🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Fag Smut]

What kind of job forces an employee to use their PTO when there’s a water pipe burst?

 

[ProgKing of the North]

What kind of job forces an employee to use their PTO when there’s a water pipe burst?

if you're hourly and can't work because of something like that it's generally just tough shit, where does Russ work?

 

[Viridian]

What kind of job forces an employee to use their PTO when there’s a water pipe burst?

A minimum wage shit tier menial labor temp job, AKA the only kind of job Russhole can get hired for anymore because anyone looking for a permanent employee or skilled labor would do a basic Google search first.

 

[Pimpkin Pumpkin]

Wyświetl załącznik 699019

Translation: can’t clean toilets if they’re broken, I guess.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

What kind of job forces an employee to use their PTO when there’s a water pipe burst?

Yeah, I guess I've never had that shitty of a job but I haven't seen it. Maybe it's when they low-key want a certain employee gone but don't want to be on the hook for unemployment.

 

[uglytroll4u]

He's like that with every woman.

They are, in his mind, to be treated like dogs you toss a stick and they go fetch. If they don't, they are bad dogs.

Well wasn't he the one who claimed Farrah begged him like a dog to avoid being sued by him?

 

[The Great Citracett]

A cup half-full of plights.

 

[Cilleystring]

I call bullshit

 

[Fag Smut]

0% chance Russ can do 2 pull ups let alone 20

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Alternative amusing theory: Russ did in fact get high off B vitamins and caffeine and did a bunch of exercise. Tomorrow, he will complain about being unable to move.

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[Cilleystring]

Wyświetl załącznik 699413

He added this

I take it Russ didnt take the bus to elementary or high school. At least not the regular bus anyway

 

[Toasty]

Added to the list of things Russ doesn't get: basic physics.

 

[Crispeacock]

I call bullshitWyświetl załącznik 699379

He probably had a pint of hand shandy googling instthots before snuggling his drool soaked teddy

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

0% chance Russ can do 2 pull ups let alone 20

Yup. The rest of the list is pretty easy, especially if you aren't too too worried about your pushup form, but 20 pullups? He either:
A) Does them one at a time (5%)
B) Doesn't know what a pull-up is (25%)
C) is lying (70%)

 

[Bridgeburner]

0% chance Russ can do 2 pull ups let alone 20

I've been going to the gym for the past 3.5 years pretty regularly (3-4 times a week) and while I cannot boast some incredible gains, I've changed my diet, lost a reasonable amount of weight/body fat and I can do 10 correct pull ups. And it's been hard work getting there.

I wouldn't be surprised if old hotlips bought the pull up bar just so he could lie to people he can do pull ups.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I've been going to the gym for the past 3.5 years pretty regularly (3-4 times a week) and while I cannot boast some incredible gains, I've changed my diet, lost a reasonable amount of weight/body fat and I can do 10 correct pull ups. And it's been hard work getting there.

I wouldn't be surprised if old hotlips bought the pull up bar just so he could lie to people he can do pull ups.

I feel like you could have just posted the last sentence without the powerlevel humblebrag at the beginning, but you do you m8

 

[The Great Citracett]

How hard could it be to do pull-ups when you're a little squirrely dude?

I've heard CWC described as a potato with pipecleaners stuck into it, and that's why he clearly couldn't do a pull-up.

But what if you're a scrawny monkeyboy like Russ, made entirely of pipecleaners?

 

[NiggoPls]

I feel like you could have just posted the last sentence without the powerlevel humblebrag at the beginning, but you do you m8

A lot of people around here have a really hard time keeping the spaghetti in their pockets, even though it should be the easiest thing in the world.

 

[MysticMisty]

Russ probably can't even properly grab the pull-up bar with his deformed fingers. He could genuinely be in great shape but can't do pull-ups because his fingers are fucked up.