🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

A little on Russell’s Facebook history-

The Greer Russell account he has now is his original account. He changed the name to Brett Ross, and then Leon Feldhendler sometime before he sued Farrah Abraham.

He started a brand new account in late 2015 that held all of his family posts, Bunny Ranch sagas, along with his wooing attempts at Taylor Swift and his first failed lawsuit “with” her. He hung onto that account reluctantly because he had a lot of friends and followers at the time, even admitting he didn’t want to lose it due to his “following.”


Then he went silent in early 2017 for about 2 months, deleting Facebook account. Assuming it was due to family pressure. But before the Ariana Grande concert in March 2017, he tried to make a positive comeback as if nothing happened on his old Brett Ross/Leon Feldhendler, which is now Greer Russell account. A couple of months later he had his stripper incident and sued AG, so his new way of life didn’t last long.


Point is, there’s a shit ton of info missing on his current Facebook account from 2015-2016. He would’ve been better off keeping the old one with more followers.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I like these too. Especially his nasty dirty sock in the second pic.
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GREAT shots here, they make him look even MORE like the 20 years younger version of the NeoThink boss:

He'll mongle your mind AND your cash! TEH FINANCIAL GURU OF THE 6th REICH! MAAARK HAAAMILTON!!!!!

 

[deadfool]

I like these too. Especially his nasty dirty sock in the second pic.
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Damn, I know this doesn't mean much, but I think these photos are the most "normal" I've ever seen him. Subjective (and maybe slightly objective) attractiveness aside, he just looks like an almost-decent, nearly-fuctional member of society. If I ever ran into him, and he wasn't wearing that crusty, splotchy suit, and maybe, say, a hoodie and jeans instead, I'd assume he was just a normal dude.

2014 was actually pretty uneventful in the world of russell greer

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Russ can only hope and pray that he's in a good enough place in life at 37 to come home after a busy day to watch anime and play video games. I hope Conrad Nerveza someday searches Russ up for old time's sake, sees what he's been up to, so that he can think to himself, "Thank goodness I did NOT end up like Russell Greer."

 

[AnOminous]

Damn, I know this doesn't mean much, but I think these photos are the most "normal" I've ever seen him. Subjective (and maybe slightly objective) attractiveness aside, he just looks like an almost-decent, nearly-fuctional member of society. If I ever ran into him, and he wasn't wearing that crusty, splotchy suit, and maybe, say, a hoodie and jeans instead, I'd assume he was just a normal dude.

He's really deteriorated. He even looked relatively clean in those older pictures.

Currently, he looks filthy, greasy and just all around like a dirty scumbag or a bum of some sort.

 

[Miss Misery]

He's really deteriorated. He even looked relatively clean in those older pictures.

Currently, he looks filthy, greasy and just all around like a dirty scumbag or a bum of some sort.

But he's a bum in a suit!

 

[Barbarella]

He’s aged about 20 years in about 6. He still looked odd, his suit jacket sleeves are rolled up, not fitted for him.white socks with a dark suit, etc. Lots of drool. But youth looks better on him. And he’s still young, holy hell, he looks like a grizzled schizophrenic 40 year old., not a guy still in his 20s.

All those innocent, naive Mormon kids really drive home how off the rails he has become. And he had a chance if he had behaved normally and stopped accusing girls of being snooty and maybe stepped down his expectation in looks a bit. He could have found somebody, some kind, religious Mormon girl who maybe wasn’t a beauty but who was caring. But he twisted off.

I’m sure he was nuts long before he hit his head as evidenced by his high school hit list, but it does seem like he had a community that good-naturedly tolerated him and some maybe liked him. But judging by how innocent they sound, even for CA middle-schoolers, I could see why his hooker interests would make them drop away.

I imagine he was a diversity hire at Traskbrit, and they would have tolerated a lot of errors and probably have ended up giving him some simple filing or something he couldn’t mess up too badly. But they couldn’t tolerate that plus the probability of his bothering all the females who worked there, plus using company property for his own uses. That will typically get you fired pretty fast. Which is too bad, Russ threw away his dream gig because of an impossible show business idea.

