👓 TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[TherapyMan]

Noah's going on trial in traffic court for his citation because he pled not guilty:

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The case # in Kane County's online record is 19-TR-004228 (page too big to comfortably screencap). The trial is set for April 15 at 10:30 AM. The register of actions mentions the "complaining witness" being notified though I'm not sure if it's referring to the cop or the guy Noah hit.

I look forward to Noah going full Sovereign Citizen and quoting obscure passages from 1800s Admiralty Law to explain why the government doesn't have the authority to ticket him.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Lupa comes across worse when you consider how long ago the comment was as well as the fact that Spoony apologized to Jesuotaku and she long since forgave him.

People used to make re'tarded jokes like this all the time and no one took it seriously. You'd just be like "damn bro" and move on. Nowadays everyone is so ready to be traumatized. I'm not ignoring how Spoony got all full of himself and went downhill but this was just idiotic.

 

[RJ MacReady]

What are the chances of this Trial of the Century being recorded and made public? I wanna watch this spiteful little bitch squirm.

Since it's a trial the hearing will be transcribed by a stenographer, though a lot (if not most) jurisdictions require you to buy them from the court clerk and sometimes there's no online process. I wouldn't get my hopes up. I don't think KF even has any of Chris's court transcripts (if they exist) and he's the #1 cow.

The only reason I can think of is he thinks it's like a speeding ticket; that he goes in, they alter the offense to "failure to obey posted ordinances" and boom, smaller fine and no license points.

Yeah, he outright said he has no plan so I assume he thinks showing up and being polite will get him a break. And sometimes that works if the judge is in a good mood, but often times they're irritated that you wasted their time by bringing a cut-and-dry case to their courtroom. And that's assuming the cop who issued the citation (or even the guy he hit) doesn't show up. They easily couldn't since it's a bog standard traffic offence, but if either do it's open and shut.

 

[Xarpho]

Since it's a trial the hearing will be transcribed by a stenographer, though a lot (if not most) jurisdictions require you to buy them from the court clerk and sometimes there's no online process. I wouldn't get my hopes up. I don't think KF even has any of Chris's court transcripts (if they exist) and he's the #1 cow.



Yeah, he outright said he has no plan so I assume he thinks showing up and being polite will get him a break. And sometimes that works if the judge is in a good mood, but often times they're irritated that you wasted their time by bringing a cut-and-dry case to their courtroom. And that's assuming the cop who issued the citation (or even the guy he hit) doesn't show up. They easily couldn't since it's a bog standard traffic offence, but if either do it's open and shut.

“Good mood” and “Spoony” are phrases that I would never put together. Gonna put in my prediction right now, Spoony pleads out, pays the fine, and publishes 50 tweets bitching about it.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

If only we could witness Spoony trying to "charm" a judge into erasing a traffic ticket. Who knows, maybe the judge is a huge fan of Ultima.

 

[RJ MacReady]

If only we could witness Spoony trying to "charm" a judge into erasing a traffic ticket. Who knows, maybe the judge is a huge fan of Ultima.

The judge, Michael Noland, is a former Democrat State Senator and attorney with a history of pro bono work who was only elected last November to bipartisan support and campaigned by going door-to-door on a Segway. Not exactly a hardass.

Though now I'm wondering if Noah will plead poverty. He'll need to have something to argue and the case is cut and dry.

Noah laments his self-destruction and not having the "will" to stream. He conspicuously describes himself as having "no income":

This began and was interspersed with ranting about JRPGs, including calling Persona 5 an "atrocity":



The Patreon has sunk to $460 with March rolling in:

 

[DogEatDogFood]

Noah laments his self-destruction and not having the "will" to stream. He conspicuously describes himself as having "no income":

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This began and was interspersed with ranting about JRPGs, including calling Persona 5 an "atrocity":

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The Patreon has sunk to $460 with March rolling in:

