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- 31 Gru 2018
Is colorblindness a common symptom in glandular disorders?
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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- 15 Sty 2014
Fuck off, beardface. “Help me pay for the comfortable existence I don’t have to pay for because I’m a manchild living with my mom!”
Why would you do this, Jake. The guy knows that we know who he is and where he lives, but his narrative is that he’s never been doxed and we’re wrong . Under those circumstances, why would you not keep your mouth shut?
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- 21 Wrz 2014
Jake is so very full of shit.
This is his Patreon after the "big rush".
This was his Patreon earlier today. Either amount is more than sufficient for one adult's food for a month.
Of course there's something else Jake didn't mention. He would have already received his February SNAP benefits.
https://portal.ct.gov/DSS/SNAP/Supplemental-Nutrition-Assistance-Program---SNAP
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- 3 Lut 2013
Just think about what he's saying here
This "half of his needs" is going to food, and only after devouring $500 worth of food (despite the existence of a food pantry right in Niantic) will he put a dime toward shelter. In what universe does that make sense for someone supposedly sleeping on park benches in the middle of a New England winter?
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- 31 Gru 2018
Made me look up the weather in ol' Niantic and there's a Flash Flood Warning including coastal flooding! Poor little Violet might get swept away from under the park bench and out into the Atlantic!
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- 7 Wrz 2016
Jake is fond of purple because he presents as Grimace.
(while trying to keep his real identity, the Hamburglar, a secret)
edit: his food budget of $500 per month is what? Three whopper meals per day?
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- 17 Sty 2018
He's dumb. Also, he thinks if he just denies it and says the information is made up by Kiwi Farms, then most people who interact with him will just believe him. Sadly, he's right about that one.
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- 3 Sie 2017
Holy fuck, the balls on this gnome.
Your mommy gives you a place to live, rent free, and all the tendies and Hot Pockets you can eat. Fuck off and die, you lying butt tumor.
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- 26 Wrz 2017
The real question is: Is it common among sufferers of autism?
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- 15 Sty 2014
Technically, he doesn’t have anyone’s couch to crash on. Because he has a bed. At his mom’s house. Where he lives. For free.
You’d think a homeless man would know that you can live off a fraction of that. He almost comes across like someone so stunted that he’s never done his own shopping, but as we know, that’s a lie spread by Nazi stalkers.
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- 8 Maj 2018
I'm still a little taken aback that people give Jake $500 for nothing. I know it comes at the price of being a e-begger but who here wouldn't like a $500 monthly injection from paycows. That's probably more than my hobby budget.
At least low rent thots or MovieBobs of this world produce something.
The world is too good for Jake and he can't even recognize it.
At least low rent thots or MovieBobs of this world produce something.
The world is too good for Jake and he can't even recognize it.
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- 7 Sie 2016
Take solace in how much he had to humiliate himself for years to get to that number. It's embarrassing to be in your 30s and beg internet strangers for a few bucks like a goddamn dog begging for table scraps.
And what's even better: all those suckers are also providing us with free entertainment in a roundabout way.
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- 24 Mar 2016
I'm going to guess that his mom insists that he pays $400 in rent, which he can't cop to because he never admits he lives with mom. When his amount was right around $400 he complained a lot about all his money being taken, now he's saying he has enough for food.
Now that he's got an extra hundred on top of rent, he's probably saying to his mom, "buy the name-brand Hot Pockets, I don't care if they're not on sale, it's my money!"
It is hilarious, though, that he's now claiming $500 is enough for rent. His entire state doesn't have a place to rent for that. Rooming with someone would be (just barely) possible, but there's no way a roommate's expectations for Jake's sociability and contributions to the household would be lower than his mom's.
I know he probably has no plan and would never leave the nest no matter how much money he had, but I really do want to see the Jake Roommate Saga.
Now that he's got an extra hundred on top of rent, he's probably saying to his mom, "buy the name-brand Hot Pockets, I don't care if they're not on sale, it's my money!"
It is hilarious, though, that he's now claiming $500 is enough for rent. His entire state doesn't have a place to rent for that. Rooming with someone would be (just barely) possible, but there's no way a roommate's expectations for Jake's sociability and contributions to the household would be lower than his mom's.
I know he probably has no plan and would never leave the nest no matter how much money he had, but I really do want to see the Jake Roommate Saga.
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- 28 Gru 2014
I want Jake's long-suffering mom to meet a widower Chad with a mansion who sweeps her off her feet and moves her in and sells that dump in Niantic, but has a strict no gnomes policy.
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- 7 Wrz 2016
Maybe he even has a teenage son that doesn't want to bunk with Jake.
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- 21 Wrz 2014
I assume he means "pester". And doesn't he hate gamers?
Is Jake endorsing self-medding now?
Is Jake endorsing self-medding now?
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- 16 Wrz 2017
This is what I love about Jake: he drops the bar below even the most low-performing cows! Aside from outright horrorcows, crimecows, etc. like Bate or the dogfuckers, Jake scores very low on nearly any scale. Literally that's one of the only things good I can say about him "well, at least he isn't a convicted sex criminal". In what other context are the terms "at least Jake Alley..." or "even Jake Alley" ever used on this site? I can't recall ever seeing it.
Phil is one of the most incompetent people I've ever come across, yet somehow all the paperwork and "gatekeeping" were not too much for him. And yet Jake won't even try to clear the first hurdle...
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- 15 Sty 2014
I don't think he has any shame about it.
Well that's an unfortunate typo. Jake, no one wants you to peter them.
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- 10 Lut 2015
I fully endorse Jake getting on a stream with his own voice.
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- 21 Wrz 2014