Hey guys heyyyyyy! Just a vlog and chat. In this video I go spend the day with my mom and grams shopping and going for lunch and visiting! I picked up a new ...
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(I don't know how to insert the video and make it big like you guys do. Anyway, I watched this and did a recap in case you don't want to watch.)
Chantal John is in a good mood and is giving away money to beggars because "she has some now." She says she's not doing it just for the cameras, and she doesn't care if the people she gives it to are homeless or not - she just likes to give money away when she has it.
She hasn't slept but she's hyper, so now we're "gonna get it."
Starts singing a Sia song, says she doesn't listen to much Sia and was scared by Sia's wig that covers her face because she lives under a rock, or "under the sea."
She even had a nightmare about Sia's wig, which is kind of ironic since she's been coveting wigs for herself lately. "Sia! You scared me last night."
She's meeting with her mother and grandmother and is treating them to lunch and taking her mom shopping. (I just want to point out that YouTube creators got paid yesterday, so that might be the reason for Chantal's windfall. She seems to have profited very well from her shenanigans since she is literally just throwing money out on the street.)
She NEEDS to go to Bath and Body Works because she NEEDS candles.
Says she changed the title of her vegan video to "plant-based" because in order to be a "true vegan" you have to be completely exploitation and cruelty-free. She says even plastic bags have traces of animal fat in them.
The MAC website statement about their "cruelty" practices is confusing for Chantal.
For now she's trying to eliminate all animal products from her diet, and says she's "gone back and forth." Being vegan is a "goal" for Chantal. She put links in the description for graphic vegan propaganda. She no longer eats honey.
She wants to make it clear that BEING VEGAN DOES NOT MEAN HEALTHY, and she is now a junk-food vegan because of her eating disordered brain. She's been binging on vegan cheesecake, corndogs, fish filets, french fries, and Oreos.
Today's going to be challenging for Chantal because her mom and grandma don't like her vegan grease pits and she will try to find a salad or vegetable soup to eat at a normie restaurant. (Does paying for someone's animal-based meal mean you're not a "true vegan?")
She's getting her hair done tomorrow. She's going to let the hairdresser decide what to do with her hair. She'll go in with no hair powder. She doesn't think she wants to bleach it anymore because she doesn't want to ruin her hair more.
She's ordering Tati's (booty guru) vitamins. She really likes Tati, and believes in Tati's belief in her vitamins, but mispronounces her name. She doesn't reveal whether or not Tati's vitamins are vegan.
Last video she was really impulsive when she said she was gonna buy all new makeup products. Now, she realizes that she had a lot of expensive products and she's going to use it up and for now she's going to focus on the eating part of being vegan rather than buying new makeup. (This forshadows a few minutes from now when she actually goes to purchase new makeup, but the twist that it isn't VEGAN! Oh, Chantal, you silly goose.)
Chantal takes us for a walk in the mall - audible breathing. She stops at the MAC counter to lust after MAC products even though she doesn't know if they really are vegan or cruelty-free. "I like the sparkles," she says.
Cut to scene in car where Chantal is wearing pink lipstick and shows us the new MAC lipstick she just bought. (This really irks me for some reason. If she really wanted to GO VEGAN, why didn't she buy pink lipstick from tarte or some other company that's been 100% vegan approved. It's just a simple pink lipstick. I personally don't care because I like rare steaks and buy whatever, but if you are going to jump on your high horse about this stuff how can you not control yourself over the choice to buy one expensive lipstick over another?)
Cat break: Sings a variation of Old MacDonald's Farm to Sham.
Cut to a painting of Bebejunes when "she was a kid" at her grandma's house, which is very hot. Chantal's mom told her to edit out her panting, but she's a rebel and refuses to follow this advice.
Chantal reveals that she's no longer afraid of her Grandma's elevator. Her laughter/wheezing sounds like a dying horse. Grams isn't happy about whatever Chantal's laughing about.
Chantal got minestrone at the restaurant because it was either that or a $20 salad. She said the soup was good, but it "smelled like Aqua Velva in there." More wheeze-laughing, which is somehow harder to take than HEE-HEE.
Next segment starts with her picking her nose. The small bowl of minestrone gave her heartburn.
She's gonna go home, take off her bra, and have a nap. After that she intends to get up and work on a meal plan and grocery list. She wants to eat more fresh foods and she's excited about watermelon season.
She feels weird today. She's only had two hours of sleep. Maybe she should just accept that she's always gonna be a night person.
She says people are staring at her - and thinks it's because she's vlogging, not because she's 400 pounds and wearing cheap-looking Elton John sunglasses. In the future, Chantel theorizes, everyone will be vlogging so it won't be a big deal.
Chantal didn't end up getting her candles that she desperately needed because her mom didn't want to be too late going home.
She can't wait to show us the new hair she'll be getting tomorrow. She's also going back to daily videos. She'll do a vlog with Peetz again on Wednesday and will be getting new tires on Thursday. She'll also be going on a dinner date with Bibi. He likes sushi so she wants them to go to a place with good plant-based options. Friday she'll get some Amazon stuff in the mail.
May 16 she has an appointment at the hospital for sleep study. No word on any other appointments for the health care she desperately needs --- weight loss, psychiatric, gyno-oncological.
She says that she and BiBi don't really go on dates anymore because they don't feel like it. She usually goes out with her friends and Peetz and does all the "domestic" stuff with Bibi. She says BiBi is a recluse and only leaves the house to go to work or once a month to go to the chiropractor. He doesn't see friends. They might go on a little trip this summer.
This summer is going to be LIT. Get your summer party hats on!
She likes that she can be herself and not care what people think. She says she turned her comments off on the last video because she was in a "crabby" mood. She says the comment that upset her was one that said "It's sad that you're going to sacrifice your health to go vegan."
Chantal shares insight that everyone has horrible comments, so she accepts it now. She's just gonna be herself and fart (or piss in public) on her video if she wants to.
"Bye Lovers"