This little tour down memory lane does show Russ had a chance at a normal life, but threw it away. We knew that but it’s pretty clear with these choice screenshots. He had a shot but each thing that came along, he destroyed.

Thanks for finding them.

 

[AnOminous]

Which is too bad, Russ threw away his dream gig because of an impossible show business idea.

He did this despite being advised every step of the way by smarter people than he is that this is what would happen.

He chose to be the greasy, smelly wreck of a prematurely old man that he is. He could have had a relatively normal life with about as prestigious a job as someone like him could hope for.

But no, he had to be a disgusting whoremonger instead. He had to sue and harass celebrities for no reason. He had to become a lolcow to the world.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

He did this despite being advised every step of the way by smarter people than he is that this is what would happen.

That may be the most tragic \ hilarious part of his story. Again and again we have accounts of people in positions of authority and (typically) respect telling Russell that he's steering his life off a cliff- his father, his boss, judges, etc- and yet he completely disregards them. And the best part is that he's telling us the accounts as if there is a lesson about perseverance by ignoring all the good advice everyone gives you in favor of being a complete retard. As if we should all learn that you have to sue the Taylor Swifts of your life no matter how many jobs you lose or how strained your relationship with your family gets. The only one that ever steered him wrong was his imaginary friend (who was tragically burned up in a car firebombing- he's okay tho).

Oh, I forgot, it's kiwifarms that somehow ruined his life.

 

[Slick Bridges]

That may be the most tragic \ hilarious part of his story. Again and again we have accounts of people in positions of authority and (typically) respect telling Russell that he's steering his life off a cliff- his father, his boss, judges, etc- and yet he completely disregards them. And the best part is that he's telling us the accounts as if there is a lesson about perseverance by ignoring all the good advice everyone gives you in favor of being a complete exceptional individual. As if we should all learn that you have to sue the Taylor Swifts of your life no matter how many jobs you lose or how strained your relationship with your family gets. The only one that ever steered him wrong was his imaginary friend (who was tragically burned up in a car firebombing- he's okay tho).

Oh, I forgot, it's kiwifarms that somehow ruined his life.

The Career Advisor from his school is probably my favorite example of these, the literal Career Advisor telling him in no uncertain terms if you sue this celebrity you will make yourself unemployable in the legal field. But Russ knew better. It's beautiful.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

I'm just surprised that Russell hasn't dragged in some showbiz stuff. "Taylor has a bad reputation! She kills her lovers! There were more Jonas brothers but she had them buried alive!"

 

[MysticMisty]

Damn, I know this doesn't mean much, but I think these photos are the most "normal" I've ever seen him. Subjective (and maybe slightly objective) attractiveness aside, he just looks like an almost-decent, nearly-fuctional member of society. If I ever ran into him, and he wasn't wearing that crusty, splotchy suit, and maybe, say, a hoodie and jeans instead, I'd assume he was just a normal dude.

I know, younger Russ easily passed as normal and average looking with a unfortunate facial deformity. Even without it he'd have never been a 9 or a 10, but at least he grew out of his extremely unfortunate Hartley Hooligan appearance. He was still shitty and entitled, but he was just a guy into fucking hookers back then. His current appearance is directly tied into his obsession with Taylor Swift and other pop stars. If he just stayed with fucking hookers and thirsting after instathots he might still look relatively normal and average. I know he claims the obsession started when he was 18, but it didn't really take off until years later, as evidenced by these old posts and pictures.

 

[Bamanda]

Since he’s in Facebook jail I dug through some old posts.
He joined FB in 2009 and seems normal and interacts with friends and family. Sometime towards the end of 2012, there are a few cryptic or weird status updates. In 2013 and 2014 just a few posts about women not wanting to date him and acting thirsty for classmates. But in 2015 he really begins to be the russell we all know and love.
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“Upright and reputable person”

Assuming he means upstanding, wtf?
In what world is a guy who was arrested on campus, jailed for two weeks, and then went on to visit strip clubs while on a Mormon mission considered upstanding and reputable? That’s not even counting things like breaking into classmates bedrooms to ask them to prom. Jesus Christ. His lame attempts to avoid responsibility for his mistakes (like claiming two guys added names to his bathroom threat) worked on no one but himself. By the time he wrote this self aggrandising bullshit he had already done some profoundly disturbing things, but he thought he was someone who was admired by his peers. The term Cognitive Dissonance has been overused on social media to the point where it’s meaning has been somewhat diluted, but there it is in its purest form.

