🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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TheGreatCitracett powiedział(a):
How hard could it be to do pull-ups when you're a little squirrely dude?

I've heard CWC described as a potato with pipecleaners stuck into it, and that's why he clearly couldn't do a pull-up.

But what if you're a scrawny monkeyboy like Russ, made entirely of pipecleaners?
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Russ has that skinny-fat thing going on. He's probably in the 150s, but he has no muscle mass and he's got the pot belly of a middle-aged accountant. So its doubtful that he would be much more successful at pull-ups than Chris was. Of course, Russ could put us all in our place and prove what a fitness rock star he is by filming himself doing his workout routine.
 
Pull ups are probably the most difficult body weight exercise there is. The most jacked dude you know would struggle to do 20 pull ups.

It’s true they’re easier for skinny people, but Russ isn’t skinny. He’s skinny fat with narrow shoulders and webbed hands.

Russ if you can do 20 pull ups straight with proper form, I’ll pay for your next hooker. PM me gourdo.
 
Fag Smut powiedział(a):
Pull ups are probably the most difficult body weight exercise there is. The most jacked dude you know would struggle to do 20 pull ups.

It’s true they’re easier for skinny people, but Russ isn’t skinny. He’s skinny fat with narrow shoulders and webbed hands.

Russ if you can do 20 pull ups straight with proper form, I’ll pay for your next hooker. PM me gourdo.
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I’m actually guessing he did most of the rest of those easy-ass 1970s Jack LaLanne calisthenics (what he considers a ‘workout’) and threw in pull-ups because they sound similar, but are actually an order of magnitude more difficult then the rest of those nothing exercises. (Well, save for a proper push-up or squat, but for some reason I don’t think Russ Greer is the exemplar for push-up form. I envision his body rippling like a breakdancer doing the worm over a puddle of spit with a saliva string connecting from floor to hanging bottom lip.)

Typical Russ “lying by inclusion” pattern of going a degree past reasonable and believable. Just like the exaggerated stories in his book - it’s what a 12 year old would think is “believable”. He doesn’t understand how badly he gives himself away, so thinks everyone else is none the wiser.
 
The music video for his new song should show him scissor kick Taylor off cloud 9 after she stabs him, falling down from the limelight into the dark underworld of prostitution.
 
I’m sure he defines a chin-up as “i pulled as hard as I could and I didn’t get my chin over the bar, but I made the effort so it counts.”

Basically he just pulls as hard as he can 20 times and counts that as done.

I can’t find the pic of his chinup bar in place but didn't he put it incredibly high on the doorframe? Like right at the top? Even if he could do one actual chin-up would he not just bang his giant peanut head on the ceiling?
 
AbraCadaver powiedział(a):
I’m sure he defines a chin-up as “i pulled as hard as I could and I didn’t get my chin over the bar, but I made the effort so it counts.”

Basically he just pulls as hard as he can 20 times and counts that as done.

I can’t find the pic of his chinup bar in place but didn't he put it incredibly high on the doorframe? Like right at the top? Even if he could do one actual chin-up would he not just bang his giant peanut head on the ceiling?
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Actually, that would be exactly Rusty's M.O. He put in the effort so it should count for something even though in reality he did a shit job so it counts for shit. He'd probably sue the pull up bar if he could for not seeing his fruits and rewarding him with a rad bod and some poon.
 
AbraCadaver powiedział(a):
I juat realized it’s at the very top of the door. How tall is Russ? Does he have to jump his twisted little monkey body up just to reach the bar, and THEN try for a chin-up? No way in hell he did even ONE.
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Russ claims he's 5'7" and 165lbs.

Many suspect he's actually shorter, and maybe 165 with soaking wet clothes on.
 
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Fag Smut powiedział(a):
What kind of job forces an employee to use their PTO when there’s a water pipe burst?
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ProgKing of the North powiedział(a):
if you're hourly and can't work because of something like that it's generally just tough shit, where does Russ work?
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It wasn't that he couldn't work; it was that the toilets were shut off, so he couldn't go lay a giant, nasty-smelling deuce (because you know with his crappy diet that his shit is foul), so he had to leave work early to go home and take a shit. If part of his job was scrubbing those same toilets, I doubt they would have sent him home; they just would have found other tasks he could do.

Which is all a fucking head-scratcher to me. Is there no Starbucks of fast-food joint in the neighborhood where he could use their restroom before going back to work?

That he's using PTO on dumb shit like this just tells me that it was totally his decision to leave early, that his employer made him use it because they didn't see his excuse for leaving as valid, and that he doesn't expect to work there for very long, because if he did, he'd save PTO for something worthwhile.
 
TheGreatCitracett powiedział(a):
A cup half-full of plights.

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We (and others) have explained over and over why legally, ethically and socially his "plights" are hilarious bullshit and yet he keeps asking this over and over.
What is he hoping for? That his mom will pop on and tell him "they're all just jealous" like you would a whiny child?
There are videos, comments sections, full reddit posts and this entire subforum explaining in very simple language that no Russ, you wouldn't be a better boyfriend just because you're white, and no, legal blackmail is not an acceptable way to get a date but somehow he always ignore it despite whining almost everyday about "the trolls"
No wonder everyone just gives up on him and leaves him to scream into the void. There's just no getting through to some.
 
SpaceAce powiedział(a):
We (and others) have explained over and over why legally, ethically and socially his "plights" are hilarious bullshit and yet he keeps asking this over and over.
What is he hoping for? That his mom will pop on and tell him "they're all just jealous" like you would a whiny child?
There are videos, comments sections, full reddit posts and this entire subforum explaining in very simple language that no Russ, you wouldn't be a better boyfriend just because you're white, and no, legal blackmail is not an acceptable way to get a date but somehow he always ignore it despite whining almost everyday about "the trolls"
No wonder everyone just gives up on him and leaves him to scream into the void. There's just no getting through to some.
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It's a Narcissist thing. If they stick to telling their warped version of reality, and repeat it often enough, eventually others will start to accept it as true. Depending upon the individual Narcissist, and how plausible their warped version of reality is, this strategy can actually work. But not for Russell.
 
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