🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

Does anyone happen to have this picture? I missed it somehow although I've seen it mentioned a bunch. Apologies if it's in the OP.

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I remember he said he feared for his life when the security guard asked him to sit down(assaulted him). A couple of weeks ago he said he had flipped off a driver as the car drove off, and immediately feared for his life, because what if the driver came back to kill him for flipping him off? If it's that easy to make Russ fear for his life, it's no wonder his lawsuit and awesome evidence didn't go anywhere. Him thinking everyone are out to kill him does add to the paranoia he's shown recently, though.
 
I remember he said he feared for his life when the security guard asked him to sit down(assaulted him). A couple of weeks ago he said he had flipped off a driver as the car drove off, and immediately feared for his life, because what if the driver came back to kill him for flipping him off? If it's that easy to make Russ fear for his life, it's no wonder his lawsuit and awesome evidence didn't go anywhere. Him thinking everyone are out to kill him does add to the paranoia he's shown recently, though.
One of the reasons I love (?) Russ so much is because of the way he acts like such a tough guy online but is really such a little coward in reality. Remember when the judge (and Skordas) was destroying him in court? Facebook Russ would've been all over him but IRL Russ just laid down and took it.

On a side note is it even possible to flip the bird with webbed fingers?
 
I remember he said he feared for his life when the security guard asked him to sit down(assaulted him). A couple of weeks ago he said he had flipped off a driver as the car drove off, and immediately feared for his life, because what if the driver came back to kill him for flipping him off? If it's that easy to make Russ fear for his life, it's no wonder his lawsuit and awesome evidence didn't go anywhere. Him thinking everyone are out to kill him does add to the paranoia he's shown recently, though.

He thinks he's being a sly lawyer by overblowing what happened. Like when someone is in a minor fender bender and then sues for $800,000 and goes to court in a wheelchair. It's also what a lot of cops use when they shoot an unarmed person 14 times in the back
 
I remember he said he feared for his life when the security guard asked him to sit down(assaulted him). A couple of weeks ago he said he had flipped off a driver as the car drove off, and immediately feared for his life, because what if the driver came back to kill him for flipping him off? If it's that easy to make Russ fear for his life, it's no wonder his lawsuit and awesome evidence didn't go anywhere. Him thinking everyone are out to kill him does add to the paranoia he's shown recently, though.
Russ is a gigantic bitch, who dreams of karate-kicking those damned alpha Chads, pushing people around and always getting his way like the rich bully he wants to be. But when confronted face-to-face with any human being, male or female, he pisses in his trousers and slinks off. He is the biggest coward.
 
Like how he said that 6 foot 5 bodyguard from the picture was lucky he didn't get chokeslammed backstage because Russ is such a beast, but he was too much of a gentleman to do that in front of Ariana.

And the best part about that picture is how he kept calling it the "Smoking Gun" like it was damning evidence of assault on the disabled or something.

And then it's just a blurry pic with half a guy's bald head.
 
it is INSANE that they’re reporting on a popular television show and not a drooling idiot who’s obsessed with Taylor Swift!

Or maybe he’s furious some other bearded arsehole got to marry a hottie and he doesn’t.
The guys pissed that the other guy had sex without paying for it and without even "feeling anything" after the first kiss which we all know is meant to spark true love and is basically the poor man's diamond ring because that's how it works in movies.

I cant believe the dude's head didnt explode upon learning about Tinder. Its one thing to pay for sex, it's totally different for two people who dont "love each other" to meet and fuck based on (mostly) looks alone and maybe have a relationship grow from there.
 
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Like how he said that 6 foot 5 bodyguard from the picture was lucky he didn't get chokeslammed backstage because Russ is such a beast, but he was too much of a gentleman to do that in front of Ariana.

And the best part about that picture is how he kept calling it the "Smoking Gun" like it was damning evidence of assault on the disabled or something.

And then it's just a blurry pic with half a guy's bald head.
“Yer lucky my girl’s here, mate!” Russ gasped as the bodyguard pinned him to the wall by the neck with one hand, Russ’ feet dangling uselessly in the air. Behind them, Ariana rolled her eyes and continued scrolling through Instagram.
 
Like how he said that 6 foot 5 bodyguard from the picture was lucky he didn't get chokeslammed backstage because Russ is such a beast, but he was too much of a gentleman to do that in front of Ariana.

And the best part about that picture is how he kept calling it the "Smoking Gun" like it was damning evidence of assault on the disabled or something.

And then it's just a blurry pic with half a guy's bald head.
Yeah, and he was just SURE that if the judge had just let him show that pic, he would have won. He didn't get you have to state a claim of action before you get to the evidence part.
I wonder if he's given up on lolsuits. He didn't even challenge the magistrate's dismissal which is why it became final, nor did he react publicly to his humiliating defeat. And now all he is doing is chimping out on random instathots and news stories and feebly responding to people calling him out for being an asshole.
I dunno. I think right now he's done with lawsuits, because his "song" is coming out, and like everything he tries, he's convinced THIS will be the thing that gets him noticed and famous and make Taylor rue the day she ever told him no (she didn't, her agent did, as was his job, but Russ thinks she's directing every move against him). When nothing comes of that, he might go back to lolsuits against pop stars, or sue the streaming services for not making his song a recommended listen.
 
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Yeah, and he was just SURE that if the judge had just let him show that pic, he would have won. He didn't get you have to state a claim of action before you get to the evidence part.

"But I have evidence I was ASSAULTED backstage!"

shows that pic

Skordas instantly knocked on his ass, admits defeat, hands Russ one of those big cardboard checks for 100mil

Russ jumps up on the table and does the Charleston for a bit while everyone applauds, before dashing outside to catch his limo to LA
 
"But I have evidence I was ASSAULTED backstage!"

shows that pic

Skordas instantly knocked on his ass, admits defeat, hands Russ one of those big cardboard checks for 100mil

Russ jumps up on the table and does the Charleston for a bit while everyone applauds, before dashing outside to catch his limo to LA
And who’s in that limo waiting? ALBERT EINSTEIN i mean Taylor Swift.
 
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You heard it here first. Endgame will definitely be boring, he definitely won’t be seeing it alone opening weekend, he definitely won’t post spoilers the minute he gets home, and I’m definitely not still mad he did that for Infinity War.
 
First, it was "Can't wait to win a gazillion dollars from my lawsuit against(with) you". Now it's "I can't wait to release my song and expose you to the world". By summer it'll be "Can't wait to post the drawing I did of you!!"
 
First, it was "Can't wait to win a gazillion dollars from my lawsuit against(with) you". Now it's "I can't wait to release my song and expose you to the world". By summer it'll be "Can't wait to post the drawing I did of you!!"

Eventually he'll just be drawing a Hitler mustache on People covers with her on them.
 
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