🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Xyllon]

Always wondered if Rand was the Australian Capitalist who called in to True Capitalist Radio in 2016/2017 but maybe all roos just sound the same I don't want to dig through all that.

DistillingCapitalist? I don't think so. Rand's voice is higher.

EDIT: Also someone mentioned something about Rand and Tasmania in this thread, if he's from there then I highly doubt it - I recall Distilling being from Queensland.

 

[Kamikaze]

Always wondered if Rand was the Australian Capitalist who called in to True Capitalist Radio in 2016/2017 but maybe all roos just sound the same I don't want to dig through all that.

Rand is very anti-capitalist - he thinks it's a Jewish ploy.
I know because I mocked him relentlessly because he couldn't set up his donation system correctly.

 

[instythot]

Rand is very anti-capitalist - he thinks it's a Jewish ploy.
I know because I mocked him relentlessly because he couldn't set up his donation system correctly.

Sure... but is there anything that Rand doesn't think (((they))) are behind?

 

[Reactionary Rhetoric]

Rand is a full NatSoc which makes me wonder how much he really approves of Ralph and his life choices. Perhaps with the demise of stream.me this is the only way Rand can really get on a platform. I did enjoy his infrequent appearences on the TRS network too though.

Sure... but is there anything that Rand doesn't think (((they))) are behind?

Yeah, anything positive...

 

[Accoutrement]

Rand is a full NatSoc which makes me wonder how much he really approves of Ralph and his life choices. Perhaps with the demise of stream.me this is the only way Rand can really get on a platform. I did enjoy his infrequent appearences on the TRS network too though.



Yeah, anything positive...

Apparently Rand will put up with everything he claims to hate as long as he gets to be on a stream. He'll even ignore his kid.

 

[instythot]

Rand is a full NatSoc which makes me wonder how much he really approves of Ralph and his life choices. Perhaps with the demise of stream.me this is the only way Rand can really get on a platform. I did enjoy his infrequent appearences on the TRS network too though.

That blackout drunk diatribe pining for the wonderful days gone by when whites controlled Africa while Rand held back tears and the entire rest of the panel sat back in stunned silence was pure comedy gold.

It is incomprehensible to me that call screening was not implemented the next day just to check just how drunk Rand is before they put him on air. As funny as that one was, they had to know they were playing with ban fire as those events were playing out

 

[Wheelchair]

It is incomprehensible to me that call screening was not implemented the next day just to check just how drunk Rand is before they put him on air. As funny as that one was, they had to know they were playing with ban fire as those events were playing out

They were playing with ban fire from the very beginning. As long as it's entertaining it should be fine. There is only so much you can cuck until no one wants to listen to your shit like JF's. Ralph's mistake was thinking that this would last while everyone warned him that end isn't far away. He could've went a martyr after WSJ debacle, returning to writing his shitty articles stilling takes from other right-wing sources and doing some small time job on the side. He could've invested all the superberries he made over a year instead of wasting it on his degenerate lifestyle. Hell, he could've done successful goguntme after the shoah for his gunt surgery or something, he had a lot of good will going for him at the time. But those people never fucking learn. They keep repeating things they were laughing about not even a month ago, they keep trying to desperately cling to relevancy because outside of their shitty e-fame they have nothing.

 

[Zìshā]

I've read ralphs masturbatory article. It's kind of obvious that he should quit doing the show as it is currently. Livestreaming isn't a job you generally apply for, there's no yearly revision or review, you don't have a boss that will see your shit performance and ask you "is this even something for you?", or fire you. You need to decide that on your own ralph, but you're too much of a bitch to just realize the cashflow is over. Take a break, quit boozing, and start something else, it doesn't even matter if it's youtube.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Here's an example of what Ralph could be if he was more successful: General Sam
Stumbled onto this channel this week. Is an actual confirmed gamer who does weekly videos. Mixes in 1488 style jokes into video format just enough to not lose monetization. Has a merch store literally called the Shekel Scheme.
streams on Twitch fairly regularly. Has a wife, kids, owns a home etc. This dude is practically a Chad in comparison while still doing the same 1488 jokes.
an Example of a General Sam Video

Gaze upon this and see the realm of possibilities Ralph could have if he wasn't such a sped.

Here’s the thing though, the 1488 stuff can work on YouTube as just jokes. But in Ralph’s case he’s had on too many people like Spencer and Enoch to where you can’t just say “they’re just jokes bro”.

Sseth is another YouTuber who is very blatant about his 1488 shitposting but does absolutely fine because again there’s a sense of it being humorous primarily rather than a potential dog whistle.

