Livestream FERGUZONE: Tyce and Jace cross the streams, Eli fails another assassination

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93532 powiedział(a):
i will never forget that mesmerized look eli's face. those incredibly slow gears grinding in his head as he read all those chat messages. he was gradually putting it together at an agonizing rate. suddenly, the synapses fired, he reached out; he could've unmasked the truth and possibly started another civil war. the denouement of the deagle nation story was there, inches from his fingertips.

and then he fucked it all up. fuck.
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:eli:
 
Ok, so I went ahead and counted how many times Tyce said "basically" in his stream.

311 times.

I may have missed a couple because his internet connection was shitty as all hell.

So within 90 minutes (inaccurate because there were a lot of blackouts/breaks) Tyce averaged 3 1/2 "basically" per minute. I should note that after an hour (before Eli showed up) and he showed the riot footage/hacked by CIADude420 he pretty much stopped saying "basically" and was at a rate of nearly 6 per minute. If this grammar is fucked up I aplogize because I tried taking a drink of beer every time he said basically and failed but I'm fucking drunk
 
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hurrhurrhurr powiedział(a):
Ok, so I went ahead and counted how many times Tyce said "basically" in his stream.

311 times.

I may have missed a couple because his internet connection was shitty as all hell.

So within 90 minutes (inaccurate because there were a lot of blackouts/breaks) Tyce averaged 3 1/2 "basically" per minute. I should note that after an hour (before Eli showed up) and he showed the riot footage/hacked by CIADude420 he pretty much stopped saying "basically" and was at a rate of nearly 6 per minute. If this grammar is fucked up I aplogize because I tried taking a drink of beer every time he said basically and failed but I'm fucking drunk
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The human liver can take only so much.
 
hurrhurrhurr powiedział(a):
Ok, so I went ahead and counted how many times Tyce said "basically" in his stream.

311 times.

I may have missed a couple because his internet connection was shitty as all hell.

So within 90 minutes (inaccurate because there were a lot of blackouts/breaks) Tyce averaged 3 1/2 "basically" per minute. I should note that after an hour (before Eli showed up) and he showed the riot footage/hacked by CIADude420 he pretty much stopped saying "basically" and was at a rate of nearly 6 per minute. If this grammar is fucked up I aplogize because I tried taking a drink of beer every time he said basically and failed but I'm fucking drunk
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Tyce has "basically" and Jace has "okay?". Anybody know what Eli's word is?
 
Broseph Stalin powiedział(a):
Anybody know what Eli's word is?
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Eli speaks in a series of grunts and mumbles. I think Tyce may be, book-wise, the least smart of the three, but in terms of neurons firing off in the brain, Eli is the dumbest. I wouldn't want to give him a site for fear of being arrested for hosting a gallery of underaged retard nudes.
 
For me, last night represented a high mark of this whole lolcow stream adventure. It wasn't the single funniest nor the wierdest, but it had a superior mix of all the characters, themes and fan videos. So many great lines were uttered. Some of my early favorites include:
"It's a tragedy among stars!" (Jace to Tyler after hearing about Eli).
"You wouldn't download a car, so don't download your swastikas unto the windshield you fucking faggot!" (Jace to Tyler).
 
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The writers are definitely hitting their stride, all the characters we know and love are playing off each other in unexpected ways. Looking forward to the season finale.
 
I'm reading comments here saying that Eli literally entered Tyce's house during his stream? Is this correct or did I miss something?. I didn't watch it live and I'm trying to skip to that part during the stream, but I can't find it.
 
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Crossposting from the general thread because it's relevant.
 
Gorogoroth powiedział(a):
I'm reading comments here saying that Eli literally entered Tyce's house during his stream? Is this correct or did I miss something?. I didn't watch it live and I'm trying to skip to that part during the stream, but I can't find it.
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It was about an hour in or so, he doesn't actually show up on camera.

Also:
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ELI! Does this look like a check to you?
Iunno, does it look like a check to you?

My fucking sides nearly died when Eli got back to Jace's.
 
Null powiedział(a):
Eli speaks in a series of grunts and mumbles. I think Tyce may be, book-wise, the least smart of the three, but in terms of neurons firing off in the brain, Eli is the dumbest. I wouldn't want to give him a site for fear of being arrested for hosting a gallery of underaged exceptional individual nudes.
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Well, he did say during Pick Up Zone that he wants a little girl.
 
I haven't had much time for the onlines and the nations of desert eagles recently, so I'm trying to get all caught up. There's been a lot in these last two streams for discussion surely, but I had to stop and post this before finishing watching them:

Somewhere around 53:00 in Jace starts ranting about Obama and fluoridation before performing a tactical vomit.

Fluoridation!? Really!?
 
You know, I really liked it when Jace and Eli were sitting around bullshitting about video games and picking up "chicas". It's good to see some signs that they really are friends, and it's not just the insane Commander running roughshod over Eli.
 
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