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This is why people need some tough love once in a while. If you love someone, you need to call someone on his bullshit when they do something wrong so they can improve themmselves from their mistakes. Spoony's lickboot crowd should be telling Spoony to stop selfpitying himself and to actually start to improve his life if he wants to be better physically and mentally. But they are still sucking the balls of a loser that stopped being funny years ago. Every single one of these people has some shed of responsibility for encouraging Spoony's toxic lifestyle. That being said, I'm curious in what would happen if Patreon eliminates his account or his Patreon sinks so low that he can't afford anything. I mentioned in multiple ocasions that Spoony is too full of himself to end his own life, so it's very likely that his going to do everything on his power to beg for shekels in a pretty extraordinary and exceptional fashion.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

I wonder if he would resort to being one of those people who stands at intersections with a sign asking for money.

 

[RJ MacReady]

I mentioned in multiple ocasions that Spoony is too full of himself to end his own life, so it's very likely that his going to do everything on his power to beg for shekels in a pretty extraordinary and exceptional fashion.

He hasn't yet, which is what sets him apart from every other cow with money troubles. He passively accepts donations, but he's never asked for them. He's said for a decade that soliciting charity makes him loathe himself, but I've persistently curious when he'll start doing so because there has to be a breaking point eventually.

 

[Roadkill Pope]

He hasn't yet, which is what sets him apart from every other cow with money troubles. He passively accepts donations, but he's never asked for them. He's said for a decade that soliciting charity makes him loathe himself, but I've persistently curious when he'll start doing so because there has to be a breaking point eventually.

I expect it'll have to do with his dog. He might not want to beg for himself, but if he can justify it by saying he needs money for Oreo, then he's more likely to do it, I think.

 

[R.E.O. Spedwagon]

This began and was interspersed with ranting about JRPGs, including calling Persona 5 an "atrocity":

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The Patreon has sunk to $460 with March rolling in:

With all the sperging about Atelier, is he talking about this scene where the shopkeeper lady gets handsy with Rorona?

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Because that would be pretty funny coming from the guy who torpedoed his own reputation with a joke about how he wants to chain someone up in his basement.

 

[Ambidextype]

This began and was interspersed with ranting about JRPGs, including calling Persona 5 an "atrocity":

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He likes Persona 4? What a pleb. He automatically loses credibility to even talk aboout Persona 5 or Atelier Games. I bet he likes Undertale too. I went into Persona 4 with high expectation but the longer I played, the more I got disappointed. The foreboding mystery in the beginning was replaced with friendship story and irritating characters like Teddy.

 

[Fancy Rat]

Someone on the Spoony subreddit has posted a link that contains many (but not all) of Spoony's Patreon posts and updates, for anybody who hasn't seen them.

https://yiff.party/124881

It's quite worth reading them all. A few highlights include the usual health related excuses, including kidney stones, his Sephiroth costume's cheap material not being breathable enough, and passive aggressively blaming the fans' expectations for his inability to meet any of his own self-set Patreon goals.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Someone on the Spoony subreddit has posted a link that contains many (but not all) of Spoony's Patreon posts and updates, for anybody who hasn't seen them.

https://yiff.party/124881

It's quite worth reading them all. A few highlights include the usual health related excuses, including kidney stones, his Sephiroth costume's cheap material not being breathable enough, and passive aggressively blaming the fans' expectations for his inability to meet any of his own self-set Patreon goals.

"Lots of wild content, coming soon!"

Nearly 2 years old, did he release anything aside from City Hunter and a shitty vlog afterwards?

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

"Lots of wild content, coming soon!"

Nearly 2 years old, did he release anything aside from City Hunter and a shitty vlog afterwards?

They're in the rendering queue, you nogger.

 

[RJ MacReady]

He's been playing Shin Megami Tensei, by the way:

Something that's occurred to me: How much effort does he sink into finding or making these inane screenshots and GIFs? Some of them are curiously low-res which makes me think he pulled them off a Youtube video or GIS. Whatever the answer, he'll still spend hours doing this rather than stream.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

With all the sperging about Atelier, is he talking about this scene where the shopkeeper lady gets handsy with Rorona?

