CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Eli's van got towed, Jace cannot afford weed

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Summing up:


Jace
  • Totals car in "street racing accident"
  • License suspended for blazed driving
  • DANGER ZONE!!!
  • Drives amok during muslim ghost hunt
Eli
  • Busted in Israel for fucking around with his granddad's scooter
  • Has car towed for parking it on a random stranger's lawn
Tyce (and the Skelton Krew)
  • Crashed the Race War Van at least once


Deagle Nation welcomes careful drivers.
 
I guess Eli's parents are less likely to bail him out after Tupacalypse and crashing through the Thanksgiving dinner table
 
Jace, I don't care what you think of of my Puerto Rican ass. You're still the Commander. Plus, we can sell you quality weed.
 
I don't think Jace realizes that the impound will charge him for each day it's in their lot as well as their standard fee. And God forbid if he has to pay for a tow truck to get it out too. Wonder if it'll be Obamas fault then too.

edit: for spelling, phone autocorrects Jace weird every time
 
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I don't think have realizes that the impound will charge him for each day it's in their lot as well as their standard fee. And God forbid if he has to pay for a tow truck to get it out too. Wonder if it'll be Obamas fault then too.
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The van runs, Eli was just really stoned and took a cab home after his assassination attempt on Tyce.
 
So will Gail let him move back in if he asks nicely and promises to always take his meds and do his bible studies?
 
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NO WEED?

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Some recent DN Forums posts have Jace discussing financial turmoil
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Some guy posted advocating stealing garbage bags placed outside fast food joints and eating food out of them (no, really)
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Jace thinks this is a great idea and wants to send Eli on an all-night bike ride across Massachusets grabbing trash bags from McDonald's like a retarded version of Fallout:
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I'm honestly kind of worried about this one, as retarded as it is, we don't know where he lives or where he's going to be scavenging, and if he's in an area like Worchester (god forbid) he might say the wrong thing to the wrong homeless person and get stabbed. There's weird isolated pockets of terrible neighborhoods in MA like that.

He even posted in Tyce's thread for secret MacGyver blazing tactics and apparently found a new mission for Eli when he's done with the garbage bag run:
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I know I've said this before but I really feel sorry for Eli. Though knowing him he'll probably have no problems with the idea as long as he gets weed or an XBox out of it.
 
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