👓 TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

Yeah, the sooner we accept that the Spoony Experiment failed the better. The Noah Antwiler of 2019 is a shallow husk of a man that will only rot before our eyes in a slurry of TDS and dollar store vodka with the only victims of his demise being his dog and his enabler of a girlfriend.
At least The Spoony Experiment gave us some valuable data on the effects of alcohol on unstable internet celebrities.
 
Dear lord... What have you even wrought, dude? Can you imagine how terrifying a child of Lindsay AND Spoony would be? Just one of them being the parent is bad enough, but BOTH? Holy shit, man.

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I blame Obscura Lupa for ruining Spoony.
Well, she probably only hastened what was going to happen anyways.
Noah needed a mommy figure like Scarlet or an authority figure like Michaud to force him to work and keep deadlines.
Lupa goaded him into giving Holly an excuse to fire him and he lost all that. But he probably would have bungled it all on his own eventually with his huge ego.
 
Spoony was already in decline before the twitter drama with Lupa. His output had slowed down, and he was focusing more on impromptu videos instead of anything that required editing.
And that trend only continued to go less scripting/editing, you know, work, and more wrestling talk, talking about movies on his couch, and counter monkey episodes, until we got to now
 
Even if he maintained minimum output he'd still slowly grow a new audience.
Instead, he sharpens his quarter-inch knife while tweeting angrily at Trump.
It's like a reboot of Taxi Driver starring a gigantic pussy.

Like I've said, he's sitting on a deep well of orbiter money he's barely tried to tap. He chooses not to because of a moral complex about taking charity, but he also won't do anything else to improve his situation. Going full DSP would be an improvement for him because at least he'd doing something besides tweeting and it's not like it'd lose him money.
 
Noah's actually pathetic and lowly enough right now that a comeback documentary (or a very black comedy) series would be legitimately compelling. It could even bring him to new heights if he was properly disciplined the whole time.

That's a lot less likely than suicide, but it's not impossible.

He's at least in a better position than Baldcucks in that regard.
 
Even if he maintained minimum output he'd still slowly grow a new audience.
Instead, he sharpens his quarter-inch knife while tweeting angrily at Trump.
It's like a reboot of Taxi Driver starring a gigantic pussy.

I wonder if it wasn't his ridiculous idea to make a 'movie' that did him in. I suspect he got into a shame loop like dieters where he kept spending time coming up with excuses for not doing what he said he would instead of actually getting to work doing it. Reminds me of CWC and DStecks except instead of blowing it off completely and turning into a unicorn horn wearing troon, Spoony did even less of note.
 
I wonder if it wasn't his ridiculous idea to make a 'movie' that did him in. I suspect he got into a shame loop like dieters where he kept spending time coming up with excuses for not doing what he said he would instead of actually getting to work doing it. Reminds me of CWC and DStecks except instead of blowing it off completely and turning into a unicorn horn wearing troon, Spoony did even less of note.

I think Spoony's biggest problem is that he needs an unobtainable goal to keep him going. The funding for the movie was suppsed to be exactly that. You could see it in the video where he announced it, he had a very "ohfuck now what?" look in his eyes. He really didnt think he would be able to get the money and have to actually do it. And his fans turned around and said "Surprise, motherfucker!"
 
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The Scarlett breakup (2010) started the decline, the Lupa drama (2011) sent him flying downhill, and the movie announcement (2014) finished him.

The early years of the decade were a dogpile of roadblocks and worsening mental illness he has never recovered from. His downward spiral can be measured in the decreased amount of output between, and following, those three pillars of destruction.

The damage he's done to his mind and body is indeterminable; only a medical professional can answer that. It's clear (via his Twitter career) Noah is too narcissistic/self-indulgent to get help, or even admit he has a problem—the first step to any recovery, substance abuse, depression, PTSD, etc. In Noah's case, the therapist has it out for him, and American health care conspires against the little guy. So our only hope now is a miracle.
 
I think we've all known someone like Noah in our lives.

They have obvious problems, have self destructive behavior, and you want to help them, but if they can't stand up on their own two feet and put forth the effort to fix their shitty situations, there is only so much one can do to help.
 
The funny part to me is that Billy of the Game Chasers is exactly like Spoony, or at least very close, but because he has a wife, Jay, Melvor and the rest to keep him going that he didnt end up like Spoony has. Its kind of a case study with the two.
 
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Like I've said, he's sitting on a deep well of orbiter money he's barely tried to tap. He chooses not to because of a moral complex about taking charity, but he also won't do anything else to improve his situation. Going full DSP would be an improvement for him because at least he'd doing something besides tweeting and it's not like it'd lose him money.
Plus the $280 a month he's making on Youtube a month since people still watch his backlog of videos on the main channel and a whole $95 on his Counter Monkey channel. However in the past 30 days he's lost 100 subs on both channels and while his views on his main channel haven't dropped much, his Counter Monkey channel is down 26%. (Youtube only pays out a whole $0.002 per view according to videos some smaller channels have done showing their account statuses).
 
I think we've all known someone like Noah in our lives.

They have obvious problems, have self destructive behavior, and you want to help them, but if they can't stand up on their own two feet and put forth the effort to fix their shitty situations, there is only so much one can do to help.

Yes, everyone knows or has known a Noah. These days, in such a culture of victimhood and entitlement, it's inevitable.

As much as we want to help that person, they have to WANT help first. And they will often make it as difficult as possible for themselves and for others, all while blaming the rest of the world for their own problems.
 
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