👓 TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

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Blue Jerkop powiedział(a):
I'm sure some former D-list Youtuber calling one of the most famous living singers in the world "kid" although she's like 30 years older than him is going to convince her.
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The funniest part is that when he tweets at any famous (or just more popular) person, he genuinely does want their personal attention. Noah's not exactly a social climber but he has a pattern of wanting the light of day from guys like Richard Garriott, Reb Brown, Mark Hamill, Jimmy Fallon and the numerous journalists, lawyers, politicians and talking heads he regularly tweets at, whether he idolises them or hates them.
 
Spoony has become a comfy lolcow, I know that no matter how long I avert my gaze from this corner of the internet, Spoony will still be not making videos, spending 18 hours a day on Twitter, and being mad at the internet. He's the macaroni and cheese of lolcows.
 
Krimjob powiedział(a):
True, I don't think the same legal implications apply like they do in crowdfunding (Such as Kickstarter campaigns being legally binding).
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I don't see why they would. It's not like Patreon is promising anything, it's not an exchange service, and even if it was Spoony's not falsely advertising anything. If Patreon takes him down, he's gonna complain about being forced to live on the street, his few remaining fans are gonna complain that their options are being restricted, and Patreon gets $20 less per month. Who's gonna complain about Patreon keeping him up? His old fans who think he's conning people? He's a hell of a lot less of a con man than most of the other lolcows we got.
 
seargentkabukiman powiedział(a):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gmKXdVwrobMall credit goes to DHI ,starts at 3:30
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Poor Spoony, guy just can't catch a break. I'm surprised he didn't blame Trump.
Props to whoever found this, btw

RJ MacReady powiedział(a):
Ultimately what Noah wants is for all of his problems - financial, physical, mental - to disappear magically with no effort on his behalf. I don't think he sees suicide as the solution because he still wants to live, just without his problems.
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yep, Spoony wouldn't kill himself for this reason. Generally people who commit suicide do give out "signals" before it happens but its not overt stuff like this, it's more subtle, since someone who commits suicide is generally already past the point of no return, and believe they have made a calculated decision after weighing their options. Spoony is the type who might "attempt suicide" or pretend to, for more sympathy and maybe some donation money or NEETbux. I could see him taking a "Slippin' Jimmy" type move to get on the governments dime for the remainder.

Suck the Cock powiedział(a):
I don't see why they would. It's not like Patreon is promising anything, it's not an exchange service, and even if it was Spoony's not falsely advertising anything.
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Yeah, I remember hearing the theory awhile back that he was purposely not updating Patreon because that would trigger an email to go out to his donors, which would cause them to realize they were still donating to him and hadn't cancelled it - and would then serve as a reminder to cancel it.
 
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Xarpho powiedział(a):
Autistic theory--what if Spoony found out sometime in late 2014 that JewWario was the groomer long before those accusations came to light but after his death, and that's why it "hit him hard" enough to not produce content anymore, even if he never admitted it? In reality, it's rather unlikely, and the only reason why it's remotely plausible of Spoony's non-reaction in 2018 over the truth about JewWario.
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Maybe he didnt cared abouth whamen anymore at that time. One of them murdered his unborn child with a smug face....
 
Stoneheart powiedział(a):
Maybe he didnt cared abouth whamen anymore at that time. One of them murdered his unborn child with a smug face....
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The Nostalgia Chick aborting Spoony's kid was just a rumor cooked up by Mister Metokur. I have no idea who the father of Lindsey's cluster of cells was, but I'm pretty certain he wakes up every morning glad he doesn't have to put up with her shit.
 
It's always nice to see a washed up nobody male feminist tell a woman he doesn't know and who is far more successful, powerful, and richer than he is to "shut the fuck up" as friendly advice.
 
Pokemonquistador powiedział(a):
The Nostalgia Chick aborting Spoony's kid was just a rumor cooked up by Mister Metokur. I have no idea who the father of Lindsey's cluster of cells was, but I'm pretty certain he wakes up every morning glad he doesn't have to put up with her shit.
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Yeah, I think that like Metokur saying Spoony might have AIDS it was just him goofing on the absurdity of the situation. But we're internet autists, we miss sarcasm at times.
 
I think this might be the closest Noah's yet gotten to explicitly blaming Trump for all of his problems.

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Crimes committed, with evidence:
Trump: 0
Spoony: 1

If there's anyone on Twitter who still cares about Spoony they should tell him to present this damning "blatant" evidence that proves orange man is bad, and/or just fucking move on.
 
"I used to make online videos about geeky things that were really popular. Now I spend all of my time holed up in my house, isolated from the outside world. But I TOTALLY know exactly what's going on with American politics guys!"
 
The more I read about Spoony's problems, the more I hate the guy. This dude knew how to entertain me and countless others by playing shitty games and reviewing movies nobody gave a shit about and I found it genuinely fun to watch. Now I can only see a deranged man who can't stop talking about politics and blaming everyone but himself of his problems. I lived 13 years under a government I didn't agree with in the slightest but never stopped working or doing what I wanted because of it but this bozo can't stop complaining and making a fucking fool out of himself because ORANGE MAN BAD. It's disappointing to the point of anger.
 
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