🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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- 12 Lut 2019
Now if she could just start losing youtube bucks the world would be in alignment again.
I don't believe that is an actual choker. Its probably a regular necklace for most people. She can't get glasses because they would never fit properly on that fucking moon of a face. She would have to have them custom made.
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- 6 Sty 2019
She's been quite active on twitter since her latest sausage fest video. She retweeted a bunch of stuff then there are these (any repeats are because I had to include the replies or her responses wouldn't make sense):
In response to a ss of someone re-doing her sausage fest calories the correct way:
It took me a long time to gather these and organize them so lmk if there are any mistakes or if you want me to spoiler them. Enjoy. And maybe take a shot everytime she types "literally".
In response to a ss of someone re-doing her sausage fest calories the correct way:
It took me a long time to gather these and organize them so lmk if there are any mistakes or if you want me to spoiler them. Enjoy. And maybe take a shot everytime she types "literally".
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pinkbutterfly
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- 23 Cze 2018
Has the filter interpreted her lowest neck-roll as collarbones?
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- 14 Mar 2019
Our Gorl says she weighs herself every day in one of those tweets! Is the consensus still that she would be physically unable to stand on a scale? Or did she buy some kind of massive scale marketed to bloated tick people like her?
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- 9 Lis 2017
Interesting...Amber claims that the meal was 790 cal, but in a reply (under the same tweet where she claims that) she said that the potatoes 'yielded for' (whatever that means) 1100 cal.(4th screenshot from the top down)
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It wasn't consensus. Amber said so herself. I don't think she got a new scale, though. If she did, she'd have made a video out of it.
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- 12 Kwi 2018
The last time she weighed herself on video she was shaking so much, trying to stand on the scale, she couldn't get it to stop moving. How would she know if she gained or lost now? She's a lah! She's unable to weigh herself.
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- 9 Lis 2017
I agree with @SAVE TWINKIE! . The line on the second chart (total subscribers gained) is still going up. One thing I noticed on the screencap is that the amount of subs/hour is decreasing, which means she stopped buying them.
Some time ago (a year or so), a few farmers and I checked her socialblade and there were spikes in her subscription numbers around the time Amber would wake up or just before she would go to sleep.
The number of subscribers per hour was similar to what the image above showed, and then between 4 PM and 2 AM there would be one hour* when those numbers would jump to tens (or even higher. I can't remember any specific number).
It makes me wonder if she stopped buying subscriptions because (A) she forgot, (B) thinks she doesn't need that anymore (C) money is running low or (D) a combination of any/all.
*Amber falls into the lifestyle vlogger category, and as such, her videos have no permanence (most people won't go back to her older videos and watch those), which is the reason why it's important to upload new videos with a certain frequency (a craft vlogger, for example, can go longer without uploading because their videos have permanence).
The subscriber spike made little sense, since they didn't come on days when she uploaded (which would be the norm for lifestyle vloggers).
The number of subscribers per hour was similar to what the image above showed, and then between 4 PM and 2 AM there would be one hour* when those numbers would jump to tens (or even higher. I can't remember any specific number).
It makes me wonder if she stopped buying subscriptions because (A) she forgot, (B) thinks she doesn't need that anymore (C) money is running low or (D) a combination of any/all.
*Amber falls into the lifestyle vlogger category, and as such, her videos have no permanence (most people won't go back to her older videos and watch those), which is the reason why it's important to upload new videos with a certain frequency (a craft vlogger, for example, can go longer without uploading because their videos have permanence).
The subscriber spike made little sense, since they didn't come on days when she uploaded (which would be the norm for lifestyle vloggers).
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- 8 Lis 2016
They don't want Cuntylynn to block them.
Don't be making assumptions, y'all. Bitches don't need to be using THEIR logic, Amber's logic is the only logic that matters. ???
She said in one of her videos that she gets paid based on views, not subscribers. Was that something she'd recently learned? Is that when she stopped buying subs?
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- 30 Mar 2018
Amber isn't some genius using analytics and reports to determine her youtube growth and the longevity and sustainability of her "career". I doubt that she cares if her subs are dropping or her channel is growing. The hamplanet is dying before our very eyes. inb4 she heads off to that cheesecake factory in the sky.
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- 6 Sty 2019
Regarding the scale: she can technically still weigh herself, the issue is how accurate a reading she can get being unable to stand on it properly and wobbling that much.
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- 9 Lut 2018
Watching our cunty gorl hamsplain nutrition is one of my favourite parts of bearing witness to her early death! We stan a 660lb health guru! 
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- 14 Mar 2018
No booboo, you scanned the package in MFP and it gave you the calories for a serving... Not the whole package.
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- 26 Sie 2018
on what planet was that mukbang 790 calories???? even IF it was she still ate 4-5 servings of sausage and 1.5-2 servings of starchy carbs. Not to mention all the filler and sodium that was in that sausage shit. Then acts like it was a healthy meal.
this is what she doesn't get: not all calories are equal. She ate a plate of garbage (I mean, potatoes are pretty great) it was a shit source of sodium filled protein and an OK choice of a carb. And her portions are out of fucking control. Gorl, it's not that difficult: look at your fat hand. Your palm? That's a protein serving. Make a fist, thats a carb serving. She has a plate piled with food and is like "this is fine". On top of her binges. But, you know, she blew her ass out and is down 2.5lbs so we're all wrong lmao
this is what she doesn't get: not all calories are equal. She ate a plate of garbage (I mean, potatoes are pretty great) it was a shit source of sodium filled protein and an OK choice of a carb. And her portions are out of fucking control. Gorl, it's not that difficult: look at your fat hand. Your palm? That's a protein serving. Make a fist, thats a carb serving. She has a plate piled with food and is like "this is fine". On top of her binges. But, you know, she blew her ass out and is down 2.5lbs so we're all wrong lmao
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- 9 Gru 2018
"...I'm suppose to be eating..."
An average fifth-grader has a better grasp of the English language and grammar. When her parents were slamming meth and her mother was "entertaining" men in their double wide, getting little 200-pound Cuntylynn to school was clearly not a priority. For some reason, they had no problem getting her to McDonalds every day...
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- 9 Lis 2017
I honestly don't know. It's been a while since I checked her socialblade.
Since you asked a philosophical question, here are a few of mine:
- Where is Wasabi? Once I mentioned that she wasn't showing the cats, she was quick to post images and footage of Rarity, but what about Wasabi? Did she "gave" him to Rafe? Did she open the door and he just walked out like Grace?
- Becky made
Whatthefuck
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- 7 Lis 2017
The Wasabi thing really bothers me because, frankly, he's my favorite and he seems to be the most ignored, neglected pet in the KY Fag Shanty. His little adorable mustache just kills me. Also, he's a long haired cat which means he requires brushing or he'll develop mats in his fur and will have trouble eliminating. You know that bitch isn't brushing him or cutting mats out. I so want to take in all of her pets. She's not expressly abusing them, but she's certainly not a very good caretaker.
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- 18 Lip 2018
Exactly ... a serving size is 2 oz. per the packaging at 170 calories per serving (7 servings in a package!) .. so if she ate the entire package, which we all know she did, the sausage alone 1190 calories ... 3 g carbs per serving as well .. plus that LARGE baked tater ...
I know it doesn't have much sway, but I'm digging her like to dislike ratio on this one
