Write a scary story in two sentences

[ToroidalBoat]

The water looks cloudy.

It suddenly dawns on you that you're surrounded by countless jellyfish.

 

[SofondaCox]

The large, sweaty man waddled into the restroom, breathing noisily through his mouth.
"Open the door, young lady, I'll help you with your tampon."

 

[Begemot]

The large, sweaty man waddled into the restroom, breathing noisily through his mouth.
"Open the door, young lady, I'll help you with your tampon."

Jake Alley waddled into the restroom, writhing and leering simultaneously.
"Open the door, young lady, I'll help you with...everything, you don't want to be transphobic now, do you, cutie?

 

[A single cheeto]

She was never the horrorcow. You were.

 

[Uterus Burns]

I pulled down her pants. She had a penis.

 

[The Cunting Death]

The Plan was to drink until the pain is over. But what's worse, the Pain or the Hangover?

 

[MadDamon]

Your. Mom GAY.

 

[Begemot]

After being trapped in an alleyway you hear footsteps. You look up to see 30-inch Joe's turgid glistening cock ready to strike.

 

[AprilRains]

(Here's an oldie.)

"Who in the world would hire a female hitman?" he chuckled, taking off his shirt.

"Your wife," she replied, sighting down the barrel.

 

[SelmaHendersen]

so you makin out with ur honey phone rings "wut r u doing wit my daughter?"

U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded" - THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

They finally got around to that recount. Hillary Clinton is now president.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Suddenly, you hear a voice.
"I'm Nick Bate" said the man.

 

[Freddy Freaker]

The next morning you look out the car window. MAN HOOK HAND DOOR CAR DOOR.

 

[Dirtless]

Upon leaving prison you made 100k last year.

Now you live with Andy Warski.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Story based upon actual events:

You walk into class and sit down with your computer and books. The teacher says "we'll be watching clips from Hamilton today."

please kill me.

 

[Begemot]

Upon leaving prison you made 100k last year.

Now you live with Andy Warski.

Andy Warski opened his mouth and tried to scream. The slimy writhing gunt enveloped his body and the last thing he smelt was a sickly sweet miasma of regurgitated Maker's Mark.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

In a moonlit bedroom on the windowsill, there's a pile of anime plushies.

One of them looks at you and cheerfully blurts out: "I came to play!"

 

[Recoil]

I don't like our new house, it's dark even on sunny days and the wood paneling always smells like rotten fruit at night no matter how many times mom washes it.
Sometimes the windows rattle, it wakes me up in the middle of the night and mom tells me I have to wait in the cellar with the lights off until it stops howling outside.

 

[AprilRains]

You have been granted immortality, including very fast regeneration.

An instant before that, you were teleported into the Earth's core.

 

[Liquid Kent]

Won a Game of Thrones haversack for my girlfriend who loves GoT while waiting for her to come back.

She breaks up later over text.