🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[bacterium]

1] Not gay, nor am I interested]

I'm not gay either. I just want you inside of me. Or, if you prefer, I can be inside of you &/or we can take turns.
We don't need labels.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

I'm not gay either. I just want you inside of me. Or, if you prefer, I can be inside of you &/or we can take turns.
We don't need labels.

I have to admit I had to beat off after reading the latest in this thread.
I personally have fantasies of 12 tjs standing in a circle around myself as I kneel down and then am bound/tied in that position to a seiza bench with my arms folded behind my back.

Then all 12 TJs shower me with hot streams of cerebral spinal fluid.. huge butter grins all around as they drench their piggy.

God Im so hot &/or bothered right now.

 

[DespicableFool]

I have to admit I had to beat off after reading the latest in this thread.
I personally have fantasies of 12 tjs standing in a circle around myself as I kneel down and then am bound/tied in that position to a seiza bench with my arms folded behind my back.

Then all 12 TJs shower me with hot streams of cerebral spinal fluid.. huge butter grins all around as they drench their piggy.

God Im so hot &/or bothered right now.

 

[Burned Man]

TJ really can't stay away from here can he? Now he shows up at all hours of the day, like a regular member might do. I think it is safe to say we are his favorite people on the internet. Maybe its because we challenge his intellect rather than take it for granted like everyone else does.

 

[ON 190]

Because if it did, I wouldn't be here- I would be ramming my head into a cement wall repeatedly for hours at a time.

Oddly, ramming your head against a cement wall is the best way to deal with The Churchinator.

 

[DespicableFool]

Oddly, ramming your head against a cement wall is the best way to deal with The Churchinator.

How so? I'm afraid I don't get it yet- the last impact made me slow-in-the-mind for a little bit.

 

[ON 190]

How so? I'm afraid I don't get it yet- the last impact made me slow-in-the-mind for a little bit.

Then you didn't slam your head against the wall hard enough. Or you need to do it a few more times.

 

[DespicableFool]

Then you didn't slam your head against the wall hard enough. Or you need to do it a few more times.

I'm starting to see the Nyan Cat; how many more times should be enough?

 

[ON 190]

I'm starting to see the Nyan Cat; how many more times should be enough?

Probably only once more.

 

[DespicableFool]

Probably only once more.

Well, I did it. I'm going to work on some homework now. Just to be clear, George Clooney is the United States President, right?

 

[ON 190]

Well, I did it. I'm going to work on some homework now. Just to be clear, George Clooney is the United States President, right?

Yeah, since the Civil War of 1956.

 

[Cowlick]

TJ really can't stay away from here can he? Now he shows up at all hours of the day, like a regular member might do. I think it is safe to say we are his favorite people on the internet. Maybe its because we challenge his intellect rather than take it for granted like everyone else does.

You're far from my favorite people.

Also, how is it possible you challenge my intellect at all when a vast majority of you spend the majority of your posts either denying it exists or denying it does?!

 

[Firesharpie]

You're far from my favorite people.

Also, how is it possible you challenge my intellect at all when a vast majority of you spend the majority of your posts either denying it exists or denying it does?!

Contrary to popular belief, different people have different opinions.

 

[Null]

Also, how is it possible you challenge my intellect at all when a vast majority of you spend the majority of your posts either denying it exists or denying it does?!

You could be the most intelligent person alive, but you're still a crazy fuck. What good is intelligence when you can't communicate well?

 

[nad7155]

You're far from my favorite people.

Also, how is it possible you challenge my intellect at all when a vast majority of you spend the majority of your posts either denying it exists or denying it does?!

What do you actually DO?

 

[Poor Choices]

You're far from my favorite people.

Also, how is it possible you challenge my intellect at all when a vast majority of you spend the majority of your posts either denying it exists or denying it does?!

Intellect is a qualitative measure, if the kiwis are challenging it then they are also challenging that it exists in common understanding. You know this because no one has said that you don't have a quote unquote intellect only that you are dumb.

 

[ON 190]

What do you actually DO?

Looks at himself in the mirror and says "Who is the smartest of them all? Oh, that's right... ME! MEEEE!"

 

[The Knife]

you spend the majority of your posts either denying it exists or denying it does?!

Denying it does what? Denying it exists and denying it...exists further? You're not making challenging your intellect very challenging, buddy.

 

[ON 190]

Denying it does what? Denying it exists and denying it...exists further? You're not making challenging your intellect very challenging, buddy.

I really have no idea what he was trying to communicate there.

 

[Jackie Chin]

You're far from my favorite people.

Also, how is it possible you challenge my intellect at all when a vast majority of you spend the majority of your posts either denying it exists or denying it does?!