🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

That isn't "moving on". That isn't moving on at all. That's moving in and bringing all your baggage with you.

"Worked my ass off"...LOL, OK sport. You're still a shit person and your songs are total garbage. A minute and a half is OK for a punk rock song, but only half the length of your average pop song.
He's as punk as Mike Pence's underwear drawer.
 
I'd love to know if the porn star blocked him after that little chimpout. What a fantastic way to woo and flatter!

@TheGreatCitracett has it bang on the nose, though. Russ's next official target(s) are female politicians. If he can't get power, fame and influence through 'The Biz' and Hollywood, he'll do it through politics instead. Expect him to attempt wooin' and suein' FAKEIO and Harris soon. If he can't use Hollywood and music biz starlets to get the power and pussy he wants, those politician bitches who have to do as they're told if they say they're PROGRESSIVE are just as good. After all, Russ put in so much effort trying to impress them with his brothel legalisation challenge, who the hell are they to ignore his ideas? He's a disabled man. You can't ignore him, that's discrimination!
 
That isn't "moving on". That isn't moving on at all. That's moving in and bringing all your baggage with you.

"Worked my ass off"...LOL, OK sport. You're still a shit person and your songs are total garbage. A minute and a half is OK for a punk rock song, but only half the length of your average pop song.

Hey, hey, don't forget about the signs he made.
 
He's as punk as Mike Pence's underwear drawer.

Kind of my point. Russ, as a person, is dull, tame, milquetoast, and ultimately bland, just like his taste in music and movies. I've said it before, but Russ doesn't seem to actually have a taste in music, or even like music. It seems more like he claims to like music that he thinks the people he wants to impress like to seem like he's with it. He sure as hell doesn't enjoy anything as interesting as punk rock (real punk, not the cookie cutter, bubblegum, tweenage angst pop shit they pass off as punk these days). Russ as a person is just boring. If he were to somehow get a girl to go out with him he would bore the poor girl to tears. The only reason spergs like us find him interesting is because spergs like Russ can't help but embarrass themselves by doing foolish things online (and in real life in Russ' case).
 
Peter Sellers has been described as having had no real personality of his own offstage. This seems to be the case with Russ. Outside of the disabled, entitled, wannabe banger of pop stars and whores, there's really nothing at all.
 
He is on one this evening.

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Baby needs his choccy tard cum! (Boy that's an interesting word filter for dairy beverages but makes sense I guess)
It's deleted now, I wonder if too many people messaged asking for links to his "many studies," or if he realized there's no way he'd ever be able to "season his words and actions with grace."
 
Nah, Bo Peep isn't toothy enough. Russell's going for Barbie. She's the original fashion and beauty role model, so of course Russell deserves a doll of her caliber.
Seriously, he really does have the mind of a child. Off brand cereal and chocolate pancakes for dinner, hot cocoa at a coffeeshop, "me want, me want" attitude, non-swears like "frick" and "heck", undying self-centeredness, constant whining that everyone is so mean to him, playground name-calling like "O Fakeio", kiddie handwriting, and the same taste in movies as my three year old nephew.

Barbie actually is Russ’s dream girl. She was based upon “Lili” a cartoon inspired by the saucy, young prostitutes in Germany right after the war who were adept at using their assets to survive.

Russ’s creep senses pick up on Barbie’s troubled escort origins and it’s like a moth to a flame.

 
Barbie actually is Russ’s dream girl. She was based upon “Lili” a cartoon inspired by the saucy, young prostitutes in Germany right after the war who were adept at using their assets to survive.

Russ’s creep senses pick up on Barbie’s troubled escort origins and it’s like a moth to a flame.

You always bring us the most interesting trivia. Sincerely, as a triviafag myself, I very much appreciate it.
 

But why, I mean his disorder is SO fucking rare, and nobody is going to put out a disclaimer that says "Hey dont be a creep". They dont need to and it's also unprofessional. To be honest Im sure a not-insignificant chunk of their revenue comes from guys like Greer or Bulla who fixate on them and spend large sums of money on backstage shit, not realizing what a meet-and-greet actually entails: "Hello how are you!? Nice to meet you, NEXT!" It's like a book signing or any celebrity interaction, youre not supposed to get personal. Look what happened to Vic Mignona, Im surprised Greer isnt lashing out at that disgusting abuse of his position as a celebrity or something. What's his argument here? She didnt even know he existed, let alone his disability, and even if she did, he alone is not enough to warrant a disclaimer.

