🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

I always wonder what goes through someone’s head when they get some fake tough guy comment from a random stranger, click their profile, and see Russ’s greasy deformed gourd.
Upon first glance, I bet most people probably think it's a troll account based on the posts and pictures.
 
Lyrical genius
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Banging hookers overcomes the pent up rage from not banging hookers
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I wonder if Ricardo Lopez would be obsessively shitposting about Bjork today if Facebook had been invented sooner.

If the Internet gets crazies like Russ to spend their time shitposting instead of actually murdering people that might be a good thing, but I'm not convinced he won't go full Lopez at some point when all his insane schemes inevitably fail completely.

Hopefully he ends up a homeless bum without the resources to do anything at all.
 
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No you don't, Tay.

Because even 5 years later, you still don't know Russ exists despite numerous attempts to sue his way into your pants.


More blasts from the past that Russhole would like you to forget that help explain why he was called "invasive and troubling" in the response to his lolsuit:

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Also special creepy bonuses from the same time period I don't remember seeing before, courtesy of posts on Reddit:

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Ostatnio edytowane:
"Where are HIS fruits?!"

One of my favorite Russ-isms.

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I love how Russ is so well-known on reddit now, that saying his name doesn't violate their no doxing rules anymore.

He's basically reached CWC-level cow status there, where it's so obvious from his posts who he is that you don't even need to blur his name.
 
If you have to argue that what you're doing isn't a "weird stalking attempt," then that means that it is, Russ.

Also, you just want to be left alone? Great. Stop sharing your deranged thoughts openly on Facebook. You've said it yourself. You set yourself on fire so people can watch you burn.
 
Dont make fun of others even if you disagree with them.

He has never not done this. It his first and sometimes only retort.

It’s not a headline, that’s why they posted it on facebook instead of breaking it live on the air.

He does not watch the news. He, like an anti-vaxx mom, gets his news from Facebook. And when you do that you can select the sources that you agree with. Russ sees a lot of celebrity gossip because he follows pages that will post it. So then he assumes that's the big news of the day. Also you know very well he follows them hoping they'll mention him or Swift or her stalkers. At least the other one had the balls to steal her underwear.
 
Russ with prime /r/choosingbeggars material

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Does he really think magazine covers and every single marketing/branding photo is a one and done shot? Photographers take dozens and dozens of pictures to get one good one. Add on the shitload of time in the editing process professional photographers put in to get the “one” shot. Plus, they have equipment, travel, and sometimes parking expenses on top of time they spend prepping and interacting with the client before and after the shoot.

In Russell’s trauma-lumpy head, he believes a photographer will agree to come to his location of choice, take two photos only, and expect the two pictures to look like a real musician’s single/album artwork.
 
Does he really think magazine covers and every single marketing/branding photo is a one and done shot? Photographers take dozens and dozens of pictures to get one good one. Add on the shitload of time in the editing process professional photographers put in to get the “one” shot. Plus, they have equipment, travel, and sometimes parking expenses on top of time they spend prepping and interacting with the client before and after the shoot.

In Russell’s trauma-lumpy head, he believes a photographer will agree to come to his location of choice, take two photos only, and expect the two pictures to look like a real musician’s single/album artwork.
I'm surprised he didn't ask them to do it for free for the "exposure" because he was in a lawsuit with Taylor Swift and is legalizing brothels in Utah and therefore is famous.
 
Russ with prime /r/choosingbeggars material

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More of how Russ is too stupid to be a professional. He doesn't know how anything works at all because he's just a tard.

He could probably hire a homeless person to snap a couple Polaroids or take a picture with a shitty cell phone. If he's lucky they won't even just steal the phone and run away.
 
More of how Russ is too stupid to be a professional. He doesn't know how anything works at all because he's just a tard.

He could probably hire a homeless person to snap a couple Polaroids or take a picture with a shitty cell phone. If he's lucky they won't even just steal the phone and run away.
Now this is crazy, but hear me out: I've heard rumors that many people have a relationship with other people known as friendship, in which people associate with others because they enjoy their company and don't require coercion. Now, this is where it gets really wild, but I'm told you can ask these people, known as "friends" for favors, such as taking a picture for one's music track and they either don't charge a fee, or simply request a small favor in return. I know, I know, this all sounds insane, but that's what I'm told.
 
More blasts from the past that Russhole would like you to forget that help explain why he was called "invasive and troubling" in the response to his lolsuit:

What's interesting about those caps is that he's willing to use the F-word in PM's but not on his facebook wall... where Mom and Dad can see it. HmmmMMMmm.
 
I know it's Russ and you cant honestly say "Surely he doesnt think....." but I will never not be busting up at the idea that he thinks he's actually talking to the actual icon when he interacts with celebrities' social media. He's sent several pointed messages to "Taylor Swift" as if she herself will ever see them.
 
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