Livestream FERGUZONE: Tyce and Jace cross the streams, Eli fails another assassination

[StressSigh]

Why won't it let me call in? It just keeps ringing out

 

[Toasty]

so... is eli always this high.. guy seems like he'd get lost in a supermarket

Can he no longer shop happily?

Edit: if nobody gets this i'm gonna feel really fucking old. Cooler than you guys, but old.

 

[Erwin Rommel]

PAGAN WARLORD

 

[Jake Morgendorffer]

Can he no longer shop happily?

dude i get the feeling he'd walk in, look back to get out to a shopping cart, but it turns out he's nowhere near the exit and he'd just "Tahaaaaaa..." on the phone to Jace

 

[Erwin Rommel]

No Mountain Dew?

Bunch of fucking savages.

 

[Kittyguns]

Why won't it let me call in? It just keeps ringing out

Skype is like that, keep re-doing it.

 

[DeckardBane]

AAaannnd he's a furry.

 

[meatslab]

From how fucking hairy Eli is I can believe he is bearkin.

 

[Erwin Rommel]

MARK OF THE BEAST

6 6 6

 

[Picklechu]

"Satan is skyping my wolf soul. Help. Call 911."

 

[Frank_Jaeger]

MARK OF THE BEAST

6 6 6

This can't go on, I must inform the law!

 

[MangoMan86]

I don't think it was me specifically (I am Doommarine23), but honestly all I wanted to do is tell him about his wolf soul.

Jesus fuck.

 

[DN 420]

jace's breakdown this time around was pretty fucked.

 

[MangoMan86]

jace's breakdown this time around was pretty fucked.

Yeah, I'm not gonna post about morality here, but this was actually kind of disturbing, funny at first; but then the realization sunk in.

 

[Truck Rockfort]

jace's breakdown this time around was pretty fucked.

Even Eli who was stoned out of his gourd knew that Jace was breaking down.

 

[Karen]

I like how when I got on call Jace thought I was an anime character, even though my profile picture was of Sable from Animal Crossing.

That was really surreal since I didn't know what was going on with the chat. Either way it was pretty cool to witness Jace have a meltdown.

 

[Tookie]

so... is eli always this high.. guy seems like he'd get lost in a supermarket

He actually did. At one point in Israel he wandered around a supermarket for several hours looking for the prime minister of Palestine.

 

[The Nameless One]

God fucking dammit, I can't believe I decided to play Wasteland 2 instead of watch the two streams live. This is a #prank, right? None of the insane stuff you guys were talking about actually happened, right? Like Tyce learning how to read?

 

[chiefshittingbull]

that stream was sick

 

[niggers]

i will never forget that mesmerized look eli's face. those incredibly slow gears grinding in his head as he read all those chat messages. he was gradually putting it together at an agonizing rate. suddenly, the synapses fired, he reached out; he could've unmasked the truth and possibly started another civil war. the denouement of the deagle nation story was there, inches from his fingertips.

and then he fucked it all up. fuck.