Also who the fuck calls the woman who gave birth to them their “dream woman.” His lack of social learning and understanding doesn’t explain that shit.

 

[Bridgeburner]

Also, check out the number of likes and comments on those posts. Double digits is the norm. even that sad video of him asking a girl on a date has 50 and he doesn't like his own posts. Not to mention the number of supportive and nice comments from a bunch of people.

 

[SilverSteele1]

Fuck, I wasn't active for so long that I forgot my password and needed a new username. Glad to see good old russ still hasn't changed.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

After taking this trip down memory lane, I mostly view it with a sense of irony. During our younger years and when we first made a Facebook, most of us posted stuff that makes us cringe when we go back to it. Amazingly, Rusty's old posts are on par with the cringe and facepalm levels of our old posts.

Now, instead of facepalming when you look at his old posts, you simply wonder what the hell happened. Even though we clearly know the answer to that.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Also, check out the number of likes and comments on those posts. Double digits is the norm. even that sad video of him asking a girl on a date has 50 and he doesn't like his own posts. Not to mention the number of supportive and nice comments from a bunch of people.

He took the time to alienate every single one of those people. I am sure each woman was harassed into giving him sex, every guy was asked to command his sister to fuck Russ. He seems to have made some supportive comments here and there but I'm guessing since he didn't immediately get a reward it stopped being worth it to him.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Those fb posts from 2012-2013 make him look a world apart from the unhinged maniac he is now. It's like looking at Dr Doom before he put on the metal mask.

He also talks up a lot about the wonderful ladies in his life, coworkers and the mormon girls from his church and so on, instead of instathots and celebrities. He wanted dates with actual real girls that physically existed in his vicinity. He kept saying "as friends" which was totally transparent, but he seemed so much more optimistic. Now I wonder if his later descent into suing pop stars into submission is less about getting back at his mom and sister and more about getting back at church girls who politely told him no. "I'll show you Jenny from sunday school. You'll regret turning me down because of my disability when you see I'm the new male star of blacked.com. Then you'll feel foolish with whatever non-celebrity husband you wind up with."

But of course he not only publicly asks out a girl using facebook, it's one he hasn't even had contact with in two years. In case any wannabe romeos here aren't sure, please don't ever put an audience on a woman when you make a move so she has to worry about being judged by a bunch of strangers. I'm sure Russ thought it increased his odds, something like "look how good you'll appear when you publicly accept a date with me!"

 

[TheGuyFromUtah]

Russ can only hope and pray that he's in a good enough place in life at 37 to come home after a busy day to watch anime and play video games. I hope Conrad Nerveza someday searches Russ up for old time's sake, sees what he's been up to, so that he can think to himself, "Thank goodness I did NOT end up like Russell Greer."

https://www.linkedin.com/in/conrad-nerveza-23120a59

Not the most impressive linked-in account, but compared to Russell's accomplishments and plights is a resounding success.

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

https://www.linkedin.com/in/conrad-nerveza-23120a59

Not the most impressive linked-in account, but compared to Russell's accomplishments and plights is a resounding success.

On Facebook he’s a newlywed and appears completely normal. Nothing like our Rusty. I bet he has some stories!

 

[The Dude]

The stark contrast between 2012-13 Russ and 2019 Russhole is...its staggering. You look at all the family and friends who were supportive of him, said nice things, tried to encourage him...and then you look at his Facebook now. The only people commenting on any of his posts are disguised trolls kissing his ass so he doesn't block them. In seven years he went from having quite a few people in his life who genuinely cared about him to just half a handful of trolls who only want to laugh at him. He didn't just burn those bridges, he took them down with backpack nukes and pissed on the ashes. And for what? Pipe dream, after pipe dream, after pipe dream that everyone who cared about him and genuinely wanted him to be happy warned him were hopeless and had no chance of going his way. Was it all worth it, Russ?