"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Dentontx]

Oh, Phil. I saw the tweet you're ranting about, you fat stupid fuck. It had nothing to do with being Lateenks.

Either you're lying for asspats, always possible I know, or you legit cannot tell the difference between different kinds of furriners.

 

[The Dude]

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LOL, so anyone who calls Phil out on his lies and bullshit has to be a member of Kiwi Farms now? That's pretty convenient, isn't it? If someone calls you out on your lies and pokes holes in your established narrative, then just say that they're one of us (and block them, of course, so they can't reply to the accusations in any way) so hopefully everyone will discredit them and ignore what they said. "H-hey! D-d-don't listen to dem! Dey're just one-uh dem no-good Kiwi Farms Nazis! I am so Latin-ekks! I love Taco Bell!"

That's assuming it actually happened and isn't just another lie for ass-pats.

"There's a war against me." Fucking LOL, no. No Phil. There is just people laughing at you. Stop trying to make yourself feel important and special. A moon-faced mongo isn't worth going to war with/over.

 

[Positron]

I can't find anyone with such a handle on Twitter.

 

[Dentontx]

A what’s with the Spongebob spelling?
B He’s responding directly to this convo now, in realtime. Hi Phil!
C That’s the tweet I saw, @Positron. Notice that it says nothing about being a hot luscious loca Latina.
D and superexceptional, he broadcasts that to his own followers!
E "carry heat"

 

[JY's Tampon]

Cow crossover with Buffalo Bill, who got banned from a Discord server for sperging out about "fascists" in Portland.
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Cow crossover with Matt Myers.
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Are these people fellow larpers or Antifa? Do they know they’re conversing with a potato?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Lol the only heat Phil’s carrying is the inflamed wound between his legs. I bet even now he’s ripping that patch off, sobbing with fear.

 

[Dentontx]

Do they know they’re conversing with a potato?

A potato, and a grown-ass man who not merely sleeps in but actually walks around in the functional equivalent of Spiderman Underoos. Anime, my friends: not even once.

 

[The Dude]

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I can't find anyone with such a handle on Twitter.

LOL, we went over this before Phil, you Tankie Tard. In order to "pack heat" you have to be actually carrying a firearm. Dull mall ninja knives and collapsible batons don't count. No, airsoft toys don't count either. You don't even own a firearm, let alone carry one. If the unlikely day ever does come when someone does try to jump you, you'd never be able to get to any of your edge lord props to defend yourself because of all that ridiculous airsoft gear you wear to feel badass, and because you're an obese, chicken-shit Ass Burger with the reflexes of an overburdened freight train. You'd either stand there frozen in terror, or try to waddle away screaming for someone to help you.

And I see Phil has downgraded from ".45 ACP" to ".38". Looks like he realizes he's too much of a weakling to handle a .45, despite plenty of soccer moms literally half his size who carry them. Guess that's what happens when you're a tankie poseur with no muscle mass and an off-the-scale body/fat score. Soon enough Isaboy will be down to .22 since that's the only ammunition he could remotely afford.

And what's with the coffee mug faggotry? Is Phil gonna make us all a nice hot mug of cocoa?

 

[Dentontx]

And what's with the coffee mug faggotry?

I think it's supposed to be "spilling tea", a phrase associated with gay homosexual Negros of blackness, and therefore 100% a matter of shitlord cultural appropriation by this white Italian man. And also of course completely misunderstood as always, given that it means "to gossip", and Phil doesn't know any gossip or have anyone to share it with except Slingblade.

 

[The Dude]

I think it's supposed to be "spilling tea", a phrase associated with gay homosexual Negros of blackness, and therefore 100% a matter of shitlord cultural appropriation by this white Italian man. And also of course completely misunderstood as always, given that it means "to gossip", and Phil doesn't know any gossip or have anyone to share it with except Slingblade.

So literal faggotry then.

And LOL at the idea of Isaboy gossiping with Slingblade. As if the Vodka Ogre has anything to say to Phil aside from "Shut up, you stupid Wop, and go buy me another bottle before I spill all your lies and secrets."

 

[Coldgrip]

The CWCki Forums were about Chris, not you spudboy. Jealous that he's bested you in every way and you now have to re-write history to make it about you?

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Phil publicly announcing he's scared of an internet shitposting forum.

I'm sure antifa will be the big muscled backup you've always craved, Phil. They'll absolutely drop everything to defend you from some anonymous idiots posting bollocks online. You can walk the streets with swagger, giving the big 'un to everyone now, knowing that whatever you do your comrades have your back. The same way the trans community did, the anarchists at the Black & Red cafe, the Occupy guys...

Phil never learns.

 

[Bogliacci]

I wonder what Phil thinks of the new developments with his troon friend Greta. As the IRS noose slowly closes around Greta's neck, will Phil look on and realize that the Kiwis are all around him, that he has no where to hide?

 

[The Dude]

I wonder what Phil thinks of the new developments with his troon friend Greta. As the IRS noose slowly closes around Greta's neck, will Phil look on and realize that the Kiwis are all around him, that he has no where to hide?

We are the World, and the World is Kiwi Farms.

 

[Positron]

We are the World, and the World is Kiwi Farms.

We are the Word.
In the beginning was the Word. The Word became Fash.

Phil is too lazy to haul Slingblade's plastic vodka bottles to the recycle center:

Whatever happened to "packing heat"? I thought you're a sharpshooter Phil?

 

[RL325]

Somehow I don't think you need to be concerned Phil.

 

[The Dude]

Of all the stupid, fucktarded, chicken-shit things... Phil is so scared of being "misgendered" by someone that he won't take his trash to the recycling place. He's so genuinely terrified of being called by male pronouns that he won't take care of his recycling, even when it means he will receive money for doing it. Remember when he was trying to convince people he was some kind of ELF-esque eco terrorist and cared about the environment? Some big, bad eco warrior he turned out to be.

Either that, or he's just fucking lazy and posting excuses to prove what a "victim" he is. Which is a laugh considering that just a day or two ago he was being an internet tough guy, saying he's not afraid of being killed, tortured, or imprisoned. But we all knew that was a pure crock of shit.

 

[AnOminous]

Either that, or he's just fucking lazy and posting excuses to prove what a "victim" he is. Which is a laugh considering that just a day or two ago he was being an internet tough guy, saying he's not afraid of being killed, tortured, or imprisoned. But we all knew that was a pure crock of shit.

He's supposedly not afraid of death or prison or even torture, but calling him Mr. Isabel is enough for him to shit himself in impotent rage and cower in his filth hole.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Cow crossover with Buffalo Bill, who got banned from a Discord server for sperging out about "fascists" in Portland.
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Yeah SURE he's on a terrorist watch-list.

There was something else LOL-tastic in those pix......Oh yeah! The 'master of crime' or whatever other retarded thing he bragged about. The only crimes you've committed are jaywalking, spitting on the sidewalk and buying shit-grade weed.

Phil, you're about as genuine a threat to the establishment as an autistic child screaming and gibbering is a threat to their parents.

 

[Coldgrip]

Incoming post from him about what a hardass he is and how he's some badass super soldier in 5... 4... 3...