🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Smarty Pants]

Didn't Akira say that Ralph knows Jim doesn't come on anymore? I bet that fall from grace comment was like a dagger to the heart because it confirmed what he already knew.

Can someone please post the clip of him saying that? There's a certain gunt that needs to have it rubbed in his face.

EDIT: He just mentioned the gunt again. There goes @theralph's theory that Jim doesn't pay attention to his implosion. Jim said that it's a bad idea to turn on your audience and all Ralph had to do was read superberries. An unironic wellness check would be in order pretty soon.

 

[verissimus]

Predicting that tonight's show will be a 50/50 split of Jussie Smollett and replaying highlights from Jim's stream, Ralph's two favorite topics aside from alcohol and food.

And Carl.

Also Jim throwing some shade/useful advice at Ralph for going after his own fans. Again I ask, how's it feel Colonel?

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Can someone please post the clip of him saying that? There's a certain gunt that needs to have it rubbed in his face.

Spoiler

Son, you've got a way to fall

 

[Smarty Pants]

Baked Retort.

Spoiler

This is a different clip from the one goku posted

 

[Sam Losco]

Yes but I don't care. In fact I think it's funnier if that's the case. He thinks that's it's Zoom/Dispatch/cow/KF conspiring to bring him down and it makes his show an ever growing shitstorm. I think he hinted that the dislikes come from bots last Friday. He's completely lost the plot and his puny brain is trying to build a reality where none of it is his fault. He wants to believe that reading the news, screening callers, having fucking Flamenco of all people to co-host will allow him to make as much money as he did when his show was worth watching.

This is about where your direct reply to me should have stopped because everything past this has nothing to do with what I was saying.

It doesn't matter what he or his mentally handicapped fans think. What made Donga's implosion great was his hubris. The more money Ralph loses the more his online ego grows. We've seen this guy cry about how he doesn't even like himself a week or two ago when he was drunk out of his mind in Miami, we know it's all an act. It confirmed what @Lord Akira was saying previously - Ralph knows everything is going down the tubes.

I don't think you realize just how much of a bullshitter Ralph is. He tells boldface lies to his audience. The Warski fight was kayfabe, he didn't laugh with Plate Gang when they were doxing and fucking with paypigs, they're botting the dislikes, Zidan is still a co-host, there were 5 cop cars during his "swatting" last week, then there was just one cop at his door, etc.

First he defends Zoom from his pedo allegations, then he calls him a pedo. First Null is a cool guy, then he's an incel fleeing the country, now he's back to being a cool guy again now that he's all over the news.

It was hilarious when JF and Donga were getting the cops called on them but now I'M CALLING THE POLICE AND GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER REEEEEEEE! DONATE TO MY KICKFUNDME!

I never said it does matter what his fans think and not only do I do realize how full of shit Ralph is, but that has nothing to do with what I was saying about how I, personally, would like to see it end.

The rest of your post is just sperging about Ralph.

Ethan doesn't believe half the shit that comes out of his mouth, and you shouldn't concern yourself with the people who do.

I don't and have no idea how you are getting that I do from my last couple of posts. Calm down man.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Didn't Akira say that Ralph knows Jim doesn't come on anymore? I bet that fall from grace comment was like a dagger to the heart because it confirmed what he already knew.

Now the important question. Does Ralph respond? I'm sure the chat will inform him of this quote or someone will throw him a couple bucks bringing it up.

I'm going to guess he will ignore it or have some kind of canned cucked response to the whole thing like "well you know, I really like Jim but I think he's been listening to a lot of the misinformation being posted by /cow/ and Kiwi Farms so I don't think he knows the full story." But who knows, that comment could be the final straw for Ralph and he might do a full spergout, here's hoping

 

[Smarty Pants]

I don't and have no idea how you are getting that I do from my last couple of posts. Calm down man.

I never said it does matter what his fans think and not only do I do realize how full of shit Ralph is, but that has nothing to do with what I was saying about how I, personally, would like to see it end.

You were talking about Ralph's perception of the situation and his spin for the fans, that's why I wrote what I wrote.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Man I had forgotten all about Ral

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It's funny, Metokur has already racked up more superchats in a 5 minute pre-stream than Ralph makes in an entire night. We know for sure Ralph is watching this right now. I wonder how it makes him feel to see this?

Probably makes him cry over his trash burger.

 

[Lord Akira]

And Carl.

Also Jim throwing some shade/useful advice at Ralph for going after his own fans. Again I ask, how's it feel Colonel?

