have to look that animal that you raised and fed etc and then slaughter them so that you can eat too. Bitch is just going to go to petting zoos and calling it a day as she drives thru popeyes and grabs a two piece and a biscuit without a thought of where it came from or even how a feckin chicken works ffs

Those nails make her hands even more gargoyle like. Some obese snapping turtle.

Someone once compared them to bear claws at one point and I cant see anything else

When she mixed her moisturizer and foundation she called it homemade BB cream and then spazzed "Bibi! HUHUH" I am REALLY grateful she didn't make a Bibi cum joke. Though she couldn't resist giddily telling us about Bibi farting. I'm sure someone's already said this but she 100% has a fetish for gross shit like poop, farts, burps, etc. She's fucking disgusting. Wyświetl załącznik 769044

I could totally see her doing fart porn, or scat. BBW at the very least. Cake farting videos? idk why she hasnt niched into that market yet.. so dumb.

No wonder her skin looks terrible!
She stored the excess “homemade BB cream” in the same container as her moisturizer and now everything will be contaminated, considering that cream was in her hand and she had previously touched her greasy hair. That is so gross!

A beauty blender is a small round or pointed sponge to apply makeup so you don’t use your dirty hands and you can smooth it evenly.

So she uses her dirty fingers. Because Chantal.

Im surprised she doesnt have as many stys as our gorl Hamber.

BB seems to take more showers than she does. He's always in the shower

Prob trying to constantly wash off the stench that surrounds him

Also her nails are going in 3 different directions. Idk how she has not noticed that.

A tale tell sign of fake glue on DIY nails. Store bought.

 

[Blue Roses]

Hey guys hey guys hey guys hey,

 

[Or Else What]

Hey guys hey guys hey guys hey,

And that tumble of blonde locks there on Elvis' left belongs to his best 1970's girl, Linda Thompson - later to be the second Mrs Bruce Jenner.

 

[WY 434]

I wonder if those hideous nails are glue on. Static nail makes some like that. Hard to imagine Chantel fitting in a manicure chair these days, tbh. We’ll find out soon enough; if they are glued, the first burger with the grease leaching under will pop them off, before she even has a chance to lick it off.

There's always one survivor at the end of The Hunger Games, perhaps for scooping that last Pringle from the depths of Crumb Cleavage or to fish for 2-ply hiding in Ass Crack Canyon. May the odds be ever in his favor.