🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Perspicacity powiedział(a):
Ralph avoided being trolled in two ways that are pretty obvious now. His decision making abilities are limited at best thanks to blatant alcoholism which also magnifies his incredibly thin skin to any kind of criticism or trolling. The main problem was that Discord, he was told multiple times to just fucking nuke it but he didn't. Whether he was feigning ignorance or was actively taking part of fucking with people is up for debate. The only thing that can be said for sure is that Ralph can't take trolling and didn't want to be trolled himself. You can see his mental state crashed and burned with the gunt meme, it absolutely destroyed him. I think that actually disgusts people more than anything else as he actively took glee is destroying other people and a simple picture of his gunt hanging out made the man mental. Why the fuck would they post that picture in the first place I'll never know.

His major mistakes.
  1. He let the Zoom crew on his show regularly to talk shit.
  2. He sacrificed his pay piggies to be trolled into oblivion in his place, too bad he ran out of them.
  3. His Discord was completely out of control and he could have easily nuked it.
  4. He let his gunt hang out for the world to see.
Ralph can still save his show if he actually puts in the work and puts down the bottle. His drinking is like a baby with a pacifier and as long as he acts like a 300 lb toddler he will continued to be trolled into irrelevancy. It's all very sad really.
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The question is will Ralph go with a bang or will he just fade into nothingness??
 
5 Mins in paint (tried to make Ralph look pixelated like a ps2 character model)
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Fully Eshay Skits Bruh powiedział(a):
I feel as though Ralph is just returning to his old ways, one of these examples is the LeoPirate stream where Leo and him were arguing about an article Ralph wrote, which led to Ralph sperging out and kicking Leo out of the stream. The stream is unlisted but I downloaded it, if only I wasn't so exceptional on how to archive it.
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Give me your Nike TN's and Nautica clothing and I'll archive it for ya adlay
 
Psicopax powiedział(a):
God if this isn't a blast from the past. Imagine the breaking story of your career, the hill you are preparing to die on, is a story about a single Twitter pedophile.

"MILO SAID I DID IT! MILO SAID IT! ITS IN HIS ARTICLE!"

Imagine his fat tiddies and gunt jiggling as he gets mad and screams into a microphone.

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Even back then he was obsessed with 8chan
 
A Humble Ewok powiedział(a):
His streams are what I imagine pre-IBS Kumite were like, but with sound effects. I bet a lot of former kumitards have gravitated towards him. I don't like his show, but I could get the appeal for people who used to watch Tonka and Failure even when there was no shit going down. I prefer stupid stoner cog to try-hard intellectual cog, which is not saying much. Oh yeah...

PUFF HARDER, PUFF HARDER
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Cog was a die-hard orbiter of Tonka for a year or so, and in classic Tonka dickrider fashion if Tonka or Vamp wanted something done, he'd do it. He provided screenshots of himself being involved in ops (not really gay ops) against people, and if Tonka or Vamp were DMing him saying to remove someone, he would. He learned all of this from Tonka and Vamp.

He gained a lot of traction during the charity stream scam. Broski North--another Tonka dickrider--claimed to have non-Hodgkin lymphoma. His friends Optic Decay, Joachim Hoch, Underwater Alex Jones, Queen of Bantz, and others decided to hold a "charity stream" for him, claiming it was for his cancer medication (since Canadian healthcare doesn't pay for that, supposedly). They claimed to have raised the money in two hours and then after that said once or twice that the rest of the money would be used to pay for a "new gaming computer". Guests after the initial fundraising even weren't told about it, leading Andy Warski and Cog to raise a stink as they felt like they'd been used. This led to Andy and Failure on that Monday's Kumite to shit on Broski, Tonka deletes it, Cog continues to go after him. Broski eventually releases a picture that he claims is the scar (and that it's infected), but it drives a wedge between Cog and Tonka at that point because Tonka remains neutral on the entire situation.

A couple of weeks later, Cog ends up getting demonetized on YouTube because of "reuploads", which I guess was because of clipping channels. I don't know. In any case, Tonka and Vamp aren't talking about Cog at all, but Cog spergs out about them remaining silent (If I remember correctly, he said that Tonka's silence "is akin to approval" of the demonetization). Optic and Broski laugh at him, and when Cog spergs out even harder and tells Tonka to make them stop, Tonka and Vamp laugh at him too, causing Cog to finally sever all ties (and then bring on people who don't like Tonka, like myself). As I said, he gained a lot of popularity at this point because of the Broski scam, and the breaking with Tonka put him solidly in the Ralph/Andy corner, which means he got some love from them as well. In general, Cog has latched on to people with larger audiences in order to grow himself (and I use the term latched because he doesn't grow organically), and then when they outlive their usefulness he bails on them, usually with some drama (look at Tonka, look at Thomas Ellington, look at Ralph).