Well between articles 11 and 13 and Jim's disavowal of The Ralph Retard Tonite, maybe the gunt can kiss Sargon of Swindon's ring and join the skeptic community once Veeh and the rest of the European skeptics get wiped out.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Well between articles 11 and 13 and Jim's disavowal of The Ralph exceptional individual Tonite, maybe the gunt can kiss Sargon of Swindon's ring and join the skeptic community once Veeh and the rest of the European skeptics get wiped out.

The only way for Ralph to move forward on the internet is to join the Irony Bros or something. The skeptics wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole.

EDIT: Ralph hasn't cancelled or announced a stream for today. I guess he never recovered from Jim's comments, which were quite tame to be honest.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Zoom is reaching nu-Killstream numbers now.

All he's doing is reading the news too, he really did take Ralph's job.

Edit: It just dropped to 600, I call botting shenanigans.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

EDIT: Ralph hasn't cancelled or announced a stream for today. I guess he never recovered from Jim's comments, which were quite tame to be honest.

Very curious, I noticed something too when I looked at my recommended feed:

He fired this stream up roughly 20 minutes ago, is the Quarterpounder going to step up to challenge Ralph in his timeslot? Ralph will be below 1K viewers by the end of April if he has to start facing competition.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Zoom is reaching nu-Killstream numbers now.

All he's doing is reading the news too, he really did take Ralph's job.

He's back at 460. It was bots.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Jim to me seems so neutered after his dox dropped. I used to watch all his stuff but now he's just so boring.

It pains me to say this but he really is the new Spoony. Collecting patreon money and doing fuck all for his fans but waste away playing his shitty vidya.

 

[Mr.Downer]

no guntretort stream tonight?

 

[Lord Akira]

Jim to me seems so neutered after his dox dropped. I used to watch all his stuff but now he's just so boring.

It pains me to say this but he really is the new Spoony. Collecting patreon money and doing fuck all for his fans but waste away playing his shitty vidya.

After seeing him get 14K for some boomer takes and god knows how much in paypigbux, his fans deserve what they pay for. I was at the gym trying to listen, but it was painfully dull, luckily one of my favorite DJs dropped a new studio mix, so I had something enjoyable to listen to.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Jim to me seems so neutered after his dox dropped. I used to watch all his stuff but now he's just so boring.

It pains me to say this but he really is the new Spoony. Collecting patreon money and doing fuck all for his fans but waste away playing his shitty vidya.

I'd argue the Spoony comparison still doesn't work.
Lazy and promises content but rarely delivers? Yes.
Lashes out at fans and is a mental defect? No.

The way I see it is that Jim is pretty open about his habits and his fans are pretty aware as well, if you're paypigging under any other impression then you are deluding yourself.

After seeing him get 14K for some boomer takes and god knows how much in paypigbux, his fans deserve what they pay for. I was at the gym trying to listen, but it was painfully dull, luckily one of my favorite DJs dropped a new studio mix, so I had something enjoyable to listen to.

I generally don't see boomers going full blackpill about the internet. I don't know I got vibes today similar to this video, so I enjoyed the stream for the most part.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

After seeing him get 14K for some boomer takes and god knows how much in paypigbux, his fans deserve what they pay for. I was at the gym trying to listen, but it was painfully dull, luckily one of my favorite DJs dropped a new studio mix, so I had something enjoyable to listen to.

He's going for the low hanging fruit that's the thing. I'm from the EU and don't give a fuck about article 11 and 13 because I can't give a fuck. Nothing is honestly going to change for me anytime soon. He's a utter retard when he thinks the UK is some symbol of the EU, constantly bringing up the wank license.
He's totally avoiding burning any bridges, I remember how he messed with Baked, Donga, Matt and Sargon. Now he's turning into another "I bitch about the news, support my patreon but fuck you if you want shit from me".

Currently Zoom, Nick and Feeder overlord have the best streams to watch, each for their own reasons.

 

[verissimus]

no guntretort stream tonight?

LMAO, can this fucker even do a show? How do you not have enough material to work with? What's the matter Ralph?

 

[Least Concern]

Ugh. Once again, the drunk can't stick to a schedule. And even if he were on again tonight, I bet Zidan and Gator would still be mysteriously gone and we'd have that edgelord roo in their place again.

I'm out. I lasted longer than most of the rest of you, apparently, but I can no longer care more about Ralph's show than Ralph himself. Here's hoping for a redemption arc some day, but I won't hold my breath.

Go to AA, Ralph.