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- 25 Lut 2013
I think Russ is trying to bore us to death so we stop following him. It probably won't work.
I still make Assigned Male edits despite Billy deliberately making them boring, I can last Dribbles trying the same thing.
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I think Russ is trying to bore us to death so we stop following him. It probably won't work.
We still have the Chris sub-forum. We don't get bored with our favorite toys and forget about them.I think Russ is trying to bore us to death so we stop following him. It probably won't work.
I would be so unlucky if I was lost somewhere and the only way to get directions would be to decipher the ramblings of a slurpy durptroll who can't stop talking about Taylor Swift.Of course it didn't cross Russ' mind that the person in the car might be lost, or in some sort of trouble. It wouldn't occur to him to ask the driver if he or she were okay and needed any help. Heaven forfend it not be all about Russ.
It was me. As @The Dude pointed out, we know what street that was. I was scouting for locations to set up an ambush on orders from Kiwi High Command.Little did he know, it was Taylor Swift in the car. She’d been driving around, looking for him all night in a horrific snowstorm. After hearing the song Russ sent to her manager, she just had to meet the man who wrote it, buy him some chocolate tard cum, and maybe even suck him some penis.
There he is! Her driver pulled over She stopped by him, but his reaction was strange. He went from a guy about to lurch across the street to a bus stop, to a shivering guy trying to hide behind a light pole. She decided to brave the snowy elements and step out of the car in her red high heels just when he whipped his phone out and started recording.
She took her hand off the door. She knew if she stepped out, paparazzi will come running, lightbulbs flashing. Plus, Russ was already recording what she hoped would be a tender and discreet moment. She doesn’t want attention for Russ’s song, all eyes should be on him alone, so sadly, she pulled back. She drove on, stopping for one, last, wistful glance at the man who could have given her a better life, A tear slipped down her cheek as she sadly whispered, “Jeeves, back to the airport please.”
Hey, it’s as plausible as anything Russ comes up with.![]()
"I reached out with progressive plights"
it is INSANE that they’re reporting on a popular television show and not a drooling idiot who’s obsessed with Taylor Swift!
How long before he discovers gang stalking and gets convinced that's what's going on?
This actually upsets me. I know he's said it before, but to have it just there just in a sentence like that.
I'm actually mad at the internet.
How will People Magazine ever recover?
It's a pity Russ never trend to run for public office on a delusional pro-hooker (Russ' personal harem) platform. I would imagine that would make for some funny Local election news stories. Unfortuneately thats probably more work than Russ wants to do, and so he'll 'just keep making half-assed lolsuits and whining on twitter.
He’s probably out of money. He doesn’t even venmo dollars anymore that we can tell.I wonder if he's given up on lolsuits. He didn't even challenge the magistrate's dismissal which is why it became final, nor did he react publicly to his humiliating defeat. And now all he is doing is chimping out on random instathots and news stories and feebly responding to people calling him out for being an asshole.
This makes me kind of excited. We've watched Russ morph from a creepy Nice Guy raging at strippers/hookers to Real Stalker with Taylor and Ariana, whatever could he have in store for us now!?I wonder if he's given up on lolsuits. He didn't even challenge the magistrate's dismissal which is why it became final, nor did he react publicly to his humiliating defeat. And now all he is doing is chimping out on random instathots and news stories and feebly responding to people calling him out for being an asshole.
I was just looking back in the early pages for the photo of Ariana’s security guard and wow he was a very different cow in the beginning. I highly recommend any new Russtafarians go back and at least read the first couple hundred pages. The good ol’ days.This makes me kind of excited. We've watched Russ morph from a creepy Nice Guy raging at strippers/hookers to Real Stalker with Taylor and Ariana, whatever could he have in store for us now!?