WHY WON’T I WEIGHT IN? 4/12/19 - Spoiler: her car part scale is too small

[Owlflaps]

Each or do they split it?

I suppose it’s irrelevant since both are on the fast track to death. ?

 

[Bitchinista]

This might be the scale she got?

https://www.amazon.com/My-Weigh-SCMXL700T-Talking-Bathroom/dp/B00MQ8A5UY?ref_=fsclp_pl_dp_1

 

[PerkChop]

Holy hell, it wasn't that long ago that she got the car parts scale, and we only saw a couple weigh ins on that, and now she's too big to balance on it?! No question she's been constantly gaining then... This next weigh in should be interesting to say the least.

 

[clusterfuckk]

"It's not that I'm weak, it's just that I fuck up and binge every single night."

So basically; its exactly because you are weak?
Fucking up every day is generally NOT a sign of a strong person dumbass.

 

[MG 620]

"she’s been trying to make better choices"

That might be true, but trying is not enough.

"The cardigans she got are thinner for spring and summer months"

Possibly, but she's also wearing a thick sweater made of flab 24/7.

 

[Captain Ahab]

This might be the scale she got?

https://www.amazon.com/My-Weigh-SCMXL700T-Talking-Bathroom/dp/B00MQ8A5UY?ref_=fsclp_pl_dp_1

Nah. Gorl can afford a professional scale.

 

[literally low-key]

I think she is going to be very shocked when she does step on the new scale. I have my doubts that she'll actually show us. She'll probably stall for time. " It didn't arrive yet." or " I must have hit the wrong button when I ordered because it didn't go through, but I reordered it." or "It came defective so we (Becky) have to send it back."

She told us she only binges at night, but doesn't she sleep most of the day away?

She needed new cardigans because her arms don't fit in her old ones anymore.

 

[pecansandies]

@pecansandies you got noticed by the gorl herself! She swears she’s not going to be part of that cycle anymore

but imagine she would notice all the shit said about her needing to get a really good therapist that specialises in eating disorders

Her face just keeps getting fatter and fatter that's the only weight progress I am seeing.

that was the first thing I noticed. Can't wait for this live weigh-in. She's already talking about her getting "swollen" so let's see how this pans out

 

[Whatthefuck]

"she’s been trying to make better choices"

That might be true, but trying is not enough.

"The cardigans she got are thinner for spring and summer months"

Possibly, but she's also wearing a thick sweater made of flab 24/7.

Well it is the 100 days of "trying", shitlords. Not the 100 days of doing anything right.

 

[Cant_Stop_Won't_Stop]

sooooo...how has she known all this time that she weighs 570? did she address that? i ain't watching it...

I was wondering this exactly...this explains why shes been saying 570 instead of 570.6 or 571.2 or some bullshit like that.

 

[Not me]

Man there are so many easier ways for her to try. Like this:

 

[Masta]

The plot is thickening (no pun intended).

Cheers for tomorrow girls!

 

[clusterfuckk]

I really wish she would give up the whole " I have a eeeatuun disorder" because she fucking doesn't. She OVEREATS, that's not a disorder. That is just simply being a god damn glutton. If she did something with her life she wouldn't focus so much on food. Granted she is practically immobile, but even if she just made a commitment (tee hee) to getting off her shelf ass to get a glass of water, or that anything she eats she has to get up and make herself, she would probably not overeat as much.
I cant deal with these cows who just make excuses for sloth. Just call it what it is; you're a lazy cunt; people will respect you more for being "real and raw".

 

[Long time lurker]

Nah. Gorl can afford a professional scale.

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That scale doesn't go as high as it's needed for Amber.

She needed new cardigans because her arms don't fit in her old ones anymore.

Maybe she tore the last ones she got like she did with a pink one she got from Walmart. She pulled so hard at the hem to get it on that the seam broke near the neckline chest piece type of deal.

 

[Viridian]

Not going to lie, very disappointed that 'A beanbag' is not an option on this thread's poll!

Like many others, I expect there will be no weigh-in tomorrow as allegedly planned. We've watched Hamberlynn pack on the pounds this whole time. She's not going to like the 600+ number she sees on the scale, and she won't want to show it to everyone. If she manages to eat enough crow to show she's now over the dreaded 600 el bees mark, I expect her to repeat the same bullshit excuse every waste of space I've ever seen on MSHPL uses when Dr. Now confronts them on gaining instead of losing: "I'm retaining a lot of water!"

 

[mekalekahi]

She knows what she weighs. They weighed her at the ER. She cant maintain a weight and shes been saying 570 for a while now.

 

[ALs Bra]

Calling it now.

She was weighed at the hospital and over 600.

She was still very much CuntyLynn at that point so she stuck with her 570 lah.

As the 'new' RemorsefulLynn she needs a way out....

She'll step on that scale and it'll be over 600 elbees which will cue more cry-eeen because you guise she di-unt realize she was over 600 elbees because she can't stand on her old scale.

This is how LiarLynn will backtrack on her lah about being 570.

 

[Hidden Squirrel]

Not going to lie, very disappointed that 'A beanbag' is not an option on this thread's poll!

Like many others, I expect there will be no weigh-in tomorrow as allegedly planned. We've watched Hamberlynn pack on the pounds this whole time. She's not going to like the 600+ number she sees on the scale, and she won't want to show it to everyone. If she manages to eat enough crow to show she's now over the dreaded 600 el bees mark, I expect her to repeat the same bullshit excuse every waste of space I've ever seen on MSHPL uses when Dr. Now confronts them on gaining instead of losing: "I'm retaining a lot of water!"

I think we will see it. She said "April 13th at 12 pm Eastern" so I think the video is already uploaded and scheduled to go out. She's already been talking about swelling in her laygs so water retention will definitely be her excuse.

Edit: also I found a review on Amazon saying the scale showed 10 lbs higher than the reviewer's old scale. That's another easy excuse.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Not going to lie, very disappointed that 'A beanbag' is not an option on this thread's poll!

It’s been added! Gorl looks like upholstery when she wears florals, so it’s very fitting

 

[tardmobile]

This might be the scale she got?

https://www.amazon.com/My-Weigh-SCMXL700T-Talking-Bathroom/dp/B00MQ8A5UY?ref_=fsclp_pl_dp_1

Wow, that thing even talks Spanish.

" ¡Eres seiscientas libras, querida dama!"

Spoiler: Translation

""You are six hundred pounds, dear lady!""