Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Raging Capybara]

19 hours each day playing Ass Creed confirmed.

 

[Water-T]

Let me translate that from Ghoulish to English: "I've been sitting on my ass playing Peggle until I get bedsores".

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Net worth John, that means that for whatever reason their assets and liabilities are about equal, not that they're sitting on their ass with eight bucks in their pocket.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Cool John, no one gives a fuck about your geography guessing game.

Here comes ol' carpetbagger John Flynt pointing out once again that niggers can't do any better than live in disease-infested hellholes.

 

[Mola Ram]

Can we not just say "black people" or "African-Americans" when talking about "people of color" (aka colored people) in Mississippi? I doubt there were a lot of hajis or Chinamen lurking in John's completely non-fictional sewer-tainted shantytown.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

It's the infographic with the red circle mspainted on it that really sells the story. I can just feel the squalor and oppression of four hundred years (and counting) of John's people under the boot heel of the white overlords.

I bet if I zoom in I'll see the shacks, and the skin infections, and why, looka there! It's John's rotted penis being dragged around at the end of a string by a little nigra chile. And there's a bedraggled old hen pecking at it, but the child is not laughing. Cuz skin infection. Uh oh, looks like the Klan is riding in again, as they do every day, and are about to hang that chile. Shit just got real. Looks like we got us a party!!!

 

[AnOminous]

Net worth John, that means that for whatever reason their assets and liabilities are about equal, not that they're sitting on their ass with eight bucks in their pocket.

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If John didn't have Frank his net worth would be well in the negative and he could claim to be more "oppressed" than the average black person.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I suppose it pays to be cautious when the entire fucking story has already been completely debunked. That's """"""investigative journalist"""""" John Flynt.

 

[Kerr Avon]

I suppose it pays to be cautious when the entire fucking story has already been completely debunked. That's """"""investigative journalist"""""" John Flynt.

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John likes BuzzFeed because the name sounds like the noise when the wind whistles through the holes in his epididymis

 

[AnOminous]

I suppose it pays to be cautious when the entire fucking story has already been completely debunked. That's """"""investigative journalist"""""" John Flynt.

I hope this ends the bromance between BuzzFeed "reporters" and mainstream media.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

You have your own opinion but you won't state it until you figure out what most people are going to asspat you for, okay John.

When zero IQ people meet.

Oh pardon me John, I forgot that the government shutdown was completely about you.

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm sure by "stolen" he means "driven into a ditch and promptly forgotten about in an Ambien-induced fog."

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Cool John, no one gives a fuck about your geography guessing game.

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Here comes ol' carpetbagger John Flynt pointing out once again that niggers can't do any better than live in disease-infested hellholes.

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Geography John strikes again. Oxford isn't 20 minutes from Sumner. It's an hour and 22 minutes in light traffic.

For someone who grew up in Mississippi, he knows very little about the place. I guess growing up as a sheltered, special-needs child in a wealthy, all-white enclave can do that.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I'll eat my hat if John has ever even driven through the Delta.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I'll eat my hat if John has ever even driven through the Delta.

The Ghost of @Techpriest rises...

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

I'll eat my hat if John has ever even driven through the Delta.

John's entire knowledge of the state comes from repeated watchings of Django Unchained on Netflix. This is why he has such a vivid memory of his childhood in the antebellum south, and of watching his daddy wrestle other bucks in those death-match Mandingo fights.

 

[facepalm]

Sumner and Oxford are an hour and twenty minutes away. The red circle is a bunch of farms. Another example of laziness.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

The red circle is a bunch of farms.

True, but the farms are populated entirely by black children whose skin is sloughing off as they forlornly play in geysers of raw sewage pumped there from the Oxford mansions of loathsome white people, all of whom are descended from Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest.

 

[facepalm]

True, but the farms are populated entirely by black children whose skin is sloughing off as they forlornly play in geysers of raw sewage pumped there from the Oxford mansions of loathsome white people, all of whom are descended from Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest.

You forgot kiwi in front of farms.

 

[Ghostse]

Sumner and Oxford are an hour and twenty minutes away. The red circle is a bunch of farms. Another example of laziness.

Now are you dare meaning to imply that Miss'ippi John don't know the layout of hissone state?! That's fools talk my friend. Obvious those evil republicans have simply changed the maps and forcibly relocated those towns full of poor skin-infected Pee-oh-sees to try to get one over on Ol' John.

Next time you speak ill of an American hero like Miss'ippi John, you best have your banjo handy cause slighting such a great man is a dueling offense.