In terms of content, he does cop videos covered already by Donut Operator and Mike the Cop (go subscribe to them, you can't go wrong there), including shooting videos which he slows down and replays over and over because, as he told me previously, "If I have 30 minutes of content, I can easily drag that out to two hours without co-hosts". That's why you'll have a three-minute dashcam video that he'll drag out to 15 because he needs to "see it again". Since his breakup with Tonka he's gravitated towards e-drama because it makes him more money (look at his superchats), and considering he lives in British section 8 housing, has no job, and apparently has a new girlfriend (he was previously "engaged" to an American, Olenska, but she broke it off not too long ago and almost immediately he started banging some new broad, makes you think) coupled with the weed addiction, it's how he's making money right now. Any small amount of drama he'll latch on to to rake in those shekels, because he doesn't want to lose out on this moneymaker.

EDIT: As for his soundboard bullshit, he's been told God knows how many times it's never balanced for those on Discord or in calls with him, and that it will (generally) blow out peoples eardrums. He only recently trimmed it and lowered the sound so it's not as painful, after my first post that he sperg'd out about on here about him.

Also an edit: Subscribe to the Bluntstream. It's the only former-IBS show worth watching now. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQ1Diq0oMGla5CpnSGORkbA
 
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Spectre_06 powiedział(a):
Cog was a die-hard orbiter of Tonka for a year or so, and in classic Tonka dickrider fashion if Tonka or Vamp wanted something done, he'd do it. He provided screenshots of himself being involved in ops (not really gay ops) against people, and if Tonka or Vamp were DMing him saying to remove someone, he would. He learned all of this from Tonka and Vamp.

He gained a lot of traction during the charity stream scam. Broski North--another Tonka dickrider--claimed to have non-Hodgkin lymphoma. His friends Optic Decay, Joachim Hoch, Underwater Alex Jones, Queen of Bantz, and others decided to hold a "charity stream" for him, claiming it was for his cancer medication (since Canadian healthcare doesn't pay for that, supposedly). They claimed to have raised the money in two hours and then after that said once or twice that the rest of the money would be used to pay for a "new gaming computer". Guests after the initial fundraising even weren't told about it, leading Andy Warski and Cog to raise a stink as they felt like they'd been used. This led to Andy and Failure on that Monday's Kumite to shit on Broski, Tonka deletes it, Cog continues to go after him. Broski eventually releases a picture that he claims is the scar (and that it's infected), but it drives a wedge between Cog and Tonka at that point because Tonka remains neutral on the entire situation.

A couple of weeks later, Cog ends up getting demonetized on YouTube because of "reuploads", which I guess was because of clipping channels. I don't know. In any case, Tonka and Vamp aren't talking about Cog at all, but Cog spergs out about them remaining silent (If I remember correctly, he said that Tonka's silence "is akin to approval" of the demonetization). Optic and Broski laugh at him, and when Cog spergs out even harder and tells Tonka to make them stop, Tonka and Vamp laugh at him too, causing Cog to finally sever all ties (and then bring on people who don't like Tonka, like myself). As I said, he gained a lot of popularity at this point because of the Broski scam, and the breaking with Tonka put him solidly in the Ralph/Andy corner, which means he got some love from them as well. In general, Cog has latched on to people with larger audiences in order to grow himself (and I use the term latched because he doesn't grow organically), and then when they outlive their usefulness he bails on them, usually with some drama (look at Tonka, look at Thomas Ellington, look at Ralph).

In terms of content, he does cop videos covered already by Donut Operator and Mike the Cop (go subscribe to them, you can't go wrong there), including shooting videos which he slows down and replays over and over because, as he told me previously, "If I have 30 minutes of content, I can easily drag that out to two hours without co-hosts". That's why you'll have a three-minute dashcam video that he'll drag out to 15 because he needs to "see it again". Since his breakup with Tonka he's gravitated towards e-drama because it makes him more money (look at his superchats), and considering he lives in British section 8 housing, has no job, and apparently has a new girlfriend (he was previously "engaged" to an American, Olenska, but she broke it off not too long ago and almost immediately he started banging some new broad, makes you think) coupled with the weed addiction, it's how he's making money right now. Any small amount of drama he'll latch on to to rake in those shekels, because he doesn't want to lose out on this moneymaker.

