🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[itsoktobewhite]

Inb4 another ‘wellness check’ that finds jceasar187 hanging from a ceiling fan due to Jim’s “fallen from grace” comments

 

[verissimus]

Inb4 another ‘wellness check’ that finds jceasar187 hanging from a ceiling fan due to Jim’s “fallen from grace” comments

What ceiling fan could possibly hold him in place?

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Inb4 another ‘wellness check’ that finds jceasar187 hanging from a ceiling fan due to Jim’s “fallen from grace” comments

I don't think a ceiling fan can hold Ralph, my man.

@verissimus Great minds think alike, I guess.

 

[Marco Fucko]

Inb4 another ‘wellness check’ that finds jceasar187 hanging from a ceiling fan due to Jim’s “fallen from grace” comments

The cops open the door to find Gunthan crying on the floor, a wooden beam attached to a rope attached to his neck.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

LMAO, can this fucker even do a show? How do you not have enough material to work with? What's the matter Ralph?

Ralph literally had his favorite topic of that Smollett guy throw onto his lap, along with Article 13 shit, and more salt from the Russiagate people... he would have had a great stream tonight... He's either plastered drunk or dead.

 

[Lord Akira]

What ceiling fan could possibly hold him in place?

Not a ceiling fan, but perhaps https://www.inaturalist.org/lists/570679-Common-Native-Trees-of-Virginia could withstand the gunt's gravitational pull, now the question if they manufacture the rope that can bear such a load.

 

[donjulio]

Not a ceiling fan, but perhaps https://www.inaturalist.org/lists/570679-Common-Native-Trees-of-Virginia could withstand the gunt's gravitational pull, now the question if they manufacture the rope that can bear such a load.

Well maybe...?

 

[Gypsymagic]

Jim to me seems so neutered after his dox dropped. I used to watch all his stuff but now he's just so boring.

It pains me to say this but he really is the new Spoony. Collecting patreon money and doing fuck all for his fans but waste away playing his shitty vidya.

I disagree, Jim's streams on stream me were some of the best streams he's done since his old nigger riot streams back in 2015-2016.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

All we need now is another Ralph vs. Bryan Dunn autism match while Tonka wonders why the fuck he's listening to spergs get upset about gamergate in the current year to bring Ralph's story arc full circle

Nobody wants to hear a drunk fat guy yell at me "YOU RUINED GOOBERGATE I CAN YELL OVER YOU MOTHERFUCKER AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHH I SEE YOU TYPING ABOUT ME ON THE FARMS YOU FUCKING SPERG I WIN ILL RUIN YOUR LIFE AHHHH AHHH" while I just sit there stunned that he still gives a fuck about me saying his show fucking sucks shit also
Random.txt much?

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

I disagree, Jim's streams on stream me were some of the best streams he's done since his old nigger riot streams back in 2015-2016.

God that fucking Baltimore is burning stream was amazing.

He's a utter exceptional individual when he thinks the UK is some symbol of the EU, constantly bringing up the wank license.

You're right, the UK is even worse.
:^)

 

[Liquid Cool]

Is there no Killstream? Holy shit, all you have to do is sit on a livestream and talk about today's news. It's not even like it was a slow news day. A retard could do this and he just ghosts. What a fucking idiot. It's literally the easiest job in the known world.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Is there no Killstream? Holy shit, all you have to do is sit on a livestream and talk about today's news. It's not even like it was a slow news day. an exceptional individual could do this and he just ghosts. What a fucking idiot. It's literally the easiest job in the known world.

Is it possibly due to Jim's statements? Is that even likely that Ralph took jims words to heart and swallowed all the makers mark he could get his hands on? I cant imagine that itd hurt his ego that bad.

 

[Lord Akira]

Nobody wants to hear a drunk fat guy yell at me "YOU RUINED GOOBERGATE I CAN YELL OVER YOU MOTHERFUCKER AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHH I SEE YOU TYPING ABOUT ME ON THE FARMS YOU FUCKING SPERG I WIN ILL RUIN YOUR LIFE AHHHH AHHH" while I just sit there stunned that he still gives a fuck about me saying his show fucking sucks shit also
Random.txt much?

