Susan's about to become one of my absolute favorite personal lolcow types: the "medical kidnapping" ones whose children have been removed by the state due to the mom's extreme incompetence and abuse/neglect.
Inevitably, they have social media that's full of how much they LOOOOOVE THOSE KEEEEEEDS, and how they're just a strong momma bear, y'all, and the only person who knows how to care for their children. The state/their ex/whoever is spreading lies but someday they'll all be reunited. They have whole communities where they talk about how the state should never be able to separate families for any reason, and how the right of parents to decide everything for their kids is absolute. They are total freak shows, whose abusive nature tends to come out in everything they say in an unintentional, hilarious way. And the best part is, they don't have their kids to hurt any more, so you can feel completely fine laughing at them.