EDIT: As for his soundboard bullshit, he's been told God knows how many times it's never balanced for those on Discord or in calls with him, and that it will (generally) blow out peoples eardrums. He only recently trimmed it and lowered the sound so it's not as painful, after my first post that he sperg'd out about on here about him.

Also an edit: Subscribe to the Bluntstream. It's the only former-IBS show worth watching now. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQ1Diq0oMGla5CpnSGORkbA
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Why would you want to put AP in the spotlight? Imagine what the IBS curse will do to his heart.
 
Goku 1000000 O powiedział(a):
Why would you want to put AP in the spotlight? Imagine what the IBS curse will do to his heart.
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Motherfucker had three heart attacks in the span of a month, and took 20 joules to the chest while awake (personal note, that is NOT fun). If the wrong stint size couldn't kill him the curse won't either.
 
Tip of the day. Kill the people giving you money. And watch child porn with swatter. Also you're better than everyone else. It doesn't matter that your wife doesn't love you anymore and your mother's dying while you go fuck off to Richmond to piss off violent people. You do You @theralph! Regret nothing! Live long and prosper! Fuck the haters!
 
Sam Losco powiedział(a):
If people actively attack him trying to take him down, it'll only reinforce in his mind that he is in the right, that he's not doing anything wrong, but it's just haters trying to ruin him.
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Yes but I don't care. In fact I think it's funnier if that's the case. He thinks that's it's Zoom/Dispatch/cow/KF conspiring to bring him down and it makes his show an ever growing shitstorm. I think he hinted that the dislikes come from bots last Friday. He's completely lost the plot and his puny brain is trying to build a reality where none of it is his fault. He wants to believe that reading the news, screening callers, having fucking Flamenco of all people to co-host will allow him to make as much money as he did when his show was worth watching.

It doesn't matter what he or his mentally handicapped fans think. What made Donga's implosion great was his hubris. The more money Ralph loses the more his online ego grows. We've seen this guy cry about how he doesn't even like himself a week or two ago when he was drunk out of his mind in Miami, we know it's all an act. It confirmed what @Lord Akira was saying previously - Ralph knows everything is going down the tubes.

I don't think you realize just how much of a bullshitter Ralph is. He tells boldface lies to his audience. The Warski fight was kayfabe, he didn't laugh with Plate Gang when they were doxing and fucking with paypigs, they're botting the dislikes, Zidan is still a co-host, there were 5 cop cars during his "swatting" last week, then there was just one cop at his door, etc.

First he defends Zoom from his pedo allegations, then he calls him a pedo. First Null is a cool guy, then he's an incel fleeing the country, now he's back to being a cool guy again now that he's all over the news.

It was hilarious when JF and Donga were getting the cops called on them but now I'M CALLING THE POLICE AND GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER REEEEEEEE! DONATE TO MY KICKFUNDME!

Ethan doesn't believe half the shit that comes out of his mouth, and you shouldn't concern yourself with the people who do.
 
Rabbi Yehonatan powiedział(a):
The question is will Ralph go with a bang or will he just fade into nothingness??
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Both.

Smarty Pants powiedział(a):
He's completely lost the plot and his puny brain is trying to build a reality where none of it is his fault.
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This ought to terrify people, tbh. This is the kind of mental failings that keep me up at night.

We're all prone to this kind of behavior, but we (most of us anyway) keep it in check. This is the kind of mental imprisonment even the most dystopian and horrid books cannot relate to their reader.

It's like the "imagine a boot, stomping on a human face, forever" meme except it's both your face and your foot in the boot. It's scary as fuck.

Smarty Pants powiedział(a):
Ethan doesn't believe half the shit that comes out of his mouth, and you shouldn't concern yourself with the people who do.
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Snakes get a lot of shit by being a comparison to evil, but I have to say he's a "snake" if I've ever seen one.

Even managed to shed his previous history like an old skin.
 
Lord Akira powiedział(a):
Predicting that tonight's show will be a 50/50 split of Jussie Smollett and replaying highlights from Jim's stream, Ralph's two favorite topics aside from alcohol and food.
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It's funny, Metokur has already racked up more superchats in a 5 minute pre-stream than Ralph makes in an entire night. We know for sure Ralph is watching this right now. I wonder how it makes him feel to see this?
 
So with Jim saying that TRR has had a fall from grace will that be enough for Ralph to finally step back and assess what went wrong the last couple of months? I'm doubtful that it will, but if anything could wake him up it's Jim.
 
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