Also contacting someone you havent talked to in 10 years, you have to expect they arent even gonna respond, especially if you werent especially close and only hung out every now and then. The dude hates men so you know it has to be some girl he knew and possibly creeping on through facebook or instagram. I wonder what he was talking about?
 
Also contacting someone you havent talked to in 10 years, you have to expect they arent even gonna respond, especially if you werent especially close and only hung out every now and then. The dude hates men so you know it has to be some girl he knew and possibly creeping on through facebook or instagram. I wonder what he was talking about?

Asking if she's single, of course.
 
Woah did Russ just say that the random need to warn people is uncalled for?

Russ... buddy... you are the foremost moron on planet earth. Your entire federal suit against Taylor Swift was because you believe there’s a duty to warn you that she won’t fuck you.
And Russ, you did sue Taylor Swift for a date. You offered to drop your suit if she'd go on a date with you. You gave very specific demands for her. You sued Farah Abraham for a date and you only dropped the suit when she threatened to countersue and you found out she didn't have to be there.
 
But why, I mean his disorder is SO fucking rare, and nobody is going to put out a disclaimer that says "Hey dont be a creep". They dont need to and it's also unprofessional. To be honest Im sure a not-insignificant chunk of their revenue comes from guys like Greer or Bulla who fixate on them and spend large sums of money on backstage shit, not realizing what a meet-and-greet actually entails: "Hello how are you!? Nice to meet you, NEXT!" It's like a book signing or any celebrity interaction, youre not supposed to get personal. Look what happened to Vic Mignona, Im surprised Greer isnt lashing out at that disgusting abuse of his position as a celebrity or something. What's his argument here? She didnt even know he existed, let alone his disability, and even if she did, he alone is not enough to warrant a disclaimer.

Also contacting someone you havent talked to in 10 years, you have to expect they arent even gonna respond, especially if you werent especially close and only hung out every now and then. The dude hates men so you know it has to be some girl he knew and possibly creeping on through facebook or instagram. I wonder what he was talking about?
Even if they had these outrageous disclaimers, he wouldn’t listen. He’s proven that by bringing Ariana gifts when it was specifically forbidden and when he thought he found a loophole to send Taylor a song as a “gift” to get into The Biz. He thinks the rules just don’t apply to him and in many instances he’s gotten a pass because people think he is mentally rétarded (like at Ariana’s concert). He plays the mentally rétarded card often, which I think is one reason his kick starter sign looked so exceptional. One, because he sucks at everything, but I think he also thought if people perceived him as mentally handicapped they’d help him out.
 
Even if they had these outrageous disclaimers, he wouldn’t listen. He’s proven that by bringing Ariana gifts when it was specifically forbidden and when he thought he found a loophole to send Taylor a song as a “gift” to get into The Biz. He thinks the rules just don’t apply to him and in many instances he’s gotten a pass because people think he is mentally rétarded (like at Ariana’s concert). He plays the mentally rétarded card often, which I think is one reason his kick starter sign looked so exceptional. One, because he sucks at everything, but I think he also thought if people perceived him as mentally handicapped they’d help him out.

I find it very strange how he does keep playing that card, but also keeps talking about his "college degree" and his absurd legal arguments that he genuinely seems to think are genius. Not like I expect anything he does to make much sense to the average person, but still.
 
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Oh no...

Russ offered the prom queen money for sex didn't he?

I can't be the only one who immediately thought that when he said things got awkward, can I?

Oh that poor girl...
 
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Oh no...

Russ offered the prom queen money for sex didn't he?

I can't be the only one who immediately thought that when he said things got awkward, can I?

Oh that poor girl...
You just know he made some sort of inappropriate pass at her. She was being a nice Mormon girl and entertaining the delusions of God's favorite idiot and he tried to fuck her. What do you want to bet her name was on that kill list in the bathroom?
 
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