I disagree, if you can get him to sperg as he did at Dispatch, then it will all be worth the "effort" (which is you just sitting there as you said).

 

[Bryan Dunn]

I disagree, if you can get him to sperg as he did at Dispatch, then it will all be worth the "effort" (which is you just sitting there as you said).

The last time I told him "no u" about gamergate and people using it to make money he wrote 4 bullshit hitpieces on me, contacted my exgf, used her to take jabs at me and continued to forward shit to people who disliked me in hopes they would fuck with me in real life. It took me having to call him about legal action and settling matters like adults outside of court(via phonecalls) to get his ass to stop. Hes a petty vindictive little man and I prefer to not get caught up in his bullshit mess and just sit back and criticize the dumpster fire like everyone else as an onlooker. I enjoyed his shows when they were good and I meant what I said when I told him I wished him well even when he let CRP on his show to randomly accuse me of being an unstable child rapist with no bearing in reality or proof or rebuttle to his statements which were complete bullshit because I wrote CRPs thread here. While Nora made insane claims that I am a monster in real life when she doesnt know me or my life to begin with.

Ralph does a pretty good job being a massive fuck up without my help and no, I dont wanna torture myself by volunteering my life up to the gunt.

 

[Accoutrement]

So, no Tweet. Said yesterday there would be a show. Blames everyone else for the decline of the show. "We got kicked off 109 platforms ahuehuehue". They broke the TOS of YouTube, and Stream.me died. They got kicked off of 1 platform kinda. It's almost like Ethan Ralph is a lazy inward that doesn't want to do work. Even though "work" is 1.5 hour stream 5 days a week where he can drink.

I would bet that he hates having to handle the technical shit on his own, so without Zidan or Gator he can't just sit there and bullshit while drinking. 1.5 Hours a Day. Even DSP can "work" for 6 hours a day.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

I guess we can chalk up one more for Jim's kill count.
Who will stop suitless snake?

Spoiler

WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

[Freeman]

I Was Going to Call This the Wages of Gin, but Gin is Disgusting

I used to sit and wonder how anyone would ever suffer from…

theralphretort.com

Spoiler

I used to sit and wonder how anyone would ever suffer from “burnout.” It just didn’t make sense to me. How could someone with a successful enterprise that doesn’t really seem to involve much work get burned out? Just show up, do your shtick, and come back the next day to do it all over again.


Thankfully (lol), I no longer have to wonder about this phenomenon because I have fallen victim to it myself. Even during the halcyon days of the #Killstream, there were many nights when I didn’t want to go on the air. There were even more nights where I did actually end up going on there air, but only with a few drinks to steel my resolve. This, combined with the fact that the drinking usually did make the show better, led to a bit of dependence. Something that wasn’t required at the outset suddenly became more of a necessity. I’ve heard comedians and other entertainers talk about this sort of thing before, but I never truly understood it until recently.


Now, I could just continue to drink and do the show as I have for the past year. In fact, for many months, that was my conscious decision. I’m not breaking any laws, or the terms of my probation, by doing so. But it has affected my overall health and wellbeing. I remember coming out of that hellhole last February like it was yesterday. I was apprehensive about what would come next, but I was fit, rested, and ready. I can no longer lay claim to any of those. As as result, I’ve decided over the last week to reenter the world of sobriety and fitness. It wasn’t easy at first. It still isn’t easy now, either, but I’ve committed to doing it and will continue upon that path.


It’s been a great year, on the whole. I’ve met many amazing people and done things in my internet career that I never thought I would do. But I’ve also played right into the hands of the people who genuinely want to see me fail by giving them ammunition to use against me. Even though much of what has been said about me is false, I can’t blame the real mistakes on anyone other than myself and perhaps the Wall Street Journal. (I kid…mostly.)


Putting out something like this will be seen as a weakness by some. Others will hold it up as an admission of defeat. But there is something freeing about the written word. As magical as a live show can be, a planned, edited declaration is in many ways more risky than an off the cuff statement. So, here it is.


