"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

More tough-guy posturing; talking about Antifaggots nets him more asspats than talking about his putrid perineum. Also Phil gets melodramatic about deleting his Facebook account.

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Been needing a lot of rest and meditation this weekend.

Still processing the whole deleting my Facebook and Instagram accounts and preparing myself to be more heavily involved with the Anti-Fascist cause.

Giving yourself to a greater cause and preparing yourself up for it.

Any second thoughts about this life decision. That decision was solidified last weekend.

"I am done making it me, I want to be about us"

These were my parting words in the final days before I deleted my Facebook account.

I am not turning back, there is no turning back.

I have nothing else to live for but my cause.

I do not fear being shot in the streets. I do not fear being dragged away in chains and thrown in a jail cell. I do not fear being tortured in prison.

Do not fuck with anyone willing to do all these things for the cause.
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How exceptional do you have to be to mourn a facebook account?
 
Phil is afraid of drinking water, presumably because it worsens the problem of "mysterious discharge" (i.e. piss).
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This is a new low for his idiocy... the city of Portland pipes this wonder substance called "water" directly to him so he can drink it when he's thirsty but he completely ignores the body's "thirst" response. I'm now convinced his brain is so stunted it can't even run the peripheral nervous system.
 
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Not even the reddest of the Reds advocate "the abolition of work"; they may be as lazy as Phil but at least have the decency to phrase it as "abolition of exploitative labor".

Phil is so retarded and transparent he is a rare bird.

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“Abolition of work?” Okay Phil. Who’s going to make and deliver your toy guns and Antifa cosplay? Who’s going to deliver your take-out pizza? Who’s going to process your tardbux?

This tard has no idea how anything works, does he? It’s like every post he makes gets stupider and stupider.

Also lol @ “so-called Portland.” Really, Phil? What’s its real name? Tard Mecca?
 
Oh Christ our shit-tier nonarchist has discovered Bob Black, and now he's giving himself labels even stupider than translatinks. Every day I come here wanting to do something other than mock Phil in the cheapest, easiest way, and every day he makes that difficult by continuing to behave in the absolute stupidest, most mockable manner possible. He's the original low-hanging fruit.

The most appalling thing is that from time to time I remember we're about the same age. He acts and carries himself so much like a pubescent ëdgëlörd that I tend to forget.
 
He's just parroting some shit he read on a website somewhere, probably with a word or two wrong because he's a re.tard. It means nothing to him, other than it's supposed to be in opposition to what most people think. As long as Phil is on the side of the minority, he's happy. Any minority, doesn't matter.

Just take a look at the flags and patches. Same as his 'political beliefs', they're things he's seen posted online in a rebellious context, so he's claimed them as his own. They could be fake for all he knows.

The message doesn't matter to Phil, it's the posturing that counts. That's why we get plastic guns and "abolition of work". As long as he looks and sounds serious it's all good in his mind.

For someone so incredibly unattractive in every way, it's curious how Phil's image is the only thing he really cares about.
 
“Abolition of work?” Okay Phil. Who’s going to make and deliver your toy guns and Antifa cosplay? Who’s going to deliver your take-out pizza? Who’s going to process your tardbux?

This tard has no idea how anything works, does he? It’s like every post he makes gets stupider and stupider.

Also lol @ “so-called Portland.” Really, Phil? What’s its real name? Tard Mecca?

Well, his mall ninja gear is made in Honduras, his edge lord clothes are made in Vietnam, and his toy guns are made in China and Taiwan. They'll still be made there regardless of what happens in the US. He wouldn't be able to get them delivered is there was an abolition of work, however, so you're right there.

I just love that Phil finally confirmed that he honestly believes Communism = no one works, everything is free. He's such a fucking moron. He also just proved that he knows jack shit about Communism. I mean, fuck, he's just so stupid. Way to go, Phil. You just proved to everyone that you're not only re.tarded and full of shit, but you're also a genuine imbecile.

You'd think that one day he would just get fed up with making a fool of himself and quit with the bullshit, but nope. He just keeps digging that hole he's in deeper and deeper. Which is great for us, because it means we will always have something to laugh at.
 
Also lol @ “so-called Portland.” Really, Phil? What’s its real name? Tard Mecca?

Oh, I am 100% sure Phil means that the woke thing to call it would be Athabaskan Land or something like that. Which begs the question as to why he didn't just say that in the first place for bonus wokepoints.

Also: "heh but that's not an AK": it is to lel forever.
 
Cow crossover with Buffalo Bill, who got banned from a Discord server for sperging out about "fascists" in Portland.
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Cow crossover with Matt Myers.
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"Crime Minister"...except Phil doesn't break the law. He's too terrified of getting arrested and misgendered by the police, then sent to men's jail/prison where he won't get gentle treatment for being a tard. He'd also risk getting his TardBux rowboat taken away if he breaks the law, then he'd be up shit creak with neither a paddle nor his rowboat. Big-talking poseur with nothing to back his words.

And he can't afford 9mm or .45 ACP ammo, let alone any firearms to put them in. You can't put real ammunition into airsoft toys. Just more big talk from our pet Tankie Tard. Keep giving us shit to laugh at, Isaboy.
 
Cow crossover with Matt Myers.
Phil thinks he's on a domestic terrorist watchlist :lol::lol::lit:. For what? Playing dressup and saying an internet messageboard is mean?

I love it when Phil feels he's all cosy and 'in' with a new crowd. He gets so ridiculously boastful so quickly, and he's so socially inept that he has no idea it's pissing off everyone around him.

Pride comes before a fall, Phil. Remember all the other groups of people you've been cast out of?

Lol, like Phil would ever learn from past mistakes. I can't wait for the inevitable 'antifa in this town are all fash really, trying to kill a trans latinx woman' etc etc. At this point in time the Phil cycle is so predictable you can almost set your watch by it.
 
I love it when Phil feels he's all cosy and 'in' with a new crowd. He gets so ridiculously boastful so quickly, and he's so socially inept that he has no idea it's pissing off everyone around him.

Also he's such an utter dick in addition to being completely inept that he'll eventually feel comfortable to attack some guy who actually is useful to the group, thinking he can get them kicked out. Instead, he'll get kicked out when he won't stop chimping out.
 
Also he's such an utter dick in addition to being completely inept that he'll eventually feel comfortable to attack some guy who actually is useful to the group, thinking he can get them kicked out. Instead, he'll get kicked out when he won't stop chimping out.

Except he isn't actually part of the group (Antifa). He's been shunted off into the Ain't-ifa Special Ed Regiment with all the other worthless wannabes, losers, and short bus jockeys who could be a liability to the real activists, so there's no chance of him starting shit with someone who is actually useful to the cause. He was essentially kicked out the moment he claimed he was a member. Entirely by design, I assure you.

Phil is infamous in Portland Lefty circles. There are many people in Antifa who remember the stupid bullshit Phil pulled during Occupy, and those people have told the rest how problematic Phil is. I assume all his other poseur buddies have done similar shit. So they put them all together into a little cliq of wannabes where they can't do any harm to the people doing the real work, and Phil and his little playmates are none the wiser. They're all happy playing Souper Soaker makebelieve, everyone reassuring each other how they're making a difference and "bashing the fash", safely tucked away on Twitter while the real Antifa activists are going to protests and getting into fights with Alt-Righters. They're all basically Ralph Wiggum with their finger stuck up their nose, safely out of everyone's way saying "I'm helping!" while someone from Antifa who is assigned to keep tabs on them pats them on the head and tells them "That's right, sweetie! What a big, scary super soldier you are!"
 
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