🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Because they have to declare how okay they are to the public. Not realizing how badly it’s giving off the opposite effect

Insert joke about shrinking into a corncob here.

I get a real gay vibe from those tweets. Doesn't anyone else feel it too?

Yeah, but less normal homosexual vibes and more "brojob" vibes. Like the guys from that article in A&H about "straight men masturbation" clubs.
 

Christ, Andy sounds like he is talking to his interracial boyfriend in a 1980's made for TV movie that takes place in the rural south.

Also, we all know the only fuel Ralph functions on is cheap bourbon he claims is Makers but at least Andy will be in a great place to find his fuel source.

I'd love to see the look on his fat face when he realizes a glass of midrange bourbon in Miami is like $15-20 at a bar. Ya ain't going to Knoxville this time son.
 
@theralph at this rate you'll get an internet insanity in about 2 months lol
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By the way, every single person is aware that you use "lol", "lmfao" and "I DONT GIVE A FAWK" as a means to hide how mad on the internet you are.
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If you didn't give a fawk why are you sperging in chat? :story: . Give us a taste of that milk Ralph. I know you're reading this you fucking sped.
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Every time Ralph says "lol" someone should play the "YOU WANNA HOLLER OVER ME" audio
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Yeah Ralph get that copy and explain why a crime that took place in Canada is being investigated by your local police instead of having a party van sent (which is what happened to Destiny for lesser accusations).
 
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Zoom is fucking up on the calls right now but he has a point that the story is weird. The FBI(?) guy he called said the story is possible but its very weird if true.
Its pretty fair to doubt Ralph's story but its also possible that Ralph got lucky and had a really incompetent cop.
 
Zoom is fucking up on the calls right now but he has a point that the story is weird. The FBI(?) guy he called said the story is possible but its very weird if true.
Its pretty fair to doubt Ralph's story but its also possible that Ralph got lucky and had a really incompetent cop.

The point still remains that the biggest hole in his story is that it's a local officer.

What he and Andy did was federal level.
 
Anyone else noticed that Ralph's story sounds like Andy's story from when Cheong swatted him?
"They were laughing with me at the spergs lol."

The point still remains that the biggest hole in his story is that it's a local officer.

What he and Andy did was federal level.
Yeah that irks me as well, I'm also baffled that Ralph decided to show the card for the detective rather than just the form that he said he signed. Could be Ralph being exceptional but my incredulity is really straining.
 
@theralph at this rate you'll get an internet insanity in about 2 months lol
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By the way, every single person is aware that you use "lol", "lmfao" and "I DONT GIVE A FAWK" as a means to hide how mad on the internet you are.
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If you didn't give a fawk why are you sperging in chat? :story: . Give us a taste of that tard cum Ralph. I know you're reading this you fucking sped.
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Every time Ralph says "lol" someone should play the "YOU WANNA HOLLER OVER ME" audio
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Yeah Ralph get that copy and explain why a crime that took place in Canada is being investigated by your local police instead of having a party van sent (which is what happened to Destiny for lesser accusations).

He posted that like 2 mins before sperging in chat lmao

 

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Yeah that irks me as well, I'm also baffled that Ralph decided to show the card for the detective rather than just the form that he said he signed. Could be Ralph being exceptional but my incredulity is really straining.

Gee, it's almost like he made the whole thing up to get /cow/ off his back or something.

He unironically cares a lot about what every single troll he comes across thinks about him.

Including us, for whatever ridiculous reason.
 
Yes.

Does anyone know if Donga has jumped on this yet to begin deflecting attention from himself?
he has. Only reason he isn't getting shit on is because he banned damned near everybody. Dingus is on Steve shives levels of exceptionalism. Shame for him incognitive chav has been making fun of his wrestle wrestle. And all his bullshit will never disappear as long as AP is still around.
Andy sounds like a dru--nvm. Anyways these two are getting butt blasted over banter but their lemmings don't see it? That's just mind boggling how ignorant people are, also Ralph those emojis are hella gay and kinda makes a nibba thunk you made your lemmings actually just pay for your vacation ?
 
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