It sounds more like he's referring to Rorona's relationship to her mentor/ "master" Astrid.

Sticking stuff under the spoiler to save clogging up the thread. Also some spoilers if you are intending to play Rorona

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Rorona is introduced as a girl who lives with her "master" named Astrid who is basically a female Master Roshi - she's lazy and kind of a pervert, but it's also a front to hide her true wisdom and her intentions are gradually shown to be more genuinely in the interest of helping Rorona grow as a person and an atelier.

During the course of the game, Astrid likes to tease Rorona with talk of sleeping in the same bed, wanting to call her pet names and generally being a creep simply because Rorona always over-reacts (much like sibling teasing). Like most anime pervs the whole thing is played for jokes and isn't serious.

It's revealed later on that Astrid healed a very sickly Rorona as a child, but in return for saving her life & because her parents were poor, requested to have Rorona as a live-in apprentice. When questioned later on why she chose Rorona as her apprentice - Astrid says the decision came down to Rorona both being "cute" and also a bit of an airhead. The theory being that a more simple soul probably can take to alchemy because their mind is more open - whereas a more learned person would already be sceptical of the Alchemy process before they even tried.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

The man's a hero, though. The dude was a human trafficker and pointed a gun at Miles.
Is Spoony just upset because Arpaio praised him?

Let's not pretend that #juanbutnotforgotten isn't just a jab at Miles for shooting an illegal immigrant.

 

[Jack Awful]

Let's not pretend that #juanbutnotforgotten isn't just a jab at Miles for shooting an illegal immigrant.

It sure is a funny one, though.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

While I was filming the last review, Oreo jumped up in my lap and pretty much fell asleep instantly. You know me; I didn't have the heart to tell her to go away... or the brains to turn the camera off. And within a few minutes I was taking a nap myself.

So much for that memory card!

That is the look of a man who ran a hose from the tailpipe of a running car to his bedroom.

By the way, if you were at all wondering what the Spoony Movie was going to be like, look no further.

I'm endeavoring this month to post more progress reports on all my projects. Almost more to remind myself of how I'm doing!

My thoughts have been turned inward to the movie. It's still little more than a collection of a half-dozen pages, each page representing a different movie outline. That may not seem like much, but writing it down is a formality; by the time it's on paper I pretty much have the entire thing straight in my head. A lot of my writing process is spent slouched in a chair, brow furrowed, staring at a blank screen. The typing occurs in my head in some weird Zen trance.

Anyway. I've started cutting the ideas that don't work. I mean, yeah, I love the movie idea about a metal band riding winged steel horses that are also made of lightning, but I don't think I'm ready to film a spiritual sequel to Flash Gordon (with MANOWAR).

The best idea I have so far, and probably the most feasible is a sort of Counter Monkey movie that follows the journey of a roleplaying group in the real world, and then dives into the fantasy world as the game plays out. There's been a lot of demand for this, and I do like the idea. The only things holding me back are (1) I really, REALLY don't want it to be a rehash of "The Gamers" and (2) I was sort of hoping to make a movie that "stands on its own," if that makes sense.

Now, I have enough material that the CM movie wouldn't just be dorks bopping around a fantasy world doing the exact same thing the Gamers movie did. At all. But I do think the movie needs a different spin that I need do come up with. As for the second thing: stop bitching and give the people what they want, Spoony. Honestly, I have no problems with a CM movie. I think it's just the way of comedians sometimes that they get an irrational urge to make a Not Comedy.

What kind of Not Comedy? Well, that's what the other ideas are. Horror (an idea I've been struggling with for years), a superhero story (likely beyond my means), and a love-story comedy. Which counts as a Not Comedy because it's my normal kind of comedy. I actually really like the last one. April thought it was cute, and if I won the lady over I might have something there.

And then there's Counter Monkey, in which I've already scripted a scene where I snikt a guy's balls into a power outlet with my Cyberpunk Wolverine blades to get him to tell me where the bomb is.