🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Degenerated]

DSP. The crown is open. Enter the bloodsports arena and become the one true king.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

 

[Accoutrement]

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poor Paki. She's really earning that citizenship.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

DSP. The crown is open. Enter the bloodsports arena and become the one true king.

Ever since this whole IBS saga began during the Kraut stuff I've seen some weird things, I've seen grown men cry, I've seen a half naked overweight man cover himself in mayo, I've seen a man light his nipples on fire and fuck a chick that shoved pinecones up her ass, countless eceleb careers destroyed by their own faggotry, a man spreading his ass on live stream, a dried up old thot admitting to using colloidal silver as lube and nearly getting raped in Compton by a Latin King, the sagging skin of a man that eats cheeseburgers out of the trashcan... I've seen things that cannot be unseen, the impossible become possible... It wouldn't shock me if DSP somehow got involved and it would probably cause one of the greatest shitstorms we've ever seen.

 

[Solomon]

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HOLY FUCK

This should be a PSA,

"The Faces of Gunt"

I could see this on an advertising placard at a bus stop.

That's not actually Ethan in that picture on the left is it?

 

[Smarty Pants]

That's not actually Ethan in that picture on the left is it?

No that's him. You see the result of a year without prison right there in that post.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

That's not actually Ethan in that picture on the left is it?

Proof it's him Tweet | Archive

 

[Accoutrement]

No that's him. You see the result of a year without prison right there in that post.

Ralph tries to take credit for losing weight while in prison. I assume everyone loses weight in prison since you can't drink or over-eat.

That's not actually Ethan in that picture on the left is it?

Proof it's him Tweet | Archive

it's also his Patreon picture

 

[Squire of Gothos]

it's also his Patreon picture

It's probably the best picture of himself that he has which is pretty sad. He looks somewhat normal in the picture, all he had to do was not eat like a degenerate and drink moderately and he'd still look like this. AA is definitely needed along with a diet and some workout, I fear without his wife being there all the time he's just going to relapse every time she flies back to the UK.

 

[Liquid Cool]

Ralph tries to take credit for losing weight while in prison. I assume everyone loses weight in prison since you can't drink or over-eat.

I worked with a guy who went to jail for 4 months, he said that there's no way you can get jacked in prison without steroids since the meals are so small, there's not enough calories to grow.

 

[Accoutrement]

It's probably the best picture of himself that he has which is pretty sad. He looks somewhat normal in the picture, all he had to do was not eat like a degenerate and drink moderately and he'd still look like this. AA is definitely needed along with a diet and some workout, I fear without his wife being there all the time he's just going to relapse every time she flies back to the UK.

imagine being so desperate for human contact that you marry a woman who doesn't live with you.

 

[Takodachi]

So, if you were to take a wild guess.
bullet or hanging?

 

[Degenerated]

So, if you were to take a wild guess.
bullet or hanging?

cop

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

God damn Bryan, it's just an ashes to ashes metaphor. Roll with it, man

Wait Mall Xplorer is KoP? I heard he got found out in the Jim thread but I didn’t look into it much.

 

[Gypsymagic]

So, if you were to take a wild guess.
bullet or hanging?

I don't know if there's a rope strong enough in this world that can hold Ralph's fatty droopy gunt.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

How could someone with a successful enterprise that doesn’t really seem to involve much work get burned out?
Thankfully (lol), I no longer have to wonder about this phenomenon because I have fallen victim to it myself.

What a fucking fruitcake.
MundaneMatt levels of retarded.

 

[Mr.Downer]

cop

He goes all implied suicide on twitter, zoom or someone with his dox calls the cops on him to do a wellness check and right as ralph is about to hang himself, the cops open the door (ralph had the door unlocked in case someone walks in on him to try and stop him) which pisses ralph off as he chugged a couple maker's mark and woodford reserves beforehand and is drunk out of his mind, resulting in him going apeshit and tries to punch a cop in which he misses and gets jailed AGAIN.

 

[tuscangarder]

Jim to me seems so neutered after his dox dropped. I used to watch all his stuff but now he's just so boring.

It pains me to say this but he really is the new Spoony. Collecting patreon money and doing fuck all for his fans but waste away playing his shitty vidya.

Yup. He honestly is as entertaining as Ralph now. Jim really doesnt have much room to talk. His last streams were playing internet memes that everyone already had seen 10 years ago.

 

[Xyllon]

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[tuscangarder]

Ralph tries to take credit for losing weight while in prison. I assume everyone loses weight in prison since you can't drink or over-eat.



it's also his Patreon picture

I worked with a guy who went to jail for 4 months, he said that there's no way you can get jacked in prison without steroids since the meals are so small, there's not enough calories to

Commissary is a thing. You can buy all the honey buns and tuna you want. Just don't get robbed. People get jacked in prison without roids by purchasing high protein foods and working out. Or stay a fat by eating ho-hos and sleeping or playing cards all day.

I assume Ralph was too broke to buy honey buns. Or robbed by gang members.