🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Angry New Ager]

It's amazing to me that for someone who did so shit at school that he was able to finesse an office. He really fucked his life up. If he had just shut up about hookers and Taylor Swift, he'd have the money to get him his penis sucked each month.

I doubt he got fired over brothel legalization and Taylor Swift; I think he got fired because he's absolute shit at being a paralegal.

I mean, look at his own filings. Look at all of the fuckups he's made while pursuing his own cases. Look at his total inability to handle any criticism, and learn from his mistakes. Add to that his creeping on attractive female co-workers, and...yeah, who the fuck is going to keep him around, even before you get to his lolsuits, and his potential use of a firm's database access to pursue his personal thirsts/vendettas?

 

[GethN7]

I doubt he got fired over brothel legalization and Taylor Swift; I think he got fired because he's absolute shit at being a paralegal.

I mean, look at his own filings. Look at all of the fuckups he's made while pursuing his own cases. Look at his total inability to handle any criticism, and learn from his mistakes. Add to that his creeping on attractive female co-workers, and...yeah, who the fuck is going to keep him around, even before you get to his lolsuits, and his potential use of a firm's database access to pursue his personal thirsts/vendettas?

That last one is a reason he never deserves to have any formal practice of the law to any degree, he wipes his ass with the concept of ethics.

 

[AnOminous]

Somewhere in his mind, he is convinced he is not REALLY a janitor if he dresses nice while doing it. Janitors they all wear coveralls! Sorta like how he wants to appear to be a nice guy but isn't. A good friend but isn't. A good worker but isn't. Talented but isn't. Probably the narcissism though.

Do we know what work he is doing now? He's wormed his way back into an office environment but I don't think we know anything of what he does there.

And instead, the response of normal people is "why the fuck is this lunatic dressing in a suit for a janitor job?"

I enjoy this short story told in just 3 pictures.

And all he had to do to keep this and have a fairly decent life was not be a complete asshole and harass and sue celebrities for not sucking him his penis.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

If that was his office and not shared he actually had it pretty good for a recent grad of a low-tier paralegal program. I have to wonder how much of his firing was just due to incompetence and how much was because he started fucking around with celebrity lawsuits and brothel plans. I have a feeling he might have lasted more than a month if he was just bad at his job.

 

[Bridgeburner]

If that was his office and not shared he actually had it pretty good for a recent grad of a low-tier paralegal program. I have to wonder how much of his firing was just due to incompetence and how much was because he started fucking around with celebrity lawsuits and brothel plans. I have a feeling he might have lasted more than a month if he was just bad at his job.

I don't know the exact timeline, but didn't he start with lawsuits in 2016? Which would make the firing due to incompetence, despite Rusty claiming he was (both) fairly and unjustly let go.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

If that was his office and not shared he actually had it pretty good for a recent grad of a low-tier paralegal program. I have to wonder how much of his firing was just due to incompetence and how much was because he started fucking around with celebrity lawsuits and brothel plans. I have a feeling he might have lasted more than a month if he was just bad at his job.

Good chance he was just a diversity hire to begin with if you ask me. Those tend to not last long in my experience and get booted for another one untill they find the diversity hire that is not terrible at the job or a sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen.

 

[Swedishcrepes02]

Would you post those? They fit the timeline of him finding his birth family, since he first contacted them in early 2013.

Ok here is a 2013 dump.

I cannot get the stupid video to Kelly Allen to save. But it’s a video to “woo” her. https://www.facebook.com/1383033794...Fbu1PlXDZdjo6Vjk7Eyd+nIGkV+hkLvMK2A==&sfns=mo

 

[Miss Misery]

Wow, expecting a second pity date takes some balls... or some top-level delusion.

 

[Swedishcrepes02]

Would you post those? They fit the timeline of him finding his birth family, since he first contacted them in early 2013.

I forgot like the most important one from 2013

And his grandma

And stuck up Mormon girls

From

 

[Miss Misery]

I forgot like the most important one from 2013
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Any chance of the "cryptic" ones from the end of 2012? If not, tell me to get fucked. You've already shared plenty and it's appreciated.

 

[redbarchetta]

I cannot get the stupid video to Kelly Allen to save. But it’s a video to “woo” her. https://www.facebook.com/1383033794...Fbu1PlXDZdjo6Vjk7Eyd+nIGkV+hkLvMK2A==&sfns=mo

This is quite a fantastic vintage Russ find. The selfies he included make him look hot by today's Crazy Hobo Russ standards.

Well, not hot. But a whole lot more mentally stable.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

This is quite a fantastic vintage Russ find. The selfies he included make him look hot by today's Crazy Hobo Russ standards.

Well, not hot. But a whole lot more mentally stable.

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He should have gone to technical school and found a career that includes a mask. Welding, perhaps?
(edit: and then, instead of suing women he wants to fuck, he could make really really bad sculptures for them)

 

[Swedishcrepes02]

2014 was actually pretty uneventful in the world of russell greer

 

[wateryketchup]

I cannot get the stupid video to Kelly Allen to save. But it’s a video to “woo” her. https://www.facebook.com/1383033794...Fbu1PlXDZdjo6Vjk7Eyd+nIGkV+hkLvMK2A==&sfns=mo

For some reason I love the part where it shows his picture and it's sideways... he always has the best little touches

 

[Swedishcrepes02]

This is quite a fantastic vintage Russ find. The selfies he included make him look hot by today's Crazy Hobo Russ standards.

Well, not hot. But a whole lot more mentally stable.

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I like these too. Especially his nasty dirty sock in the second pic.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

So in March of 2013 he knocked himself unconscious and went to hospital in an ambulance. I wonder if he was just somewhat odd and moderately spoiled before and then went totally off the rails after? Anyone with a better understanding of the overall timeline have an opinion?

 

[Swedishcrepes02]

Any chance of the "cryptic" ones from the end of 2012? If not, tell me to get fucked. You've already shared plenty and it's appreciated.

Sorry. I’ll have to check and I’ll post some more tomorrow.

 

[Miss Misery]

Sorry. I’ll have to check and I’ll post some more tomorrow.

No worries, thanks for all your caps so far!

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I like these too. Especially his nasty dirty sock in the second pic.
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It looks like someone threw a bowl of soup on the front of that jacket and didn't bother to wipe it off. Dude should eat with a bib.

 

[cogsworth]

oh god his hands creep me out so much they're like clay models made by a child but they ran out of clay and had to use whittled vienna sausages and potted meat.