What will I do going forward? Well, it’s obvious that the show itself is in a state of flux. Zidan and Gator have not “left” the show, but they aren’t “there,” either. They’re pursuing interests beyond this realm of the internet and I do not begrudge that in the slightest. I’m sure they will be back around here and there, but I doubt they will be back day in and day out, as they used to be. As a result, I have to either get used to doing the show solo or with revolving co-hosts, until some sort of new balance can be struck. In truth, I’m still working on it. After doing a weekday show with two other people for an entire year, you sort of get used to having them there every night. It takes time to evolve.


That being said, I’m not going to stop. There are still a lot of people who want to watch my program five nights a week. There are still thousands of podcast downloads. It has been a bit of struggle the last couple weeks, like trying to find a lost object in the dark. But there have been good shows as well. I’ll continue to try to build on those while getting back to the booking of entertaining guests. This is not a note of capitulation, it is one of clarification. I thought it would be better than a 100 word tweet about why I wasn’t doing the show tonight. The reason for Tuesday’s absence? I simply didn’t have enough time to prepare due to “real life” commitments and I didn’t want to “phone” something in, even though Jussie Smollett’s bullshit probably would have allowed me to do so.


I will be back Wednesday night and the rest of the week. I’ll also be in New York City the weekend of April 5th, where I look forward to hopefully meeting some of you. I realize this post will be poured over and parsed in videos and streams, but I decided to make it nonetheless. I hope it proved to be a good enough update on the show for those of you who care to read it.


Thank you, as always, for your support.

I Was Going to Call This the Wages of Gin, but Gin is Disgusting

archived 27 Mar 2019 03:34:41 UTC

archive.fo

 

[George Orwell]

The gunt has emerged. Tweeted 2 minutes ago.

I Was Going to Call This the Wages of Gin, but Gin is Disgusting

I used to sit and wonder how anyone would ever suffer from…

theralphretort.com

 

[Smarty Pants]

Ralph wrote an article:

TRR Article | Archive

TL;DR: Ralph is a drunk, lies that he'll get in shape, Zidan and Gator have quit the show and will be irregular co-hosts going forward, admits to making mistakes but none in particular.

How could someone with a successful enterprise that doesn’t really seem to involve much work get burned out?

He thinks he has a successful enterprise. He's in complete denial.

Thankfully (lol), I no longer have to wonder about this phenomenon because I have fallen victim to it myself.

Who the fuck uses "(lol)" in an article?

There were even more nights where I did actually end up going on there air, but only with a few drinks to steel my resolve. This, combined with the fact that the drinking usually did make the show better, led to a bit of dependence. Something that wasn’t required at the outset suddenly became more of a necessity.

Yes Ralph, you're an alcoholic. Every single person is aware of this. The problem with what you're saying here is that you're making it sound as if the Killstream lead to your alcoholism. You've not only been arrested for DUI, but you went to prison for assaulting a police officer while drunk. The show has nothing to do with your dependency.

He doesn't admit that he had an alcohol problem before the Killstream anywhere in the article.

As as result, I’ve decided over the last week to reenter the world of sobriety and fitness. It wasn’t easy at first. It still isn’t easy now, either, but I’ve committed to doing it and will continue upon that path.

Yeah Ralph said that months ago when he was high on Knoxville dopamine and was planning on starting a YouTube wrestle wrestle promotion.

But I’ve also played right into the hands of the people who genuinely want to see me fail by giving them ammunition to use against me. Even though much of what has been said about me is false, I can’t blame the real mistakes on anyone other than myself and perhaps the Wall Street Journal.

He never admits to any particular wrongdoings, doesn't cite a single instance of him doing something wrong.

Zidan and Gator have not “left” the show, but they aren’t “there,” either. They’re pursuing interests beyond this realm of the internet and I do not begrudge that in the slightest.

Breaking news: Zidan and Gator have quit the show.

The rest is filler. He'll be back tomorrow.

 

[George Orwell]

From the article:
" Zidan and Gator have not “left” the show, but they aren’t “there,” either. "

Big oof