 

[instythot]

Here’s the thing though, the 1488 stuff can work on YouTube as just jokes. But in Ralph’s case he’s had on too many people like Spencer and Enoch to where you can’t just say “they’re just jokes bro”.

Sseth is another YouTuber who is very blatant about his 1488 shitposting but does absolutely fine because again there’s a sense of it being humorous primarily rather than a potential dog whistle.

Exactly why he should be chasing some left wing guests at the moment. With Zidan stepping away, an entertaining dynamic might be rotating Bronx Blogger in regularly. Promise to keep the aids jokes from the rest of the hosts to a minimum, and you'd get some regular legit conflict out of it

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Exactly why he should be chasing some left wing guests at the moment. With Zidan stepping away, an entertaining dynamic might be rotating Bronx Blogger in regularly. Promise to keep the aids jokes from the rest of the hosts to a minimum, and you'd get some regular legit conflict out of it

Please no, don’t give him that idea. Anyone but Bronx.

 

[DidYouJustSayThat]

Please no, don’t give him that idea. Anyone but Bronx.

Please do. GRID jokes where the Poz Blogger is the butt (pun very much intended) of the joke, have been one of the best segments of the Killstream.

 

[BrainProlapse]

Exactly why he should be chasing some left wing guests at the moment. With Zidan stepping away, an entertaining dynamic might be rotating Bronx Blogger in regularly. Promise to keep the aids jokes from the rest of the hosts to a minimum, and you'd get some regular legit conflict out of it

Pozzed Blogger is both boring and disingenuous, the only entertainment he provides is being the butt of jokes. He should never be allowed on anywhere longer than five minutes to get shit on; his takes are always retarded and/or outright misrepresentation.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

I feel like ralphs written apology is backfiring pretty hard so far. I could be wrong on this but the way its written and presented seems like ammo for his detractors to use against him to make some fair points that his non-apology self realization of his issues(which were finally addressed AFTER jim said he fell from grace) like drinking too much, are just victimization rather than acknowledgment.

 

[Rabbi Yehonatan]

I feel like ralphs written apology is backfiring pretty hard so far. I could be wrong on this but the way its written and presented seems like ammo for his detractors to use against him to make some fair points that his non-apology self realization of his issues(which were finally addressed AFTER jim said he fell from grace) like drinking too much, are just victimization rather than acknowledgment.

Instead of long ass blog posts that were probably written by Nora @theralph should have just said “I’m sorry I’m a soyfilled bitch and acted like a cunt these past few months”. This whole apology stuff is pretty half assed tbh, Ralph didn’t adress any of the issues and just tried to blame killstream for his alcohol addiction.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

that were probably written by Nora

God damn didnt even cross my mind. You are probably right, his wife is probably trying to unfuck everything he has done so far starting by pretending to apology as ralph rather then he do it himself. I recall she did this same tactic while ralph was in prison on his Twitter and website in order to protect his interests. If true then he would be mocked even harder

 

[instythot]

Pozzed Blogger is both boring and disingenuous, the only entertainment he provides is being the butt of jokes. He should never be allowed on anywhere longer than five minutes to get shit on; his takes are always exceptional and/or outright misrepresentation.

Yeah, but he would keep the regular panel from being a circle jerk of whichever dumb right wing opinion just got voiced by balancing it with an equally dumb left wing opinion. The real trick would be keeping everyone relatively civil 85% of the time

 

[Freeman]

just tried to blame killstream for his alcohol addiction.

He got caught up in that crazy Rock 'n Roll lifestyle of late night Internet Blood Sports, he's basically the Jim Morrison of youtube. I can relate, though instead of alcohol I've been addicted to watching a short ass fat man slowly destroy his life, it's a wild ride.

 

[BrainProlapse]

Yeah, but he would keep the regular panel from being a circle jerk of whichever dumb right wing opinion just got voiced by balancing it with an equally dumb left wing opinion. The real trick would be keeping everyone relatively civil 85% of the time

But that's not what people want from the KS, they wanted a right-wing stream with a side-order of drama and spergery. Besides, the opinions on the show were never particularly extreme unless they got on a particularly fringe guest or let that dribbling idiot Rand out of his kennel to scream about THE JEWZ.

 

[instythot]

But that's not what people want from the KS, they wanted a right-wing stream with a side-order of drama and spergery. Besides, the opinions on the show were never particularly extreme unless they got on a particularly fringe guest or let that dribbling idiot Rand out of his kennel to scream about THE JEWZ.

I thought we were speculating how to fix the current show... and that last thing is happening all the time now