👓 TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

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Don't worry, Noah.

Sure, several thousand dollars is a lot of money, but you can always make it back with all those terrible Square games you've yet to make video reviews of!

How's FFXIII-2 going? It's been a while since I checked your website. It'd sure be a shame if the many, many terrible games Square's put out since Noah's last bit of content was published were already getting covered by better content creators.
 
When he gets desperate enough he will do a couple of livestreams, and what's left of his pathetic fanbase will start throwing money at him.
 
On today's episode: Blademaster Noah labours to repair his weapon, but finds even the sharpest steel can't slay his financial troubles.

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I think he's serious about needing a few hundred grand, by the way, because it's not the first time he's tossed that figure around:

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Stropping has nothing to do with the knife having a hollow grind. A hollow-grind knife can be a pain in the ass to sharpen as you have to do drastic re-profiling, but nobody who isn't breaking down cardboard boxes 24/7 for years should have to sharpen their knife so much that the grind starts to interfere with the sharpening process.

Nigga should have gotten a Lansky Turnbox for $20 on Amazon and called it a day.

Just spoony doing spoony things, thinking he's an expert in everything and ruining shit in the process.
 
Plissken powiedział(a):
Video in question of the Dashcam footage (It's police dashcam, not from any other party.). Looks like spoony DID lie about running a red light, what a piece of shit. Apparently the witness has dashcam footage too, so he's fucked when his court date comes. I doubt it'll have anything beyond a sizeable fine, considering he lied to the police, but I would imagine it would be atleast a few thousand, if not much more; lying to a police officer about a traffic collision is a pretty serious offense, after all.

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Downloaded the vid incase it gets removed.

Edit: Nevermind, i'm a fucking exceptional individual. It was posted earlier in the thread. The day it was put on youtube, actually.

Props to

seargentkabukiman

for the original post of the video on this thread.
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"Two witnesses said you ran a red light."
"They're lying."
"One of them has a dashcam."
"Did you WATCH it?"

"Trying not to panic. That's my only car."

Oh, man.

The bit where he's sitting in the back of the squad car and subjected to some Tim McGraw almost had me rolling. That's gotta be the bleakest moment in any SJW's life, I'm sure.

But holy shit, guys, this is the first real Spoony video we've gotten in almost a year and a half!
 
The_Penultimate_Warrior powiedział(a):
If only there was some way he could have raised some money over the last 5 years. Perhaps by writing a script then sitting in front of a camera to recite it?
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He could just turn the camera on and sit there, and this chorus of pathetic barking seals that he's SOMEHOW managed to keep in his fanbase will just start chucking down the superberries for the privilege.
He has a licence to print money and just squanders it, then tweets up a storm looking for pity.
It's a shame what he became.
 
Drink More Water powiedział(a):
He could just turn the camera on and sit there, and this chorus of pathetic barking seals that he's SOMEHOW managed to keep in his fanbase will just start chucking down the superberries for the privilege.
He has a licence to print money and just squanders it, then tweets up a storm looking for pity.
It's a shame what he became.
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Often when people lose their popularity it's because they chose the wrong projects, failed to keep up with trends, a scandal , or just no fault of their own. For Spoony, it's nothing more than pure laziness.
 
The_Penultimate_Warrior powiedział(a):
Often when people lose their popularity it's because they chose the wrong projects, failed to keep up with trends, a scandal , or just no fault of their own. For Spoony, it's nothing more than pure laziness.
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The more I've learned about Spoony the more it's become apparent that he's always been a troubled guy who just managed to pull himself together for a precious few years until his mental state began deteriorating again around 2012. The sudden and unpredictable success of TSE was a miraculous stopgap for him.
 
RJ MacReady powiedział(a):
The more I've learned about Spoony the more it's become apparent that he's always been a troubled guy who just managed to pull himself together for a precious few years until his mental state began deteriorating again around 2012. The sudden and unpredictable success of TSE was a miraculous stopgap for him.
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Pretty much. It always seems to be the SJW retards who complain about the expense of healthcare in the US, not realizing that the expense is what makes you able to get treated instantly. Usually the wait for any treatment is months in a country with free healthcare, unless you got the kind of money to fly over to the US to get treated.
 
People think there is nothing more to do with Chris, but Spoony is the real dead horse here.

How anyone can think he will return to video making makes no sense.
 
TrippinKahlua powiedział(a):
People think there is nothing more to do with Chris, but Spoony is the real dead horse here.

How anyone can think he will return to video making makes no sense.
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This has been said numerous times at this point, but for me, this is a death/suicide watch thread.

I'm just waiting for the day it's under Featured Threads, then I'll know the time has come.
 
Spoony will go back back to making videos and being funny and charming at the same time Maddox will go back to writing edgy webpage rants and being funny and charming.

That is to say, when the universe collapses and time begins to flow backwards and we arrive at the early to mid 00's period, before we knew that both men are spastic and obnoxious losers.
 
Yeah, the sooner we accept that the Spoony Experiment failed the better. The Noah Antwiler of 2019 is a shallow husk of a man that will only rot before our eyes in a slurry of TDS and dollar store vodka with the only victims of his demise being his dog and his enabler of a girlfriend.
 
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RJ MacReady powiedział(a):
The funniest part is that when he tweets at any famous (or just more popular) person, he genuinely does want their personal attention. Noah's not exactly a social climber but he has a pattern of wanting the light of day from guys like Richard Garriott, Reb Brown, Mark Hamill, Jimmy Fallon and the numerous journalists, lawyers, politicians and talking heads he regularly tweets at, whether he idolises them or hates them.
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To be fair, it feels like almost everyone on Twitter wants the attention of famous celebs, but wind up yelling into the void.
 
gydorem powiedział(a):
The more of these collabs with Lindsay I come across, the more I ponder the rumour that Spoony was the father of her failed pregnancy.
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Dear lord... What have you even wrought, dude? Can you imagine how terrifying a child of Lindsay AND Spoony would be? Just one of them being the parent is bad enough, but BOTH? Holy shit, man.
 
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